what in the actual flying fuck is this?

this sentence is an autogram (i think :3)

are you happy? what is the source of your happiness? what message would you like to give to someone who is trying to find happiness?

if i say "eat the rich" i mean all of them APART from Gabe Newell

i asked to borrow a girls iPad at school today and the first thing she did was clear her browser history

you, me, cessna 172M? what are we doing? flying of course!

so i am not able to get a coherent thought out for the past week or two

i nee ed sesstorgrenne :3

i need local girls to kiss 😔

twin! if i pitch in 10$ and you pitch in 5,900,000$ we could have our own private airport

bluesky

me when i have someone explain something to me over multiple days, and it doesn't click at all

fucking damn it @yuri-bot.bsky.social went offline again and i didnt notice

this is the song that doesn't end yes it goes on and on my friends some people started singing it not knowing what it was and they'll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn't end yes it goes on and on my friends some people started singing it not knowing what it was and

okay... lets say i find a cute girl (i have not) how can i tell if she is interested, and how the fuck would i ask her out?

accidentally solved one of those pyramid rubix cubes today. No clue what i did :3

what is the enby equivilant of yaoi/yuri?

autocorrect having a stroke today

Now work (work like a job application)

how does one remove woman repellent? i want women :(

can yall do my math homework while i run some errands? thanks so much :333

Okaye. Guyse? Pauseth? Pauseth for a second? So I haveth a Laser Pointere. If you could juste... Followe that?

(ignore the fact they are femboys... this is just how i found the meme)

anyone know how ATProto works? i wonder if there is a way to see if a user is actively online or not

"and they say whimsy is dead"

ive been calling flights "sky nyooms" recently :3

my ex-wife keeps missing me BUTTER AIM IS GETTIN BETTER

i live in stereo the stereo sounds strange

niko lesbian (as opposed to niko oneshot)

holy shit i finished my english homework sure hope i dont get any homework for the weekend tomorrow

IM LOCKED THE FUCK OUT 🔥🔥🔥

yes, i am procrastinating, although i know im going to regret it REALLY soon :3

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GET MARKED AS SPAM, DUMBASSES

yuri

any of yall read Klara and the Sun? I'm too lazy to do my english homework

all in all you're just another brick in the wall

chat where does one find pretty women that happen to like me and are also bisexual just in case :3

brain no worky