Todd Blanche seems like a sniveling little weenie.

Nice to see one shameless asshole removed from the chessboard.

If Trump wants to enjoy his Qatari bribe jet, I guess that's fine and I'm certainly not at all concerned about his safety, but I do feel for the staff who have been forced to fly on a bribe jet that lacks important security measures. www.nytimes.com/2026/07/09/u...

I do enjoy how the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool has become the perfect analogy of the Trump administration. Shoddy, ill-considered work leavened with a heavy dose of good, old-fashioned corruption and buffed with a bullshit PR polish leaves everything worse than it was before.

I wouldn't mind at all if Trump focused the remainder of his presidency on silent consonants and others quirks of the English language.

(Very) minor villains of this era of American history will include people who leave those towering plastic skeletons in their yard year round.

I see the Republicans predictably attacking Talarico for stating that God is nonbinary, which raises the question: Do Republicans picture God with an enormous dick? If so, why?

Did he attack Iran just to have an excuse to skip Don Jr.’s wedding?

What if the next cognitive test Trump takes has a question about how to open the Straight of Hormuz?

I just opened up a fun-sized package of Skittles. No red candies. No orange candies. Lots of green one. Some fucking rainbow...

This otherwise great NY Times story about John Roberts intervening to stop an Obama clean energy plan contains one laughably false statement: "Hillary Clinton was the strong favorite to win the presidency later that year." Strong favorite to be nominated? Sure. But not to win the election.

I firmly believe that Lorne Michaels gets way too much attention and adulation for spending a half century producing a show that has been genuinely funny maybe 15% of the time.

Watching Russell Vought testify before the House Budget Committee. I despise the man and everything he's done in his role as budget director, but I take heart from the fact that he seems like a completely miserable, self-loathing human being.

Trump will spend the rest of his life boasting of an overwhelming victory in Iran. Repeating an obvious lie until people begin believe it's true is his only move. It's amazing how far it has gotten him.

NY Times headline following Trump's deranged, frightening social media post: Trump Escalates Threat to Hit Iranian Power Plants After U.S. Rescues Downed Airman Th nation's leading newspaper is simply incapable of meeting this moment.

I'm happy they rescued the airman. The fact that it's headline-leading national news suggests a country and government that isn't prepared to accept the inevitable human cost of a ground war in Iran.

I've got to imagine that Jesus really fucking hates when people compare Trump to Him.

If I were a Supreme Court justice, I wouldn't dignify Solicitor General's absurd, half-assed arguments about birthright citizenship by asking questions. I would repeatedly interrupt the argument to ask him if he'd like a throat lozenge.

They own a war when they only wanted to own Libs

In a bid to reopen the Straight of Hormuz and further punish the Iranian regime, President Trump is threatening to pursue upwards of a dozen off-shore windmill projects in the Persian Gulf just miles from the country's coastline.

This really sums it up.

How long before Markwayne starts strutting around in tactical gear with a sidearm?

Donald Trump can launch a war of choice against a nation of 93 million people without any coherent justification and never suffer a moment of shame or regret about it. Meanwhile, I have an anxiety attack if I feel the tone of an email I sent to a colleague was a little off.

At what point does Trump begin asserting that he has always opposed going to war with Iran?

Frankly, I think FIFA should rescind its peace prize.

It's always a little shocking to see the extent to which Alito, Thomas, and Kavanaugh -- as well as the other GOP operative son the court -- are willing to handover the keys to our entire system to a Republican president, even one who is so clearly unfit for office. They're just nihilists.

Love me some Winter Olympics. You know how people were their favorite team's jersey while watching football? I wear an aerodynamic skin suit while watching luge.

Across this great land,fascist dickheads are getting excited to be enraged by Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl halftime show.

“It was a simpler time then, back when all people wanted to talk about was the leader of the country molesting underage girls,” said Denver resident Scott Munoz

How would the media have reacted if a Democratic president did this?

Trump yells “fuck you” and flips off an auto worker in Michigan who yelled “pedophile protector” www.tmz.com/2026/01/13/t...

This is a helpful breakdown of yesterday's shooting. It clearly puts the lie to the administration's bullshit framing of events. It also, I think, casts serious doubt on the notion that the ICE goon could plausibly have believed his life was in danger. www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQCv...

If I were the next U.S. president, I would strip Trump's name from the Kennedy Center and then attach it to a gender-neutral restroom within the facility.

wifes love asking shit like "Honey, what is the Blowjob Olympics?" and "Why is 'Blowjob Olympics' listed on our CC statement like 14 times"

Will we get a dramatic photo, like the with bin Laden killing, of Trump huddled with is his advisors huddled in the situation room anxiously awaiting the results of their counterstrike regarding newly released evidence that the president clearly is a pedophile? I'd love to see it.

Gotta wonder how last night's election results will affect, say, John Roberts' views on the constitutionality of Trump's tariffs. As a powerful GOP operative Roberts and the other rightwing judges must see that ending the tariff nonsense is in the longterm interest of their party.

I find myself alone in my house. My children's Halloween candy is sitting on a nearby counter. It is calling to me. "Come," it says. "Devour us. You know you want to. You'd be a fool not to."

Maybe I'm a fool, but isn't a cease-fire broken the moment airstrikes resume? It's not being tested at that point, right? It's broken. Why can't The NY Times report it that way?

I sincerely believe that Taylor Swift could record an album of her own farts and my daughter would find a way to love it.

I'm not usually one for conspiracy theories, but I do not believe the shooter wrote "anti-ICE" on that bullet.

On the National Mall this morning, a new satirical statue is up celebrating Jeffrey Epstein and Trump's "friendship" in honor of National Friendship Month.

It's times like this when it's worth recalling how the free-speech heroes from the reactionary center wildly exaggerated the threat to speech from the left while downplaying the threat from the right. This fool even argued that Trump's election would be a net gain for free speech!

I'm convinced that The NY Times' news analysis pieces are intended to expose its reporters as dimwits devoid of critical thinking skills. www.nytimes.com/2025/08/18/u...

I'm confident that Putin can get whatever he likes from Trump by simply assuring the idiot that he deserves the Nobel Peace Prize. Trump is putty in Vlad's hands.

Prediction: Within the next two years, some rightwing foundation will create a Nobel Peace Prize alternative and award it to Trump.

the new BLS 'head' ... turns out he's quite the NAZI his presentation given was in front of a multi panel painting of a ship ... a WARSHIP ... the pride of the German Navy ... the BISMARCK they air brushed out the German flag

Our dog can completely charm my wife simply by sitting and staring at her. If I did that, she'd call me weird.

Rewatched Children of Men last night. It's unquestionably the greatest film ever made that includes the "pull my finger" fart joke.

The culture writer for the Free Press lets the mask slip.