The highlight of my year wow, I’m so excited

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Look this is fully on me, but I just looked up why Kanye is trending, and, uhh

Look not to make light of my uncle being in the icu and having not woken up from his sedation even though he’s been off it six days, but he has the opportunity to do something hilarious and wake up today, Easter, and say he’s basically Jesus. I’m just saying.

When I posted this, it was before my uncle fell and broke his jaw and had surgery and was intubated in the icu hahaha

About to start the Jurassic Park ep of @blankcheck.bsky.social and excited for @davidlsims.bsky.social ‘s inevitable turn down the path about talking about ER and the Pitt. Let’s goooo

Me this year

Ok but seriously, London, what’s with all the Pret a Mangers

I leave for the airport in like two hours!!! I can’t believe I’m leaving for London tonight wow

I really love this Gaga album, but we all thought she was saying “you love the fat girl inside of me” right

This is a completely normal text conversation for me

Was that Margaret qualley, are they like sorry we didn’t nominate you, dance with some James Bonds???

For me, if Timmy wins tonight, its definitely for this SNL sketch that I still think about daily.

Kieran is absolute chaos I love it so much

@jeopardamy.bsky.social Hi Amy- my almost 99 year old grandmother passed away today and I wanted to let you know how much she loved watching you on Jeopardy. In a thick Italian accent she’d talk about how smart “the girl” is. & when she’d recognize you she’d get so excited you were back on the show.

Real hard to care about other people’s problems when my grandmother is on her deathbed, essentially, crying about how alone she feels ahahahaha

Look I just love Carl Lumbly so much and I think I’m gonna watch the Alias two parter “The Box” parts 1 & 2 tonight.

I know I’m biased because of my deep love of ER, but honestly - The Pitt is fucking phenomenal television and everyone should be watching it. This week was so tough and beautiful to watch. Wow.

Sarah Sherman crying and screaming OH MY GOD as Cher started performing on this SNL concert is just so relatable

Today I had the distinct pleasure of showing my father “Domingo” for the first time.

My ideal playlist is like cvs / supermarket core

NATIONAL TREASURE TRACY MORGAN (who I definitely kept calling Tracy Jordan just now because 30 rock has infiltrated my brain forever)

I really love when Miley Cyrus bullies an audience of celebrities to sing along to Flowers!! (I’m watching the SNL 50 concert and I just love her so much lmao)

way funnier than the conservatives who hated Kendrick Lamar's Super Bowl halftime show are the conservatives who thought he was doing the ultimate patriotic ode to America

So at this point it’s safe to assume that every coworker of mine in the Philly office is taking a sick day tomorrow

It’s the shooter from Degrassi.

Imagining myself on my deathbed, closing my eyes, seeing a white light…except as the light comes into focus it’s just that Seal as a seal Mountain Dew commercial and I wake up in hell.

Someone get audio on that Kevin Costner/Pete Davidson convo NOW

As someone with zero interest in football but far too many friends, family members, and coworkers in the greater Philly area, I am legally obligated to say “go birds.”

My Lyft driver is whistling along to an acapella version of Adele’s set fire to the rain, and it’s so impressive

Gonna be brave and admit I watched a fan made AI fantastic four trailer yesterday when the real one dropped, and I thought it was real. It featured these shots. I thought a trailer that featured these shots was real. I am so brave and vulnerable.

Law & Order OGs - this morning I caught Elisabeth Rohm’s final episode and I cheered at *the* line. (I’m pretty sure only Sarah Bee will get that reference and I can’t remember her username on this app 😭 so Sarah if you follow me know I thought of you today)

(Whispers) why won’t this awards show end I’m so tired

Billie Ellish sounds so angelic while dressed like Brian Austin Green when he tried to rap.

Love to scroll tiktok and stumble across a clip of @itsabigail.bsky.social & co killing it on pop culture jeopardy. www.tiktok.com/t/ZT2FePw4d/

Boooooo

please re-renner this urgent message

god DAMN severance is good

We failed as a society when we let cosi shut down their nyc locations

I can’t believe in 2025 I’m sitting here streaming Heidi Montag’s 2010 album on Apple Music because Spencer Pratt said to on TikTok, but here we are. And you know what? It slaps. And I hope this helps (even just a little) rebuild their home.

I know the Pitt isn’t ER obviously, but god there is something so weirdly calming about watching Noah Wyle walk the halls of an emergency room. It’s visiting my old friend Dr Carter (who changed his name).

We’re like two minutes in and Nikki Glaser is already miles better than last year, thank god.

I’m not complaining about mystery presents but I came home tonight to a package with no note containing this magical sweatshirt and cannot find who sent it to me.

A year ago last night started my terrible insomnia spiral. The way I’ve now learned to value and appreciate sleep and rest because of it is intense. I still have some anxiety around it, but the most important thing I learned is that it’s ok to have a bad night. My body will be ok! I’ll get the rest.

I know a thousand people before me have probably come to this realization already, but this weekend I realized that this generations MTV unplugged is Tiny Desk.

🎶 It’s like thunder…lightning…. 🎶

The boomer need to use Siri voice commands and repeat them over and over again vs just typing it in the phone or finding a person in the contacts and selecting call. No its way quicker to repeat is 5 times and get frustrated vs doing it manually

Spending my Friday night learning what life is like as Juror #2

You should all know that I had veselka for dinner Wednesday night for the first time in probably 15 years and I’m still thinking about it.

The weirdest feeling is when you’re hung over on a Sunday but you didn’t drink a single drop of alcohol Saturday night. This is 40!