You win the game if every shake is perfectly aligned 🫨

Vampyress out on the town

Help me choose!

Here's my #artvsartist thing for 2025. Thanks for watching and make sure to subscribe. 👍 #artvsartist2025

UwU I guess

Tell me 👇

So, C4S+ is launching soon and this is what you need to know about it and why you shouldn’t use it as a customer or clip maker 🧵

Now kneel.

FYI in this house we are anti-agency, anti-chatter, and anti-AI. I do not, and will never, use any of those. Share if you agree + can say the same!

Petting zoo adventures ✨

Posting my pics to Twitter always feels insane bc I’m all like “look guys, isn’t this wild? There’s a sexy lady inside your propaganda machine!”

Social media apps as Lord of the Rings characters, a thread: Twitter: Twitter is Gollum. Began as a normal halfling. Overexposure to evil left it thin and stretched and bitter.

Thread: watch me bounce pt. 1

Fun fact: NEW content on my LF costs 20-40% LESS than my other platforms! I’m also uploading throwback clips to my LF store at 50% off! How’s that for fang-tastic news?

Posting my pics to Twitter always feels insane bc I’m all like “look guys, isn’t this wild? There’s a sexy lady inside your propaganda machine!”

The algorithm never lies.

You know who you are.

I’m having a Black Friday sale! 50% off a full year- HURRY!

Answering the real questions tonight

Spent my Halloween hunting for humans 🦇

Vampyress seeks thralls.

I’ll drain you dry… and you’ll thank me ❣️

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Feeling lonely? That’s what customs are for, silly! I can say your name and everything as I wipe every sentient thought from your brain! 🧠

October is upon us & it’s time to get #haunted! Enjoy some spectral delights from my twisted brain 🧵 First: A free #zine of eerie photo-collages exploring the intersection between #ghosts & memory PICTURES FROM A HAUNTED MIND xoshdarkheart.itch.io/pictures-fro...

Tattoo progress thread (1/?)

After 10 years of faithful service, my hitachi has finally perma died. A moment of silence 🙏

The views a lot better from your knees.

A tiny peek into what Goddess has been up to.

Silly little pet task. 🤍 www.congress.gov/members/find... stop-paypros.neocities.org

Miss Emily Wanted to try my hand at painting a vintage styled pin-up. So here it is. Very special thanks to @emilyvalentina.bsky.social (🔞🔞🔞) for allowing me to use her as reference for this piece.

You should thank Goddess for being so generous today.

Feeling just peachy

Posting gratuitous 🍰 today

Mind control orbs.

Full moon was out last night.

Squish.

Goth, punk, or emo? Tell me which one’s better and why.

For your daily worship ⛓️

A lovely penthouse view.

Have been informed that I’m the boss of the Big Titty Vampire Yakuza

Impromptu photoshoot at the bunny party

Messing around between takes.

Warrior Queen. @emilyvalentina.bsky.social loyalfans.com/emilyvalentina

@emilyvalentina.bsky.social in her natural habitat. Visit her at loyalfans.com/emilyvalentina

It’s finally happened. I’ve reached the point in my career that leather > latex, because my oldest pieces are literally disintegrating, meanwhile my leather’s just gotten comfier. No reason to resist the impulse, so guess who’s building a giant wardrobe full of it ⛓️