Long-time pisser, first time shitter

I'm having an issue in skyrim where my character shrunk for some fuckin reason. I'm desperately trying to find a solution but in all the forums, the replies are just: "Haha little tiny guy, you should keep it and embrace it!!! so funny!!!!", "Just use mods to rescale your character", or "Use

Got my pastrami. Came a little bit

Horny for some pastrami rn

it is actually extremely cool and ethical to take advantage of this. the wrong thing is charging for basic necessities while the underclass starves in the streets 💅

Black hole cum, won't you cum

can I get a shoutout to all the gay faggot transgenders out there who make music

I overheard my teacher telling my classmate to use chatgpt or copilot for a task and I wanted to kill myself ❤️

I love it when M. Shadows says "As we perform here upon the stage" on the song "The stage" on the album "The stage" while on a stage

before i go to sleep join my polsim we only have one registered party and it's big tent stinktrists discord.com/invite/Zt7Ts...

more like defeet him am i right???? gimme them hitler toes

A famous philosopher once said: "- play video games - eat in n out - scratch balls - stay inside - masturbate"

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Good to know, thanks :)

I keep getting got by the mini nuke raider in Lexington, fml

Do you guys like my fallout 4 character? (Sorry he was mid-blink in this screenshot lol)

*Penis voice* I'm a penis

What da fuuuuck

Okay guys, I'm not that stressed about finding a job anymore. I think I wanna be a butcher

I want to skin a squirrel

Still active? KILL YO SELF

We'll meet again, don't know where, don't know when. But I know we'll meet again some sunny day

AKARTASTIC HAS BEEN BANNED

Everyone, please report him

They call it "Marijuana"

I've started saying "I give you permission to..." instead of "Could you please..."

Good night

I hurt my rib on our couch last weekend by slamming into the armrest

Death your self