What are the odds that Santos will be on Dancing With the Stars next season?

He thinks he looks like Elvis. The young, skinny one. I. What? Does this man have a mirror? How? Why? Does he have no friends? I mean someone should tell him a better split screen would be with, I don’t know, Elvis after dying on the toilet.

There should be an understanding, that toilet paper companies must put “One Ply” on packaging. That stuff should never be accidentally bought.

If you only watch one video today, let it be this one. And since Little Marco doesn’t want us to remember this, please repost it so others can see what a raging hypocrite he is. @calltoactivism.bsky.social

I miss Kamala.

If you feel this way, you're not along. And together, we're going to keep the Republic. Pass it on.

Anyone active right now and wants to do a follow back party? Raise your hands! Repost

ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY 💯 %

I’ts the fifth day off of me ignoring my “Things to do on my day off” list.

I believe!

Today’s show was my last at CNN. My closing message: It’s never a good time to bow down to a tyrant… don’t give in to the lies. Don’t give in to fear. Hold on to the truth… and hope.

Good morning!

WHO DID THIS!

The Air Force confirmed it has dropped a training video with the famed Tuskegee Airmen following Trump’s DEI crackdown

MLK’s daughter…

Empathy, respect, and support is #Resistance at its finest. #ERA #EndClassWarfare #EndTheWarOnWomen #FightDammit #SheShed

I wore this Rainbow flag in the Republican house of Congress in July 2023 and I will do this again. 🌈

HERO.

Why aren’t all OTC pain meds “Maximum Strength”? If I have a headache, I never want a little pain relief. I want all of it.

Fox hunting is not a sport—it's a cruel and inhumane practice. Exploiting legal loopholes, hunters continue killing innocent foxes under the guise of "fun." 🦊💔 It's time to put an end to this outdated and barbaric tradition. 🐾 Share if you agree!

Am I alone on this one??

Owners’ box

It’s my 50th birthday. Anything else happening today?

I got a rejection email today. From Target. For a job I never applied for.

Trying to think of something witty for my first post. Well, here’s my dog waving: