i am be-plagued by dreams of late. i stand before the elden ring. . .

our next guest is a man many have called clinically insane for claiming to have seen a one-headed brahmin in the wild...

by youm.

they say marika is to become a moo-vie star...?

( shrugging. ) maiming.

'tis the very first of fort defense!

hot oil. hot oil for van blair.

we may hath to barricade mine ray-dee-oh tower... and prepare to be sieged.

i amst holding onto those for... a dear friend.

MY NOT-SO-SECRET STASH OF-- hey, where'd my mentats go?

MINE SECRET STASH OF MEN-TATS!!

The only radio station she trusts is 93 FM.

*i* am kimira of the lands-between, desert ranger *and* ray-dee-oh dee-jay. 93 FM for news, music, interviews with local celebs and more.

an outsider.

the ( gestures, searching for the word for a long time. ) government. it stands for new. californian. republic. california ist the country, no?

o? then thou'rt one of the boys with the en-see-ar?

ahhh, such innovation. perhaps... an inventor?

( laughs loudly. ) what...?

'tis some sort of fair hunk...

i was't nearly nutt-ee putt-ee'd.

( eldenringdeathcry.wav )

o! a gracious gentle-man, is it? very well.

crevice, o, crevice.

bang.

oh...? then p'haps i should ask my fee?

i amst quite popular in the town of new vegas? our "listenership" is strongest there. drunks and drug addicts and gamblers and children who eat rats. ah! i too was quite the swordsman once. would you say there is no glory in war?

such lowly aspirations. i will never understand. alas, it pleases me to see you well. your publication *has* been some comfort, i suppose. in a way.

( shifting uncomfortably. ) i am *not* a scribe, i am a warrior of many battles fought and won, this is simply a... service i provide for the community. weapon of choice?

it is nonsense! also, the short words are far easier to read than the long ones, so why make long words at all? your "articles" are far too cluttered.

perfectly well, yes, thank you. what feats have you accomplished in battle? any kills you're particularly proud of?

simply 'tisn't a real job.

<— NOT a scribe!!!!

aye, the machine broad-casts via some magick known only as ray-dee-oh waves. you are now "live" across the mojave desert. tell them of your vast size and might!

ist... so large.

@warrioroftuburr.bsky.social now simply speak into the sound machine and introduce thyself, warrior of ice.

our next guest is a *real* doozy.

this ist NOT new vegas nor the lands between.

GARAMA!

i will aid thee, bug-lord.

question...? i ask him plenty.

one day i shall know what all these ill-omened buttons doeth

valente called in a favor & i put out the word "on air" that we were rebuilding. people have been... generous. they must have missed quality ray-dee-oh.

ah... 'tis the warrior's headache...

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phone in IMMEDIATELY.

ahhhh, martini. slots ahead. therefore seek fortune ahead.

pah! thy fight is merely optional.