guy who pronounces ".png" as "dot pinge"

there are 4 flavours of alcohol 1. soapy water that’s been used to wash grass stains out of your jeans 2. the taste you get in your mouth when you’re about to throw up 3. hand sanitiser 4. wait this one’s quite pleasant and sweet actually — just kidding hand sanitiser again. we tricked you

been watching the 2000 stardust crusaders ova #jjba

I think social media is giving me a very skewed idea of what spy vs spy is about

Watched die hard for the first time with father dearest. Actors used to have chest hair and shit it’s crazy

I have no boughs and I must deck

Bluesky has its faults but it’s also the only social media I’ve ever used thus far that hasn’t made me want to kill myself or others. Yet

The cool thing about being a beastieball player is you come up with a team strat that sounds absolutely genius and then you test it and you iterate on it and the more you do that the more you realise that maybe you were cooking with poop the whole time

story bout cowboy #jjba #steelballrun

global adoption of linux gets pushed back by 6 years every time a Linux Guy starts talking at me like max headroom

21 years of having curly hair and only today have I been told you’re not supposed to dry brush it

To make art that is good you need to also make a bunch of art that is bad

Never had the urge to dye my hair ever but recently I have been plagued with evil temptations from the devil to bleach my fringe

Being a british person with usamerican friends is awesome you can say literally anything and they think it’s the funniest thing anyone has ever said

Mother dearest is considering blazing it

It should be illegal to make packaging that doesn’t have any information on whether or not it’s recyclable on it

plaid overshirt from the men’s section save me. save me plaid overshirt from the men’s section

I’m pretty sure holding a 3ds for extended periods of time as a child has fundamentally altered the shape of my hands

ive never played a duke nukem game

duke nukem: he’s sorry, women

duke nukem: the great babeular reef

duke nukem on the babestation 5

posting this too whatever #offtherpg

my buddy pablo and his ugly pet guy #offtherpg

They should add an option to write alt text for images on other people’s posts like how they used to do YouTube subtitling

Ever since I was a little girl I’ve dreamed of being somebody’s underwhelming white boyfriend

took my foul homunculus to the park

who up batting off #offtherpg

no idea why everyone is killing eachother at pop mart for these things because i got this guy from the post office on a whim on my way to work this morning for less than a tenner. his name is Boobus Von Shithead and he loves selling vapes to children and scalping

I forgot about posting. Is it fun

guess who my favourite #deltarune character is

finished my own full playthrough of the game literally yesterday. yes even though it altered the trajectory of my life I never actually played it all the way through until now don’t look at me

Having to say you can’t go to work because of birthday celebrations feels so juvenile like sorry I can’t come in because it’s my special day and everyone wants to see me and I’m going to eat cake

never drawing a car in this much detail ever again sorry athena #artfight2025

been a bit since ive drawn a homestuck #artfight2025

Artfight revenge for @calicorobin.bsky.social!! This is like the only icon I've done so far. Which is surprising given how easy they are to draw. I like how this one turned out [ #artfight #teamcrystals #pokemon #oc #art ]

and we are back #artfight2025

OKAY thats all for now @evulbad.bsky.social #artfight2025

forgot to tag the oc owner the first time SORRY @pearlousthetic.bsky.social #artfight2025

robin when she has to draw a character with a long snout at a 45 degree angle with their mouth open #artfight2025

we are the bivelets please feed us!! #artfight2025

okay here they are #artfight2025

New artfight attacks coming to this site soon. The only reason they haven’t yet is because I dislike posting

I get my thrills by sitting on the curb and letting cars almost roll over my tootsies

and this one too #artfight2025

i love doing linework like this but it also takes like a trillion years to do #artfight2025

dawg #artfight2025

susan #deltarune