Oh I love this. PS this is no particular order and I’m sure I forgot some

Logged into facebook after like several years and immediately saw an old friend spreading fake news, a dm offering me a theatre gig 3 years I would had LOVED to do, and a guy I hooked up with once in Tampa ages ago modeling on a bear focused clothing brand. Now I’m angry, sad, and h word. Log off.

It’s days like this when I really miss Ezio Auditore.

Why didn’t y’all tell me Five Below now charges $7 for shitty iPhone stuff? Whats even the point of that store then?

You “Kamala is just as bad” folks looking real crazy right about now (for the millionth time)

Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.

How big are you? 5’10”/1.78M 265lb/120kg

Don’t mind me…just pretending it’s summer.

Good morning from yet another hotel room

Currently listening to the Devils Wear Prada musical and like…bruh…what an absolute mess of a musical. I don’t think movies automatically make bad musicals, but I do think it’s essential to understand why the movie works in the first place. For example, Meryl’s Miranda would barely sing, if at all

That moment when you’re a few weeks into a cut and you catch yourself in the mirror and can’t believe strictly maintaining your calories while keeping up your protein is the only way for you to lose weight.

This feels too nuanced to discuss here, but the Supreme Court, nearly unanimously, voted to allow the use of conversion therapy citing freedom of speech. And this is exactly why our society has fallen to the depths it resides in. Tolerating intolerance will destroy us.

Why. Did. None. Of. You. F slurs. Tell Me. That. CELINE DION IS DOING A CONCERT SERIES IN PARIS!!!!!

Anyone on here obsessed with Blue Prince? It’s like the only game I want to play right now (besides my casual replay of Pokemon Moon) and I have such a back catalog as it is. Once I’m finally done we’re finally moving on to Clair Obscure, but I really can’t imagine when that would be.

Next up on the travel docket: Hartford, CT (woo hoo 🙃) Boston Pittsburgh Then probably home till my big Euro vacation in June (Iceland, Copenhagen, Norway). So if anyone knows anything fun I should do in this cities then let me know.

A perfect fit for a lazy Sunday

Saw The Wild Party last night and I have thoughts…but other than the talent of the ladies on stage and my distaste for the book, the one thing that has stuck with me…is the incredible body of Claybourne Elder.

I’m afraid THIS MUSIC MAY CONTAIN HOPE by Raye will be my entire personality going forward. Haven’t been this into an album since Jessie Ware’s last masterpiece.

Taking up 2 of the 3 smith machines for your circuit while literally never being on the machine when I check in is diabolical. Literally should come with a lifetime ban.

Isn’t it wild that back in the day when they said “tall, dark, and handsome“ they didn’t meant Idris Elba? They meant some guy like Jacob Elordi.

QTP with your top GBA games Bring back RPG elements and make your own character to Mario Tennis!

QTP with a gif of the game you're currently playing. 🎮

“And what can I do if finally for the first time The one I’m burning for returns the glow If love has come at last it’s picked the worst time Still I KNOW IVE GOT TO GO”

Don’t mind me…just pretending it’s summer.

Why is this gym in Houston so packed at nearly 10pm…I swore I would walk in and have my pick of machines, but this place is POPPING (unlike my tits because I can’t get on the Smith machine to get a pump)

Random thoughts as I wait for my next flight: I don’t think we talk enough about how much of a missed opportunity Wicked For Good was. Like I have my issues with the first one too, but the sequel took an already troublesome second act and did nothing whatsoever to fix or even add to it.

I’m feeling very ambitious today. Fly to Atl -> knock out some work during 1.5 hour layover -> fly to Houston -> head on site to do more work -> head to gym for chest day -> finally check in hotel -> doom scroll on phone till slumber takes me away. (Eat at some point)

Whitney. Celine. Christina.

Suicide Squad: Kill the Justice League is even worse than I thought. Like…what was anyone thinking

Repost you in a singlet

NYC then Houston then Hartford then Boston then Pittsburgh then—

Can I say something? Is this a safe space? …I think most Shiny Pokemon look ugly and wrong and I’ve never felt the desire to hunt for them.

Your dad says “hi”

I’m wine drunk. AMA.

Your dad says “hi”

It’s good to be back in the gym, but it’s so busy now and sick Jeffy really loving the couch

This pisses me off so much. LGBTQ people exist regardless of your desperate attempts to erases us. Inside Out and Up, which this pos directed, are literally about the emotions of a teenage girl and an old man working through the pain of the loss of his wife, but Pixar isn’t therapy??? GTFO!!!

Booking gay campground plans today while at the gym making eyes at a couple I used to talk to before heading to a bday dinner with old friends before heading to the bars for undies night…being gay is simply exhausting lol

I went to the gym because I’m a big strong boy. Please clap.

Potentially unpopular opinion, but I’ve never understood the hype around Timothee Chalamet. I find his acting lacking in the few things I’ve seen him in. Though to be fair, that’s just like Dune (he’s so bad), Call Me By Your Name (he’s okay), and technically Interstellar (I fell asleep).

In other news, Milo Ventimiglia!!!

In other news, Sean Paul could get it

I mean this so sincerely…what must it be like to be conventionally attractive? like I’m cute, but I’m a big boy with dark skin. Being in some gay spaces can often feel like being invisible and that’s not necessarily anyone’s fault, but I’m amazed at people who immediately attract others to them.

I haven’t been to the gym in like 2 weeks and now I’m sick so there’s no way I’m going to the gym until next week at the earliest…so I deserved tummy rubs and compliments.

Whats your Pokemon hot take? Mine is that I rarely use grass types at all. I use electric to cover water and I always have a water type for ground and rock. I’m also rarely taken by grass types and practically never choose the grass starter unless I have both versions. #justiceforchikorita

Good morning from yet another hotel room

Repost you in a singlet

No, you drank too much at the office holiday party.

Watching my nephews play competitive youth soccer had me thininking about the state of America. I played as a kid, but now I feel like it creates one of the biggest issues in modern society. The idea that winners/losers/worthiness/manliness are determined by physical prowess. In this essay-

How big are you? 5’10”/1.78M 265lb/120kg