Now if JD Vance could visit Putin and have the same effect on him as he had on Pope Francis... ✝️

Two US tourists in Berlin ask why the train doesn't stop at the station. Berlin native: They are defusing a bomb. They: Who planted it? BN: The US Air Force. They; Oh, sorry about that. BN: Well, you liberated us from fascism, so that's okay. They: Maybe you will have to return the favour soon.

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Channeling the past: "Wollt Ihr den totalen Tariff?"

The Principle of Internet Idiocy: when constructing a satire, it is impossible to imagine anything so outrageous that someone on the Internet won’t think it’s real. #satire #internet

Musk and CIA Director John Ratcliffe in Langley at the Central Invaded Agency. #Musk #CIA

Stuur toch dat hele rariteiten kabinet naar huis! Opgeruimd staat netjes. #TweedeKamer #minister #Faber

Trumpian logic: 'We have no intention to help you in case of a Russian invasion, but you've got to keep buying our weapons even when we can disable then remotely.' Really? 😳 #USA #Europe #weapons

Als we nou eens die straks overtollige vuurwerkbunkers door defensie laten kopen, dan kunnen ze daar munitie in opslaan. Dat is dan handig al over het land verspreid en dus in de buurt van de reservisten. En de handelaren hebben compensatie van hun investering. #vuurwerk #defensie

Dôh... This is what you get when you trade your diplomats and security staff for amateurs. What's next, merging the FSB (ex KGB) with the CIA? #SignalGate

172.95 ± 0.53 GeV

That, my friends, is a declaration of war from the USA to NATO. Article 5, remember? #Article5 #NATO #Vance #Trump

Do you want a new monitor? Try your luck and scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ with a very sharp object.

“If you think I’m overreacting and sounding the alarm too soon, consider this: It took the Nazis one month, three weeks, two days, eight hours and 40 minutes to dismantle a constitutional republic,” Pritzker said. #Pritzker #Nazi

Europe might even wonder why it banned & blocked RussiaToday & Sputnik, if both have a backup broadcast-channel run by Witkoff, Krasnov & RasMuskPutin, spouting the exact same fascist Kremlin-drivel?

It is impossible to capture how catastrophic Trump’s recent moves and statements are for US defense contractors—this will have a huge trickle-down industrial effect given supply chains and subcontractors.

The Sunday sermon: Iä, Iä! Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn. #Sunday #sermon #Cthulhu #Piglet #Poo

I decided to start a #thread 🧵 of stories about legal residents and tourists being (illegally) arrested, detained and/or deported by the Trump regime. I'll only post stories from serious sources, as rumors and conspiracies are really not needed in this authoritarian moment.

Avoid America if your not an American.

A Republican state lawmaker in Minnesota has been arrested for attempting to solicit sex from a minor, local authorities said. Sen. Justin Eichorn recently introduced a bill to create a mental illness category for liberals obsessed over Donald Trump

Decisions, decisions, always decisions... #Trump

Cat channelling Putin.

Those who doubt Moscow's approach to Ukraine and the rest of Europe should "digest" these words of Kremlin insider and former Russian president.

Waarom hebben we opeens wel last van Tesla schaamte, maar niet van EBS schaamte? De Vervoerregio Amsterdam zou EBS moeten uitsluiten als vervoerder. EBS ondersteunt de genocide in GAZA en de West Bank #EBS #Gaza #VervoerregioAmsterdam

No, we've never had Russian neighbours before. You're the first. #cartoon #Russia #Ukraine

I think Russia should withdraw from the occupied territories, scrap its nuclear weapons, surrender Putin to the ICC and pay Ukraine war reparations. That would be a good start for peace negotiations. Realistic? No, but so are the Russian demands. #Ukraine #Russia #war #peace

OMG! It looks like I'm infected. #woke

There you go. This is the whistle for the coup d'etat. #Coup #MartialLaw #Trump #Flynn

A thing to remember in Europe! #EU #Europe #solidarity #consensus

Happy St. Gertrude's (and St. Patrick's) Day! Also 🐈‍⬛🐈😺 #St.Patrick #St.Gertrude #cats

I can only hope that if Trump falls ill the only doctors that are able to treat him have been deported.

A total disgrace and fall-back to segregation times.

Elke keer dat Wilders ademhaalt liegt hij ook.

Wouldn't Putin's war be simpler if the Russian army just stayed at home and shot a few thousand of their own troops every week? #Putin #Russia #war

Onteigen niet de boeren, maar hun tractoren. Laat ze maar weer het land met paard en ploeg bewerken. Stikstofprobleem opgelost. #boeren #uitkoop #stikstof

Denk je even de zaterdagkrant te kunnen lezen... #Volkskrant #zaterdag #caturday

Beware the Ides of March! #caesar #idesofmarch

Albert Einstein's cat Tiger was jealous that a New York engineer named his cat "Albert Einstein." Realizing that his own name had nothing to do with Einstein, Tiger felt left out. #Einstein #caturday

My cat Wee Monster likes to read up on how to survive in the garden. #Caturday

#Gay #Black #TV

Wat is de Lifeline heli voor een vreemde route aan het vliegen? #LIFLN1 #ANWB

If you care about preserving online resources being scrubbed from federal gov't websites, support the work of the Internet Archive. I've used it for teaching, research, and writing. I donated & hope you will, too. archive.org

I'm sure all US veterans who voted for Trump agree with this decision. Or not, maybe? You've got what you voted for. #USA #veterans #Arlington #dei

I suggest that the survivors of Bucha get a seat at the negotiating table. #Ukraine #Bucha #Russia

My bathroom mat is the same colour, but is slightly larger.

If you were still wondering if Musk is a Nazi, you can stop right now. #Musk #Hitler #Nazi

Misschien zou @bnr.nl of een andere journalistieke club eens de diploma's, scripties etc. van alle politici onder de lamp moeten houden. Wie weet wat voor leuke dingen daaruit voortkomen. #scriptie #staatssecretaris #politici #BNR