Its a small rock on the mountain of bullshit, but it’s weird that everybody just adopted “narco-terrorism” as a real thing. Do health food advocates call McDonalds burgo-terrorists?

We cannot have a woman president, she might be too vain.

I’m mad at the comic book movies. Angry at Spider-Man.

Going back to the fridge for another handful of shredded fraud

(art by @wardsutton.bsky.social)

Juliet, the dice was loaded from the start.

The pentatonix version of hallelujah should be illegal

otto von bismarck, still undefeated

America build anything that isn’t a tank the military doesn’t want challenge.

Kansas, which shares a major city with another state, tried to entice wealth/biz with low tax, failed. Mass, next to low tax NH, Portland, ME, NYC or various places in CT right near, did not see any change in demo with a wealth tax. As close to a natural experiment as you’ll get in either direction.

Is there any series of movies other than Avatar where they made 2 billion dollars each but you just plug your hair penis into a dinosaur’s butt to fly it around and solve pollution I think?

Ballena

Imagine my delight the first time I stepped into LA City Hall as a reporter and realized that this was the site of the iconic hot mic pee scene. I felt long I had truly made it

Watto Saves Christmas.

This is Santa’s real house

I thought someone asked me to “Forster” a kitten, so I gave it a surprising amount of sexual chemistry with Pam Grier.

I take it back, the NBA cup is very real.

Well, well, well, if it isn’t the Blowjob Septet

Every time the country nearly destroys itself by electing its dumbest criminal president, they crawl back from the brink.

Throwing bricks at god

Tarantino knows that Lillard could do a scathing parody of him. That’s why.

“Mate, I’m worried aboot ye I know your ma and da died But everybody’s ma and da dies And we’re no aw runnin aboot Hookin muggers and Kickin psychopaths in the baws.” And that was when Batman went “Aye, but do ye ever feel like it? Do you ever look at the world and feel like it?

We gotta put these assclowns in jail just for being herbs

Skullomania

Help: I made a comment that resonated with centrist libs and now my feed is full of people saying “good morning to Kamala voters and Kamala voters only.”

Moral victories don’t really hit in a world run by the least scrupulous

If it does in its sleep, its handlers are going to stage an assassination, weekend at Bernie’s style.

We used to name babies with the clear intention of calling them “Hank”

@profanity.accountant let’s dance

They actually got this one 100% right. Correct order, no omissions.

Real

Engaging in a high stakes game of “not giving enough information to solve the problem with one of my clients.”

Much to consider

“I will be resigning to focus on my first love: biting the heads off of rodents and small birds.”

I’m actually ultrastitious. I believe that ghosts exist and they have technologies and neon fashions we can only dream of.

I think I was prepared for the president to be a monstrous tyrant or an obsequious little toad but this one is both somehow.

You know that RFK jr made a “Nuzzi rhymes with pussy” joke to this woman’s face, and she still did whatever this is.

He’s not especially smart. He’s not especially savvy. He does not have some kind of insight into the mind of the average person. He has simply been playing T-ball for 75 years.

Renaming the DoD to the Dept. of War sounds like something that the burned out Yippie would bring up at a meeting about a completely different cause in like 2009.

An actor at the end of filming an episode of his hit show, turns to his left and his right in the applause line, and tries to keep a straight face as he realizes he is the “hosts the recap podcast” member of the cast.

Using “which band is the good one, Goose or Geese?” as a shibboleth to root out hippies.

They all deserve it. You’re not allowed to say what, but every one of them should be.

Congratulations T-Mobile, I am no longer delighted by the fact that Turk and JD are close friends in real life.