I’ve got nothing

Sup

Sunday Pump Day

Cozy Evening

Bulked up 20lbs since Sept

Two for Tuesday

Trying to get that Christmas tree back for the holiday season

What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?

Bulk season has begun

Postcard

Mountain Cows

Mountain Cow

Wonderful day for a hike

🌲 🌲

Pretty nice if breathtaking views are your thing

Finally cool enough to wear jeans again…well in the morning at least

People want back shots right?

Greetings & Salutations

It may be an addiction but at least it’s not meth

Favorite pic of yourself in Nature

Front & Back

Back at it

Another day another hike

Took a hike

Couldn’t decide so you get both

Sunday Morning

Thursday Flash

Post a pic from about 10 years ago

Sunday Fun Day

Outside the gym was a freaking Aston Martin DBX crossover that retails around 225k…for a crossover. It looks like a Rav 4.

So we can all agree: Cut 🍆 Uncut 🍌 Syphilis 🌽

Been a minute since my last appearance

See a tree, Post a tree

Three certainties in this life: 1: Death 2: Taxes 3: Me dissociating at the gym and unknowingly singing out loud to my music while getting stares of bewilderment from the patrons.

My most favorite thing to do at the gym is run three miles after my workout. My least favorite thing to do at the gym is run three miles after my workout.

💯

My love Is like a slow death A misunderstood intimacy Drowning me out And pulling me under Until I have no other choice But to breathe in air Laced in poison

I’m all for workout videos, but those who post themselves jogging while narrating whatever stupid thing they think is important…I hope you all fall.

That meteor really needs to get here soon…preferably after the weekend.

You don’t need to watch the news, you need to get a library card

Shotgunning melatonin with my nyquil to put myself into a medical coma.

i love when ppl drive all crazy and in a hurry, just to get stopped at a red light.

Why the fuck is my neighbor mowing his yard? It’s February and we had frost this morning.

No, YOU showed up a month early to your dental cleaning. 🤦‍♂️

Non-Chiefs & Eagles fans today

Girl Scouts out here accepting paypal, venmo, and apple pay selling their cookies. Sons of bitches make it impossible to avoid getting a box or six now 😩.

A warm house. Good food. My babies. My loves. Everything is awful. Take a moment to remember the good in your life.

Apparently work does not want me to have an easy Friday as I’ve received three texts, two phone calls, and six emails before 7.