wolf we need help in the medbay” “wolf can you help eliminate a band of legionaries” “wolf we’re almost out of food again” “wolf the rookies need more training” 𝗪𝗛𝗔𝗧 𝗜𝗙 𝗜 𝗙𝗨𝗖𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗖𝗥𝗔𝗦𝗛𝗘𝗗 𝗢𝗨𝗧 𝗜𝗡𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗔𝗗, 𝗛𝗨𝗛ⵑⵑⵑⵑⵑⵑ 𝗪𝗛𝗔𝗧 𝗧𝗛𝗘𝗡ⵑⵑⵑⵑⵑ

hey. what the fuck.

who?????

mmmm covfefe

I loathe the war. On the battlefield, again.

drinking coffee isn’t enough, i need to inject it directly into my veins

i miss my wife, guys. i miss her a lot.

good question! fuck if i know

you’re not supposed to eat it!!!

it’s dried tobacco plant, wrapped in paper. or, at least, that’s the simplified answer.

uhhhhh an IOU?

mean to me ☹️

can i get a cigarette?? can i 𝘗𝘓𝘌𝘈𝘚𝘌 get a cigarette?????? 😭

YOU ASK TOO MANY FUCKING QUESTIONS, JUST RUN 😭😭😭

GUYS IM SO FUCKING COOKED

PROVE IT

NUH UH

that’s quitter talk!

never let ‘em know your next move. always keep ‘em guessing. 😇

haha, no! i wish it worked that way. you can definitely use it for baking and cooking, though.

yeah, it’s beer. prolly the only alcohol you 𝘤𝘢𝘯 drink for breakfast, since it’s basically liquid bread. wouldn’t recommend it, though. solid 0/10.

i was saving that for breakfast 😔

choosing what to eat for dinner is so hard 💔

Weapons don't weep.

Half of me grows; the other half decays.

MARGOT COME PICK ME UP IM SCARED

[ quietly resisting the urge to slurp it up like a little gremlin ] ah yes, what a tragedy. . . whatever shall i do. . . [ slowly pouring himself a glass ]

🥺 MY WIFEY

hand it over NEOOOOWWWWW

you are so right bestie

OUUUUGHHHHHHH

i hate it here

[ IS STILL ]

i love you. . . i owe you my LIFE

only if you shoot me with one, yes

i’m having the worst hangover of my entire life

my tummy hurts :(

MARGOT. . . SAVE ME MARGOT SAVE ME MARGOT

girl help

have you looked in the mirror lately?

i’m going to throw you off the dam

clearly not since you dragged me into this

SHUT UP

WHAT

make me

he’s NOT my boyfriend.

miles.// everyone ignore what i said 2 weeks ago wjdjjdjwjd

The wolf is not feared because it bares its teeth; but because it will use them.