obviously

My favourite #penguin video for #PenguinAwarenessDay!

Need to have more penguins on my timeline

And now that we can all collectively agree it was a nazi salute… now what? When I was there, I was told the German people made even positive mention of the nazis illegal, much less performing their salute during a federal ceremony. Do we just sit here and talk shit about him or do we do something?

But so we’re clear I don’t have a personal Twitter, and came to Bsky when there was no one on here due to the app being sold from Dorsey to Musk.

It was the nazi salute that did it for me - I can’t fw that dangerous, illegal nonsense anymore

Last I was on here, there was a fish that was popular. What happened?

checking something, did you guys make it over here yet?

Did we all make the jump over?

my google search rn:

Getting a new phone screen protector makes you feel like you got a brand new phone

Well, it took a lot longer than I had expected, but, I finally got my kayak 😎

Can you imagine paying $70 a month to use LinkedIn? Nooooo thank you.

thank u chef

This never stops sounding like a threat

“Oh, pray tell… which billionaire do you wipe the sweat off of one’s brow for?”

Trust your gut feeling, don’t let someone else diminish it

So Bebe Rexa can sing, huh?

Was it worth losing a follower? Yes

I made a shameless dad joke today

Wordle feeling racy today

Cool I just got a raise

I basically work for three-to-three-and-a-half cycles of the new Ari album and then clock out

Wish the new Ari album was a bit longer

nobody needs this much fucking money or space, man

No fair, wordle wasn’t a word :(

I saw a giant, shiny-onyx-black, evil snake while walking my dog this morning. I shrieked so loud.

Getting bsky to open on my phone has been a doozy lately

Forgot to put a mug underneath the Nespresso machine after I turned it on. How’s your morning going?

The wordle today is not a real word and it pisses me off. Still got it in 3 tho

Every time I see an “off-grid, subsistence lifestyle” show (see: Port Protection) it makes me have a burning desire to go do it.

Fun facts: •Wordle was created with 2,315 5-letter words. When NYT bought Wordle, they reduced that number to 2,309. •At its creation, Wordle promised to never repeat the same daily clue, just over 6 years of gameplay built into the game. •Now, Wordle has used over 998 words and has 3.5 yrs left.

Just cracked open an ice-cold ginger ale zero

Who won the HGTV 2024 Dream Home?

It must be so tough to be Ryan Gosling

I smashed the wordle today

Orlando is incredibly beautiful

I don’t like the new colors on bsky

If you were wondering, that “tinfoil collar” thing the candle people tell you to do actually works.

“Sir… they’re still calling it Twitter.”

When your fingers are cold “were” comes out as “eeee”

I disputed something on my credit report yesterday. The line dropped off & raised my score in less than 2 hours — on a Sunday!

Another miserable day working from home. Wearing comfortable clothes. Surrounded by all the things I could possibly need. Little dog sleeping by me. Every day this nightmare. I yearn for the office

This is not an ad. Microsoft Copilot is 10000x better than Google. I highly enjoy and recommend you download it if you also find yourself “googling” things. It quotes its sources (which are respectable) and can filter out results based on real-time prompts. Excellent for neurodivergent questions.

My neighbor is blaring Tems and honestly, slay king 🔥

This skeet should contain something about paper social security cards and their durability, but is having trouble loading.

As a dog parent, you only buy a leather couch once