and that's where we'll use the cool thingamajiggy that turns off all technology in a sixteen hundred feet radius, which unlocks the safe where they keep the krabby patty recipe!

'same old. i was out on the sierra, doing a campaign piece on the brahmin trade out there. they keep them so badly. makes you wanna go vegan, doesn't it?'

okay! so if nobody's watching, we can talk about our plan to use the secret tunnel under henrik's, right?

vincent took a drag. it's no menthol. 'i like to keep my eyes on the ground. you never know where a story might turn up. where'd you wander? see anything interesting?'

'i can't put that in a report,' van blair said, sitting down on the ground, loosening his tie. 'c'mon then, what've you been up to, huh?'

'oh, it's you! my *nameless compatriot*. long time, no see, huh?'

sir, i never say ANYTHING i don't mean.

oh, a *gentleman*, huh? funny way of showing it.

if you don't stop pussyfootin' 'round, kid, we're all gonna be fuckin' radroach food. huh? eh? howzat? i think my impression's pretty good. now eat your pancakes and stop giving me *those* eyes.

let ME tell YOU something . . .

@wontgoquietly.bsky.social hey, i've gotta ask: what's with the skull thong?

van blair ferret run, GO!!!

chase me for it.

LUCA AND I WANT TO WATCH *OUR* VIDEOS!!!

c'monnnn don't hog it!

orson said its my turn on the ipad

oh, i'm hot now, am i?

that what you tell 'em all?

you'd miss it more than me, wouldn't you, bear?

i don't want an infection! then i'm no good to anyone and i can't write anything without my hands.

gimme a sec, i've cut my hand. i'm patching it up.

( giggling. ) sure are, big guy!

WHAT.

yeah, i guess you're right. you don't *really* think you're in charge here, do you?

more than i do about this stuff.

it's what kim said about me. i'm *used to it* from you. i dunno, kinda... hurt. a little. i guess.

wait so what was all that stuff with cassie and the doctor about when they had to 'imagine' the tardis??? what were those visions about??? who was the woman writing on that uneven floor??? what's this star stuff everyone keeps talking about?

oh really? please do!

oh man i just *hate* it when i miss the exposition scene

what cl-- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!

c'mon gang, keep up!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

hey ringmaster do you think i'm a failure and one of the least valuable people here?

( grumbling) the AUDACITY of calling ME useless when you can't even USE YOUR FREAKING HANDS....

i didnt like this???

it's international cat day??? joy my beloved blorbo skrungly :-)

hey @wastelanderino.bsky.social which sticker do you want?

@wontgoquietly.bsky.social wanna see something cool?

geez! hold on a sec! uh . . . okay, so, there's this cazador and he lives in the zion canyon. he's not your usual cazador, though, he's a *genius*. he can read, he can write, uh, somehow, discuss philosophy, science, whatever. so eventually he gets bored of his small life in the canyon and --

w-woah, now hold on, i didn't write them, i just drew them! but *actually*, I do know a couple good ones, pre-war i think. they're *long* though . . .

( turning around. ) where?

sure! y'know, i've sketched a couple of the funnies for the vegas variety before.

this report is starting to come together . . .

i can't do anything without my lucky pen!!!

whatever you want! go bananas!

you could! if you think about it, there's nothing stopping any of us calling ourselves dierdre tiramisu. y'know, hey, i'm dierdre, that kinda thing?

just the big bad wolf instead. 'cos that's a lot better.

oh good point!!

i think you should maybe try this with other people.