something incredible ahead.

foul ocarina, reveal thy secrets to me.

“i hath found it most effective at killing, beast, but should it fail i will finish the job with mine hands.”

aims a rather large automatic weapon at her.

o, hello. art thou here to die?

hole required ahead.

yes. for the goode of the waste-land.

hidden path ahead.

best decapitate to be certain.

something incredible ahead...

foul vampyri...

amst going to gaol!

this is grave news indeed.

( fluttering her lashes ) oh no! i am quite crippled and can walk no more. continue!

ill-omen ahead, this be mine law-man...!

ohhh geteth it now do i! *elden* ring. because it is eld

ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ better hit the road, before the road hits us. ㅤ

didn't expect strength build...

p'haps a song...?

i am be-plagued by dreams of late. i stand before the elden ring. . .

our next guest is a man many have called clinically insane for claiming to have seen a one-headed brahmin in the wild...

by youm.

they say marika is to become a moo-vie star...?

( shrugging. ) maiming.

'tis the very first of fort defense!

hot oil. hot oil for van blair.

we may hath to barricade mine ray-dee-oh tower... and prepare to be sieged.

i amst holding onto those for... a dear friend.

MY NOT-SO-SECRET STASH OF-- hey, where'd my mentats go?

MINE SECRET STASH OF MEN-TATS!!

The only radio station she trusts is 93 FM.

*i* am kimira of the lands-between, desert ranger *and* ray-dee-oh dee-jay. 93 FM for news, music, interviews with local celebs and more.

an outsider.

the ( gestures, searching for the word for a long time. ) government. it stands for new. californian. republic. california ist the country, no?

o? then thou'rt one of the boys with the en-see-ar?

ahhh, such innovation. perhaps... an inventor?

( laughs loudly. ) what...?

'tis some sort of fair hunk...

i was't nearly nutt-ee putt-ee'd.

( eldenringdeathcry.wav )

o! a gracious gentle-man, is it? very well.

crevice, o, crevice.

bang.

oh...? then p'haps i should ask my fee?

i amst quite popular in the town of new vegas? our "listenership" is strongest there. drunks and drug addicts and gamblers and children who eat rats. ah! i too was quite the swordsman once. would you say there is no glory in war?

such lowly aspirations. i will never understand. alas, it pleases me to see you well. your publication *has* been some comfort, i suppose. in a way.

( shifting uncomfortably. ) i am *not* a scribe, i am a warrior of many battles fought and won, this is simply a... service i provide for the community. weapon of choice?

it is nonsense! also, the short words are far easier to read than the long ones, so why make long words at all? your "articles" are far too cluttered.

perfectly well, yes, thank you. what feats have you accomplished in battle? any kills you're particularly proud of?

simply 'tisn't a real job.