I was 10, I was happy at the Thanksgiving table. My mom was upset I was nice to my aunt. Later, my mom said, "she's a homewrecker," after giving me the cold shoulder. I thought it meant she did construction/demolition, and was disappointed when she couldn't help fix the hole in the wall I hid.

When she wants to be “Friends With Benefits” but the “Benefits” is just having Sex every so often (I really needed Dental)

That flag is ten stars short. Ew.

Dark Souls is my favorite game.

♡

🐺 ⋆｡‧˚ 𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐊 𝐯𝐬 𝐌𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐁𝐈𝐑𝐁! ˚‧｡⋆ 🐦 Let's have some 𝗕𝗜𝗥𝗕 𝗦𝗡𝗔𝗖𝗞𝗦 𝗕𝗘𝗙𝗢𝗥𝗘 𝗪𝗘 𝗖𝗢𝗡𝗧𝗜𝗡𝗨𝗘𝗗 𝗢𝗡 𝗕𝗨𝗡 𝗛𝗨𝗡𝗧𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝟮 (𝟭𝟮.𝟭𝟮.𝟮𝟱)! What could possibly go wrong, eh, Hank?! 🐦

What did you do for a Klondike bar? WHAT DID YOU DO?!

Jeepers.

Holy smokes.

By Gwyn, I fear I am too hollow to play Dark Souls for a while.

Me hitting my first THC vape ever: "Nancy Reagan was right this is the worst"

Autumn vibes 🪶 #crow #corvid #cawmunity

more medieval birds

Too Long 🛏️🐍

Can someone please take me back to the hollar and show me if there are any scented candles that smell like mildew and cigarettes?

"Dale, abuelo, vamos a la cama..."

Move your tail Mike, I think the guy with the camera's got peanuts #cawmunity #crow #corvid 🪶

the US government has arrived on bluesky

sleepless

Snowy owl commission for @corvusnoctis.bsky.social #furryart #snowyowl #birdsona

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I've grown so paranoid, I'm reluctant to give a turn signal because I don't want the Feds and lizard folk knowing my next move

god forbid

Tylenol is my favorite snack!!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥

3 pieces to get to know me!

Halfbody C for @/TitaniumDragon

I dunno what random punk out there needs to hear this, but- I hate them because they hated me first.

Modelo Time 🍻

Here's a controversial opinion, so I get interaction. Raising Cane's Chicken is kinda overrated and mid. I personally like the toasted bread and soda more than the chicken.

The urge to be a classy and dignified fellow.

Politics and MAGA drama aside, 89¢ soda from Circle K is pretty epic.

Gwa????

Commission for @corvusnoctis.bsky.social

I've found some corvid friends! They're so funny! #bird #art #birdart

I wrote this on one of the darkest days of my life. It gave me an anchor to hold onto.

Rikki-Tikki-Try-Me

• Get a library card • Use your library card • Support indie booksellers • Read banned books • Read diverse authors • Resist • Repeat #booksky #resist

evil goat girl Wip 🏳️‍⚧️

"Right, sorry guys-- Abby is an adorable fat fuck**"

Commission for @corvusnoctis.bsky.social

Ah, crap, here he comes

Songbird at the Bird Meet for the last day of #MFF2024 🧡🎶 Instrument owned by Jakob 🩵

Sketch commission for @corvusnoctis.bsky.social 🐦‍⬛🖤

What a sweet game. I sure hope nothing bad happens.

Always 💖 Don't make me tap the sign