#MAFSAU as a man update: It was supposed to be over tonight. Two more episodes?? 😩 At least Bec got what she deserved, miserable woman. And glad Stella and Fillip made it. Suspect Rachel and Steven won’t though. 🫤

The Maccas Demon Sauce is very bland, how I’d imagine a cheap candle tastes. And what happened to their nuggets? Sad, joyless nuggets. :(

Artemis II is doing a flyby of the mooooooon 🤓 www.twitch.tv/nasa

www.abc.net.au/news/2026-04... Good to see more people picking up ebikes for some of their trips. Should note $2-3000 isn’t entry level, you can get decent ebikes from $1-1.5k from places like Leitner or 99Bikes. Still not cheap, but cheaper than you might think. 🚲

Finally watched #FitForTV and while I was aware of TBL’s abysmal success rate I’d never seen much of the US seasons. Some of the “challenges” were disgusting. 🫤 Also, not having watched the show for a while I had forgotten how angry and abusive Jillian and Bob got. 😬 www.imdb.com/title/tt3766...

Important cat news I stole from Twitter. (/catping @respondingtohails.bsky.social )

Why do the robots get public holidays off? Is the bottle and can recycling machine Christian? 😤

Reminder that it’s April Fools Day. 👍

#MAFSAU I feel so bad for Scott, he doesn’t deserve to be treated like that. No one does. I think he’ll have quite a few options waiting for him on the outside. Sadly I bet Gia will too. 🫤

Trying to compare bike insurers and noticed two give the exact same coverage quote, down to the cent. It’s two brands from the same parent company. 🤦‍♂️

TIL the difference between a basic handheld battery powered drill with hammer function using a cheap bit and a proper corded hammer drill with a high quality bit. Goes through concrete like butter! Drilled four holes in less than the time it took me to fail finishing one. ☺️

i’ve literally watched this like 30 times since last night and it only keeps getting more funny

Look at all this lovely cycling infrastructure. Imagine we had that everywhere. *sigh* www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dmf6...

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#MAFSAU Everybody Hates Chris update: We’re all on #TeamSam, right? Chris is horrid. Also I really need Rachel and Steven to make it. I will lose my remaining faith in humanity if they don’t.

ebike shopping is going well. The “reasonably priced” option is hard to buy road tyres for. More expensive one is easy to get roads for is a 2025 model. Both have Shimano motors, which are less well regarded than the Bosch motor on the even more expensive bike. But it’s pale green or bright blue. 🫠

Stopped and photographed the mushrooms this morning. 🍄‍🟫🤓 www.instagram.com/p/DWPxmqgE46v/

#MAFSAU bored update: Kudos to the cameraman on the boat for keeping Rachel’s boob in frame while she fished. Well done. 👍

Labor has won 32 seats so far and only needed to win 24 to form Government in South Australia. Liberals have won 4. One Nation has won one. Might improve to 2. Can we just stop? The real story is how intensely unpopular and unelectable that side of politics has become. #auspol #SAVotes2026

IT WAS HAILING SIDEWAYS. (everything seems fine now)

Given the lack of good quality images of Red Dwarf online I suppose I shouldn't be surprised AI can't do any better... but come on, this isn't even red! 🫠 Bet I can find all the stupid Star Trek ships in 4K HDR. 😒

NSW Health has started listing measles exposure sites and there’s already so many. No matter how much you hate anti-vaxers it’s not enough. www.health.nsw.gov.au/Infectious/m...

Digital Foundry got death threats for going hands-on with DLSS 5 and coming away with some positive thoughts on it and will now wait for public opinion to solidify before expressing their thoughts. The ability of internet thugs to ruin things will be studied in textbooks one day youtu.be/5dTTfjBAFzc

The #Starfield update and expansion look like a ton of fun. I want to play it now but it's not out until April 7th. 🫠 www.youtube.com/watch?v=Scvz...

#MAFSAU empathetic update: If I had a nickel for every time an “empath” was weird and holier-than-thou I wouldn’t have time to shitpost on BlueSky as I’d be swimming in an Olympic swimming pool full of nickels. Paid for with all the other nickels I had.

A legal e-bike is just as safe as a regular bicycle, and shouldn’t be subjected to different rules.

Are people as miserable about DLSS 5 here as everywhere else? 🙃 I think it looks quite interesting, I would like to know more. Can I use it for Fallout? Without buying a new GPU? Please don't make me buy a new GPU. www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Zlw...

#MAFSAU unredacted update: Found the alleged uncensored texts on Twitter and they have again given me the ick. Women can be so nasty, over nothing. Nothing!

I need this Sandcastle game. 🏰 store.steampowered.com/app/3216520/...

#MAFSAU two-faced update: Don’t be the one talking shit about people behind their back while being friendly to their face. People might not always find out but it makes you a bad person. 😩

Tried to list an aircon gadget on ebay and got flagged for including a URL in the listing. It was to the compatibility list, so nobody buys it for an aircon it won't work on. I appeal. I wait. 🫠

#MAFSAU blowhole update: BLOWHOLE! I love the blowhole. I would live next door to it if I could. I checked Domain and the cheapest apartment near it is $500k and didn’t even have space for a fridge. Depressing. Real tired of Bec. Juliette shouldn’t’ve used that word but Bec shouldn’t be that word. 🙃

David Littleproud earlier today: "Hope those Iranian soccer women refugees don't bring tyranny here >:(" David Littleproud this afternoon: "BTW I quit as Nationals Leader lol" David Littleproud should just quit Parliament entirely. #auspol #RefugeesAreWelcomeHere www.abc.net.au/news/2026-03...

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#MAFSAU nostalgia update: People still say fingerbanging? That’s great. Such a great word. 😂 Do you think Bec has friends in the real world? Are they all like that?

#MAFSAU not an apology update: A certain amount of deceptive editing takes place but I don’t understand how Juliette thought she was going to come across as the good guy? She seemed surprised the experts stopped just short of calling her a terrible human being. And she chose stay with “devil eyes”!?

RIP Jamie Dunn. Best known as Agro. 😭 www.abc.net.au/news/2026-03...

Initial impression of CachyOS not so good. No option to just yeet everything on a selected disk to keep things simple during installation? Had to use GParted to trash them first. I know the noobs need protecting but gosh.

Looking for my next ebike only to discover the place I bought my current one from has disappeared since the new year. Had the bike for 7+ years and done over 9,000km on it. RIP Pirez Electric Bikes. :(

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#MAFSAU teddy update: Juliette’s projecting. She wants to be the star of the show. Gunna be some red faces after seeing the real context of the ‘star’ comment. New least favourite. And Danny’s great for defending Joel’s masculinity. And teddy. 🧸

#MAFSAustralia nobody cares update: Forgot Stephanie was a Trump supporter. Instant turnoff. Also if someone I’d been seeing for two weeks said it’s not okay to still talk to an ex I’d laugh at them and walk away. 🙃

Oh yay, it's Fish Doorbell time of year! In Utrecht there's a closed lock along a canal that migrating fish end up using. So the council have installed a webcam, and the public can press a button (aka ring the doorbell) when they see a fish that needs to get through. visdeurbel.nl/en/

#MAFSAustralia blahblah: Gia denigrating OnlyFans women after earlier in the season bragging about being a regular at the Playboy Mansion? Icky hypocrite. And she has a living, breathing reminder of an ex but Scott can’t have a photo? … bet she’s back tomorrow anyway. 🙄

#MAFSAustralia masculine update: Tyson’s going to have so many women hitting him up. 🤢 Smug expert John is starting to grate. “I know I’m right.” Yes, very good, let her finish digging. 🥱 HOW DO THEY NOT HAVE A RECORDING OF DANNY SAYING HE PREFERS GIA? Problem solved! #MAFS #MAFSAU #idkthehashtag

Very sad news about Rob Grant, who, along with Doug Naylor created the long running comedy series Red Dwarf. He passed away on Wednesday, Rob was a very funny man with a talent for stinging reposts.

#MAFSAustralia disasterdinner update: Bec’s behaviour started making me feel anxious. Avoidavoidavoid! 😩 Alissa and Rachel remain my faves. And Stella and Filip I guess. They seem to be settling in together the most? Or maybe they’re just banging a lot. 🤭

Catching up on #TheBeauty. Big recommend so far. Kind of like #TheSubstance if it was an STD. And with Demi Moore’s ex instead of her. And way gorier. So much blood and meat. So, so much. 😳 www.imdb.com/title/tt3351...

Car with solar panels on the roof! That might actually make it to production, not just get abandoned in the concept phase! I want one! www.youtube.com/watch?v=2V0a...

#MAFSAustralia wtf update: When they said Tyson and Steph were going to Shoalhaven for honeymoon I thought it would be funny if they went where we went for most family holidays as a kid. It is. 💀 They knocked down the fibro(?) houses we stayed in and built those luxurious little cabins. 😂