Jet. Jet is the drug I was thinking of. Thank you, Driver Nephi

TAKE A SHOWER!

Is there crack in this world? That might be too far a jump. Is there cocaine? Because these bitches are huffing something and it sure as shit is not gysahl greens.

The cow half, bud.

Hey, @warriorblood.bsky.social, Boc thinks you're gonna fail.

𝘏𝘮𝘮𝘮. 𝘐 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸... How much time of mine are you gonna waste? Ignoring... literally, everything that's different between them? Usually, pistols don't fire shells, and usually, shotguns don't come one-handed.

Were things this close to imploding before I came back? Was it just on the precipice and I was the breeze on the scale? Or did I upend literally everything with my smile & incredible style? I know which one I want to be the answer, but I'm open to hearing the wrong one.

Oh my nights!! Cylinder latch on the side! Dump the shells. BULLETS GO IN. Snap it shut again and keep squeezing! Leave me alone! Go get a job!

What's there to be reminded of? Point this end at something, squeeze this bit and watch it disappear. It's not alchemy.

I KNOW HOW GUNS WORK!

Parry this, you fuck.

Good morning, which one of you has my orange juice?

I have this guy thinking I'm 12. I just know that Vit-O-Matic Vigor Tester was struggling in the 'I' category.

I don't even want those runes.

Bitch, you're walking toward a cazador nest right now!

???? Oh, my nights? This is dark. I know I wanted to cause problems on purpose, but wow...

Wow. Heartbreaking. Proud warrior like me, I'd kill her for toying with my emotions like that in front of everyone.

That's your queen. The woman that just does every romance dialogue option as a joke.

Verone gets me. That's why she's always been my closest ally & confidant.

[ sheathes katana to begin beheading animation... ]

I'm actually twenty.... something? Or like 12,000. It's hard to keep track of how old I am versus how old my soul is but - whatever, that's deep lore and I don't like any of y'all enough to talk about it.

RRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!

Fuck her. Fuck the yak she rode in on. Fuck that armor. Fuck that hammer with the words on it. Fuck her wack ass fairy tarnished accent. Fuck them cheap ass bottlecaps. Fuck Marika. Fuck Mr. New Vegas. Now get the fuck out my face. And if I see you in the street I’m slapping the shit out of you.

The only aspirations I have are for you and your cabal of losers to leave me alone!

Fuck you too??? Like???

Yeah, that's what I fucking thought you'd say, dog man.

/ came in swinging with faith. she was sitting in catering itching to cut a promo on someone, and here we are

I'm one of, if not THEE most powerful sorceresses in the waking world. When I draw my sword, the sun flees the sky in fear of being severed. The Gods Have CURSED ME to carry the stars through the skies, on my motherfucking back. Okay? I'm not some wage worker. I'm not a 'student'. I'm your better.

Not too much on Gideon. That's OOMF.

Precocious little scamp, ain't I?

When you insult me, just know I've got a squad of hitters on speed dial absolutely itching to show up. Just ITCHING to commit crimes for me. So speak to me NICELY.

YOU BOTHERED ME!! I WAS MINDING MY BUSINESS AND YOU CAME CHATTING TO ME ABOUT BOVINES! Keep all that muttering & sputtering to yourself, bud, before it gets you strong armed.

You'd like them. That fucking yak Torrent is half-cow.

Dear God, It's Faith, your most beautiful soldier. I understand I'm to fight your ugliest battles, but my fucking goodness! Must they be the DUMBEST battles as well??? Get back to me at your earliest convenience. XOXO, Faith.

Mhmm. Walks on four legs. Tail. Very friendly & kind. Has Milk sac. Milk dog.

Milk Dog.

'Fine speech'. I hope he retires this year too.

Love y'all down. Take care of yourselves!

~~~╔══ஓ๑♡๑ஓ══╗~~~ ୨⎯ A fandomless original character - Tabitha is a wanderer, stricken with amnesia. Seeking to make friends and explore distant worlds. ⎯୧ #MVRP #Fandomless #OCRP ~~~╚══ஓ๑♡๑ஓ══╝~~~ 𓆩ᥫ᭡𓆪 & 𓆩↺𓆪

“Looking to the sky, looking for redemption.” A fantasy original character written by SUNDER.

Godwyn The Golden Nᴏᴛ ɴᴇᴡ ᴛᴏ RP ʙᴜᴛ ɴᴇᴡ ᴛᴏ ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀ ᴜsɪɴɢ ᴡʜᴀᴛs ᴋɴᴏᴡɴ ɪɴ ʟᴏʀᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ sᴏᴍᴇ ᴘᴇʀsᴏɴᴀʟ ʜᴇᴀᴅᴄᴀɴɴᴏɴs & ᴛʀʏɪɴɢ ᴀ ғᴇᴡ ғᴀɴ ᴛʜᴇᴏʀɪᴇs. Sexuality straight, #MS with Chemistry, but would love a Fia. #EldenRingRp #CrossoverRp

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That's OOMF!!!

Mhm. Mhmm... Of course.

[ studying. studying. studying. ]

on that we are agreed...