Sora is a gift sora.chatgpt.com/p/s_68de7c98...

Sorry, not sorry in advance for all the slop i’m going to make with this. sora.chatgpt.com/p/s_68dca817...

Working in Silicon Valley means asking yourself if this thing you’re seeing is a new Google ISR platform or that rapture everyone is talking about, but pretending it’s perfectly normal and going about your day regardless.

The Three Body Opportunity for Improvement

Defense is harder than Offense - example Infinity+1.

I have a pretty good idea…

Wait, so… this data - customer data - was being shared FOR FREE before?

The Blimp is blimpin’ again.

@nytpitchbot.bsky.social Bloomberg is trying to one up you.

“Ghostbusters Prequel”

This is also how tech media often covers security. No one panic reads stories about inventory and patch management, so those don’t get a lot of play…

A clandestine… what?

Great, now cyber teams have to manage this too?

I don't know who needs to hear this but: YOU SHOULDNT BE BOUNCING PASSWORD RESET LINKS THROUGH CLICK TRACKERS

TFW I watch Copilot Researcher set off to dutifully deep dive into some impossibly convoluted assignment I’ve given it. imgs.xkcd.com/comics/compi...

This means no one can stop me from converting my 200 page HOA CC&Rs into the hottest podcast on Spotify! You fools.

Big Blimpin’

I'll never get obsessed with something like my GrandPa did with the Civil War, I think confidently, as I start explaining to my wife (unprompted) why Set Theory Paradoxes matter...

I'll never get obsessed with history like my dad did with WWII,' I say confidently, as I start my 14th YouTube Short explaining why Spinors rotate twice to get back where they started.

I love this for us.

Love it when a scammer commits to a bit.

Busted a Red Teamer sneaking into the building without proper escort.

My neighbors are pre-gaming for #RSAC

Just a reminder: If your favorite all American lifestyle brand is having a tariff sale… well… I have news for you.

For Susan? SFO? Which Airline?

…SEVERE SECURITY MARKETING ADVISORY IN EFFECT APRIL 28 – MAY 1… A HIGH-PRESSURE FRONT OF BUZZWORDS & LOCALIZED HYPE STORMS WILL BE DESCENDING ON BAY AREA. LOW VISIBILITY IN MARKETING FOG. HIGH RISK OF VENDOR SHENANIGANS & SWAG SHOWERS. PRECAUTIONARY/PREPAREDNESS ACTIONS ADVISED…

Post a gif you can hear

<Sobs Security Person Tears>

Yeah LLMs are cool, I guess. But, have you tried carbs?

Got an FDA recall notice from one of the kids docs about a med they take. Tried searching the FDA website for more details. Nothing. Found it on the U.K. equivalent. It’s cool I’m sure whatever we save by randomly cutting the federal workforce is worth kids ingesting a few carcinogens… Right?

Have you thanked coffee today?

Words to live by.

Post a picture you took (no description) to bring some zen to the timeline

👋 Uh, Hi new people. Welcome. I’m guessing I ended up on someone’s starter pack list. Maybe I should use social media again?

Some initial thoughts on securing your network traffic in light of reports of telco compromises. medium.com/@boblord/sec... If you have detailed technical information to help me improve it, please feel free to share.

Some thoughts on Modelling and Sizing security orgs.

I’m thinking about it

Ah, the tried and true “When advertisers abandon you due to your toxic brand, just start over with an entirely unknown and potentially far more toxic brand” strategy

A great thread. I’d add, as a practical observation: Very few organizations understand how to think about Security as part of their business; Even less understand Trust and Safety. A lack of proactive T&S strategy is unacceptable, but honestly unsurprising.

like parker, i do not understand the thinking that not wanting to see utter shit opinions is somehow being in a bubble how fuckin patronizing to believe we can not find and listen to varied opinions on subjects both important and trivial to us without having some right wing dipshits weighing in

Me, every time someone brings up the All-In podcast:

Hey, asking for a friend, but is the devil running a bootcamp on eBPF and audit / compliance automation for high-scale k8s environments?

I would like BlueSky invite transparency and graph based blocking. When more of the bad place ends up here, I want to know who invited them, so I can block that entire tree of poison.

Me: I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Cashier: Sir, again, American Girl dolls are not in anyway sentient.

Building my vinyl collection. What’s one record you recommend everyone have a copy of?

Twitter HR: You will not discuss anything you did at Twitter at all, in perpetuity, throughout the universe. Big Head: I didn't really do anything at Twitter, so... Twitter HR: Good. You're getting the hang of it already.