Niels Ohlsen
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I work with people and data.
Sehr spannend zu hören, wie
@sofielillistoffel.bsky.social
aufzeigt, dass Trumps Administration die volle Punktzahl auf der Narzissmus-Skala bekommt.
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Thomas Wiegold
1 day ago
This sounds worse than just destruction of parts of energy infrastructure?
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January is the worst month of the year and it is only pain and no joy.
3 days ago
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How do you say "kannste dir nicht ausdenken" in english?
@edklein.bsky.social
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3 days ago
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Dude...
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4 days ago
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Dax Werner
4 days ago
Herr Bundeskanzler wÀre es okay wenn ich am Wochenende ein bisschen Autorennen am Computer fahre
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Ricarda Lang
6 days ago
Wenn die Union Lifestyle-Teilzeit verbietet, gibt Markus Söder dann sein Amt als MinisterprÀsident auf?
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Isaiah Bishop
7 days ago
in general, i actually suspect this means their business case is deteriorating at a rapid clip
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Und was fĂŒr eine GĂŒlle hat sich die CDU schon wieder ausgedacht? Teilzeitgesetz kippen? Ja? Wollt ihr wieder mehr AlleinernĂ€hrermodell in Familien? Weil ein Job bei allen so gut reicht?
7 days ago
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Blue sky auf - 5 Warnungen ein Video nicht anzuschauen direkt im Feed. Erstmal automatisches abspielen von gifs und videos deaktiviert. Und jetzt mach ich die App auch erstmal wieder zu. PS: US, you're creeping me out.
8 days ago
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Frank Sauer
9 days ago
Wisst ihr noch? Der historische Fehler, unsere Gasspeicher an Russland zu verkaufen? Ja? Gut. Deswegen verkaufen wir jetzt militÀrische Tanklager und Kerosin-Pipelines an ein US-Unternehmen.
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(S+) Kelcy Warren: Trump-Vertrauter kauft sich in Deutschlands Energieversorgung ein
Ein US-MilliardĂ€r hat nach SPIEGEL-Informationen Teile von Deutschlands Treibstofflogistik ĂŒbernommen, inklusive Zugang zu Nato-FlughĂ€fen und Pipelines. Das Wirtschaftsministerium erlaubt den Deal unt...
https://www.spiegel.de/wissenschaft/kelcy-warren-trump-vertrauter-kauft-sich-in-deutschlands-energieversorgung-ein-a-116e9a7c-ddec-41e7-ae91-0d47ae24fcff
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Frank Sauer
8 days ago
»As President Trump has said, the war in Ukraine must end. As he has also emphasized, however, this is Europeâs responsibility first and foremost.« That's funny because I clearly remember him saying that only he could do it. And that it would take him only 24 hours.
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Jana Puglierin
8 days ago
Hmm, on the one hand we Europeans supposedly canât protect Greenland from a swarm of Russian ships⊠yet according to the new U.S. Defense Strategy, Russia is merely a manageable threat to Eastern Europeâone the Europeans can deal with on their own, almost effortlessly. đ€·ââïž
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Emily Badger
10 days ago
"The second Trump coalition has unraveled." via
@natecohn.bsky.social
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/22/u...
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So, Trump apparently likes beeing called "Daddy" by other grown up men.
11 days ago
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Jack Bernhardt
11 days ago
TRUMP: no-one has eaten more cheese than me. if anyone tells you otherwise they're a horse fucker. I eat cheese every day, sometimes two days. cheese is good, it's nutritious, it's for white people, you can't eat the plastic packaging but sometimes I do BBC NEWS: and now we move onto foreign policy
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Jack Bernhardt
11 days ago
TRUMP: honk honk honk, I'm a big goose. everyone tells me whenever I enter a room, that's the biggest goose I've ever seen and I say yes. I'm a big goose. in a good way. a lot of Somalians are small stupid gooses but I'm a big goose BBC NEWS: a disciplined Trump sticks to the script on the economy
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Ingrid Brodnig
11 days ago
Ăbrigens - ganz wichtig: Dass von dieser Rede in Davos kein Sanewashing betrieben wird Oft ist das Problem, dass Trump inkohĂ€rente & wirre Reden hĂ€lt. Aber Berichte dann einzelne AuszĂŒge herauspicken, die halbwegs kohĂ€rent wirken. Und das Publikum dann nicht mitbekommt, wie grotesk es wirklich war
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"A smart man called me Daddy" - Donald Trump, 45th and 47th president of the United States of America. ... Ok. TMI.
11 days ago
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Niemand hat das geglaubt und das war noch nie da und noch nie hat jemand soviel MĂŒll erzĂ€hlt.
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Frank Sauer
12 days ago
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"Die Nato ist Geschichte"
Noch hat US-PrÀsident Trump die Nato nicht verlassen, aber muss er das noch? Die Zeiten der Partnerschaft scheinen vorbei. Sicherheitsexperte Frank Sauer erklÀrt, wie Europas Armeen fit werden können
https://www.n-tv.de/politik/Die-Nato-ist-Geschichte-id30263809.html
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Ursula von der Leyen
12 days ago
Arctic security can only be achieved together. This is why the proposed additional tariffs are a mistake, especially between long-standing allies. The EU and US have agreed to a trade deal last July. A deal is a deal. And when friends shake hands, it must mean something.
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At least not on baguette, cheese and mimes. In these artefacts of trumps thinking you can feel what kind of mental models he has about the world.
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12 days ago
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Is Trump having a meltdown? Every News i hear from the US government is more and more absurd. I'm glad not to be a US citizen, because i would have to quit my Job to be protesting in front of the white house all day.
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Seeing aurora borealis the first time in my life Yesterday evening was magical. From my house! I wish i wouldn't have gone to bed while it lasted just because of work in the morning. But still, i went to sleep with a smile and i didn't have this for a while.
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Justin Ling
13 days ago
There are, I promise you, still serious and important people who think that Trump is playing 3D chess â putting on an act to convince his laggard NATO allies to pony up their fare share. But stuff like this is pretty clear evidence that he's *the* immediate risk to our collective security
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Jan Lesemann
14 days ago
Der politische Kommentator und Satiriker Brent Molnar hat ein (meiner Ansicht nach etwas ĂŒberzeichnetes) Szenario dessen publiziert, was nach einer Invasion Grönlands durch die USA passieren könnte. Zusammengefasst: Mehr oder weniger das Ende der USA.
substack.com/home/post/p-...
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đđ„ The Suicide Pact: What Happens the Moment We Touch Greenland
If the United States follows through on the threat to invade Greenland, we need to be crystal clear about what happens the next morning.
https://substack.com/home/post/p-184398789
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Stanley Pignal
14 days ago
2024: can Europe defend itself ALONGSIDE America? 2025: can Europe defend itself WITHOUT America? 2026: can Europe defend itself AGAINST America?
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Dr. Jens Foell
14 days ago
A joke for the history buffs: Germanyâs satirical newspaper
@der-postillon.com
titles: âVienna Academy of the Arts offers Trump admission as a student â They donât want to get blamed againâ
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Edward Hunter Christie
15 days ago
1-6 My hot take on Trump's tariffs against European countries: 1: they constitute economic aggression in order to acquire territory. Europeans will remember this for decades to come. They mean very serious damage to the transatlantic bond on all time horizons.
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Edward Hunter Christie
14 days ago
1-5 The Telegraph, the UK's most conservative major newspaper, has this editorial view (link at end): "Donald Trumpâs attempt to strongarm Denmark and Europe into accepting the annexation of Greenland is a disgraceful betrayal of the Western alliance..."
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Greenland is becoming like Krim of EU and Trump acts like Putin. I wonder how this damage of transatlantic relations will take to be repaired after trump is not president any longer.
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Julian Schmitz
15 days ago
Ich wĂŒnsche mir einen Bundeskanzler der versteht, dass der Anstieg an Krankschreibungen auf eine bessere elektronische Erfassung zurĂŒckgeht und nicht auf die telefonische Krankschreibung.
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Andrew Marder
16 days ago
This is why I love the Internet:
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Miska Knapek
17 days ago
Probably an accurate reflection of things over at Putin now
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Eine Sache beneide ich an heutigen SchĂŒlern: Es gibt unglaublich gutes Lernmaterial online. Youtube-Videos, die den Stoff soviel besser aufbereiten als unsere Lehrer damals. Wir hatten frĂŒher halt 1 Schulbuch per Fach und zuhause noch ein Lexikon. Ab 1995 noch eine encarta CD-Rom auf Englisch đ
17 days ago
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Florian Tomaszewski
17 days ago
âEin dreizehnter Bundeswehrsoldat ist gerade in Grönland eingetroffen.â
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Thomas Wiegold
18 days ago
Germany to send Bundeswehr recce mission to
#Greenland
, on Denmark's invitation - German Def Ministry
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Frank Fischer
19 days ago
đ Best of Feuilleton 2025: Bazinger! Lohmeier! AdorjĂĄn! Die 10 bestenâą Texte aus den Feuilletons des vergangenen Jahres (= 15. Jahrgang):
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@faznet.bsky.social
@54books.bsky.social
@szde.bsky.social
@taz.de
@moritzhuertgen.de
@zeit.de
@ntvde.bsky.social
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Tan G.
20 days ago
One for the runners & cyclists: turn your Strava activities into receipts. I love the creativity behind this simple idea.
receipts.repete.art
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Rap BastardzÂź
21 days ago
Itâs alternate universe 2026 and Kamala Harris is president and Tim Walz is vice president. The only time you looked at your phone today was for checking sports scores and looking up recipes. Your blood pressure is normal. You donât have a headache. Your only sigh for the day was in pleasure.
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Ulrike Franke
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Da hab ich selbst ein paar Jahre bei nem Ferienwohnungsmarktplatz gearbeitet, aber ich bin total aufgeschmissen ein Urlaubsziel fĂŒr den Herbst in wĂ€rmeren Regionen fĂŒr ne 4-köpfige Familie zu finden.
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Dude, if china or russia try to take greenland, NATO will defend. If you take greenland, you not only have to deal with china and russia, but also the EU.
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22 days ago
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Frederik Werner
24 days ago
Klar, was soll auch schon passieren?
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Was machen eigentlich die Gasspeicher? Hat die CDU das auch so gut im Griff wie die GrĂŒnen damals?
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