oh. well, doesn’t sound like too hard of a job. i could do it, free of charge. what exactly do you need me to find?

. . .pardon?

I refuse to free you with my forgiveness. If I must carry this pain, you must carry the guilt.

‎שתהיה לך שנה טובה 👋 happy new year, y’all! sorry i ain’t been around as much.

‎חג שמח 👋 i missed y’all. happy holidays.

Interdimensional bakery, probably.

. . .sorry. forgot about that. it’s been a minute.

speaking of, i kinda miss sunshine.

i dunno….. love….. kindness…… maybe not being mean to me

GET HIS ASS

AT MY EXPENSE

why are you bullying me 💔

STOP IT.

I’M NOT EVEN THAT OLD

If you use Gen ai you smell of pee and poo.

wolf we need help in the medbay” “wolf can you help eliminate a band of legionaries” “wolf we’re almost out of food again” “wolf the rookies need more training” 𝗪𝗛𝗔𝗧 𝗜𝗙 𝗜 𝗙𝗨𝗖𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗖𝗥𝗔𝗦𝗛𝗘𝗗 𝗢𝗨𝗧 𝗜𝗡𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗔𝗗, 𝗛𝗨𝗛ⵑⵑⵑⵑⵑⵑ 𝗪𝗛𝗔𝗧 𝗧𝗛𝗘𝗡ⵑⵑⵑⵑⵑ

hey. what the fuck.

who?????

mmmm covfefe

I loathe the war. On the battlefield, again.

drinking coffee isn’t enough, i need to inject it directly into my veins

i miss my wife, guys. i miss her a lot.

good question! fuck if i know

you’re not supposed to eat it!!!

it’s dried tobacco plant, wrapped in paper. or, at least, that’s the simplified answer.

uhhhhh an IOU?

mean to me ☹️

can i get a cigarette?? can i 𝘗𝘓𝘌𝘈𝘚𝘌 get a cigarette?????? 😭

YOU ASK TOO MANY FUCKING QUESTIONS, JUST RUN 😭😭😭

GUYS IM SO FUCKING COOKED

PROVE IT

NUH UH

that’s quitter talk!

never let ‘em know your next move. always keep ‘em guessing. 😇

haha, no! i wish it worked that way. you can definitely use it for baking and cooking, though.

yeah, it’s beer. prolly the only alcohol you 𝘤𝘢𝘯 drink for breakfast, since it’s basically liquid bread. wouldn’t recommend it, though. solid 0/10.

i was saving that for breakfast 😔

choosing what to eat for dinner is so hard 💔

Weapons don't weep.

Half of me grows; the other half decays.

MARGOT COME PICK ME UP IM SCARED

[ quietly resisting the urge to slurp it up like a little gremlin ] ah yes, what a tragedy. . . whatever shall i do. . . [ slowly pouring himself a glass ]

🥺 MY WIFEY

hand it over NEOOOOWWWWW

you are so right bestie

OUUUUGHHHHHHH

i hate it here

[ IS STILL ]

i love you. . . i owe you my LIFE