It’s winter, and all a crocodile wants is to stay warm. This fool has been with me for nearly 9 years, and to this day I’ve tried and tried to think of any way to tell him how much he’s changed my life for the better. All I can do is give him the rest of my life. Love~ @strikesdacroc.bsky.social

Wait Columbo is actually fire as fuck, why didn’t anybody tell me?? This show is like 50 years old but it got me on the edge of my seat running my hands through my hair in a cold sweat and shouting at the screen

I heard that it’s badger hours

Annoying my husband

Tried butt stuff for the first time and nearly pissed myself I think

Love my in-laws but they just CANNOT KEEP THEIR HANDS ON THE WHEEL when they’re driving Just… both hands doing other shit. 60mph. PLEASE. 🙏

Went thru Khemia with the hoossbant @heartflamewoof.bsky.social and I’m pleased to report that Alexios has somehow become even more hatable and something bad needs to happen to him by the end of the series or I riot

Irl bestie just got diagnosed with Large B-Cell Lymphoma 😥 he’s gunna be fine but man that sucks. He’s like, the healthiest guy I know but his genetics are cursed. His brother just recovered from a different kind of cancer a few months ago. Crazy shit.

I think my most hipster opinion is that I vastly preferred the Alan Resnik era of Night Mind and I find it to difficult to watch his stuff post-DHMIS after he tried to become tumblr sexyman His sona *is* hot tho…

Eaisce is ready and willing!

Gadziller

Terrorizing my husband @heartflamewoof.bsky.social at 3AM

Pedialyte fucking rules

Yo whaddup

Quick ref sheet Lookit those buns

Hmm!

Megabonk is a Garlic-like?! But bruh people were saying this is game of the year, i was not expecting it to just be 3D vampire survivors lol

It’s Blackstar! His superpower is the power of black holes! He can compress and expand focused, selected space at will!

Spandex bulge!!!

New TTRPG man

See a kobold post a kobold? oki :3 Unfortunately he got stuck like this for a few hours and got a bit seepy… (Art by @chanderdeerfox.bsky.social)

Vore pred bellies when

To all bird sonas

Haven’t played the game myself yet, cause I don’t have a PlayStation, but from what I’ve seen of silent Hill F. – it’s a far superior game and almost every way than silent Hill homecoming. HOWEVER!!! I don’t wanna hear another motherfucker say homecoming is bad because of the combat focus 😤 lol

Being a fan of anything SUCKS nowadays. It feels like a metronome bouncing between being letdown, disappointed, and outright betrayed by things you enjoy, while also getting harassed for expressing criticisms for things you don’t enjoy. I wish I could care less. I just wanna go back to consuming

BIG MAMMA SOLA here to smash it up!

The utter brainrot for my own OC is eating me like worms Anyway here’s more edgy birdslop. I’ve been listening to Skeleta and other Ghost songs nonstop while drawing and fantasizing about cool scenes so I added a schizo version of the doodle sheet crammed with iconic and relevant song lyrics

I seem to have stumbled across the one thing that can actually get you heat on bluesky. While it’s been mildly entertaining dealing with weirdo Hasan glazers, It’s concerning that they seem incapable of realizing that somebody can both be a good faith actor while also disagreeing with them.

Happy Pectober boys! Let's celebrate the best type of pillows this month! For that I am holding a little YCH! If you're interested in a slot, fill in the form below! You can also get your version with flat abs Examples are also below^^

Who do I mail to get my “I hated hasan piker before it was cool” shirt?

Hasan turning out to be a terrible dog owner is so… unsurprising? Idk the man’a kind of a psycho, the dog abuse is not a huge stretch for me.

ATTENTION ALL BIRDS Please send me pictures of you facing the camera directly, I need help making this look good 😭😭

I was being a bit indulgent and decided to make an unashamedly cartoonishly edgy dnd OC because life’s too short to avoid being “that guy” forever. Introducing Malphas, a corvid aarakocra bladesinger who’s basically the antichrist. A frail and sickly but also otherworldly charismatic cult leader ♥️

I want to be close enough to feel his breath against my skin.

Octshort Week 2- Ivy's killing spree She's known for healing, but with each soul she reaps in the battlefield comes with more power. So she keeps growing with each life she takes from her opponents~ Hope yall enjoy it :3 (comes with a futa alt ;3)

Uhhh I think I burned the pause screen of abiotic factor into the hotel tv I only paused it for like 15 minutes while I used the bathroom, what happened 😫

Brushed my teeth and flossed and cleaned my apartment up before bed. New life new me Next goal: learn how to get more than 5 hours of sleep

another saint saviour flying drawing

Corner store lady shorted me $3 in change. She knew it, I knew it. I was too much of a pussy to say anything tho lmao. I’ve only been in this town for one day and I’m already getting the dumb tourist treatment 😓

AElias Sheirraffe 2/3 AElias is one of my quirkiest O.cs and I adore him so much for that. His neck is so fun to draw and it gives him so much personality pff

Bozo at 3:38am

Recon - Scout - Spy It’s Vam! This little guy will take almost any job! Whether he gets it done or not is kinda up in the air though… especially when there are “powerful weapons” on display~

Passing through the Great Plains rn and wow. What a different universe to Florida. Without the roads and occasional corn silo, this place would basically just be a desert with grass. It’s almost eerie. I love driving through it, but I’d hate to live here

Big hairy Bowser dad gonna treat you naughty style Big boi I drew on stream tonight

Homo corvids

Birb paladin

Made it to Atlanta. 22 hours to go

29 hours to Colorado I miss the husband already

In a measly two hours I’ll be leaving it all behind. It’s scary moving out so far to a new place all alone to do a job I don’t fully understand yet I thought I’d be more prepared to leave my husband, it’s only Gunna be for a couple months… and yet, I dread.

Big comic page commission for @scottishjock.bsky.social ! Daryl only stopped for fuel and a hot-dog, he didn't realise he'd leave a confused horn-dog (thanks, I'm here all day).