Hm wow still bad in here

My One Battle After Another is getting them to fix the sound in the IMAX theater every damn time

I for one am seeing more and more evidence every day that comedy is legal again. Glad we got that sorted out

Gf will be out tonight, that's right the boys are coming over and we're watching a Tarkovsky

I could never make it as a fashy cop (for lots of reasons) but a big one is that I would accidentally find some of the chants very catchy

AI sucks. My bestie tells you why. “If you’re reading this, you don’t need to fire up the plagiarism machine to sum up an email for you. You have a brain.”

Trying out this whole writing thing to get my AI thoughts out of my system (didn't help, still mad) Check out my blog

This ChatGPT exposé by @guinz.bsky.social is ABSOLUTELY TERRIFYING. (h/t @adambvary.bsky.social). amandaguinzburg.substack.com/p/diabolus-e...

Retail a tough line of work for someone who hates Free Fallin'

Brutally embarrassing to say but I started a blog because I want to show these losers how to write shit and have ideas without using gen AI like a lazy sack of shit spatulacity69.wordpress.com

Gamer updates: finished main quest of Morrowind on my ~4th lifetime attempt. Loved it, so glad I kept trying over the years and that it finally stuck this time Probably my favorite Elder Scrolls now

⏱️NEW EPISODE!⏱️ It's "After Hours" babyyy! Joining us to discuss this underrated Scorsese movie is @spatulacity69.bsky.social from The Bond We Share pod. We discuss our real-life near-"After Hours" experiences & why Griffin Dunne should be in everything. LINKS: creators.spotify.com/pod/show/let...

Captain Picard agrees, there's nothing better for the inside of a man than the outside of a horse

7in of snow is crazy for here Weird week

Inconsolable about David Lynch today Don't think there's another artist whose work had a more profound effect on me. Hands down my favorite director. One of one, a huge loss

deactivated my twitter, now this is my only void to shout into

Happy Avatar 3 year to all who celebrate

Nothing more exhilarating than pissing in the sky

Pilots love including wind speeds with their little weather report on where you're landing...buddy, that's your problem

Hell yeah one loose cheese

About to start 2024 movie catch-up this month. Kinda bummed this year hasn't had anything I absolutely fucked with (see: TÁR, Asteroid City), but maybe something slipped through the cracks

Shout-out to the Doppler effect, gotta be one of my favorite effects

Oh cool, like a new and improved formula?

all they need to do is Barbenheimer Juror #2 and Horizon Part 2, the dad money will save cinemas

I hope the Screen Unseen tonight is Stop Making Sense

2010: Space Odyssey Boogaloo, hey not bad. If every sequel to the greatest movies ever made was that good, I wouldn't complain

Ahhhh I'm gonna skeet

Baby, you are gonna miss that plane

Monkey tennis

Somebody ring the Dinkster?

You must buy your wife at least as much jewelry as you buy your horse

Why are pies the one baked good to end up on windowsills

Spatula city

Watchin a movie on my phone, nobody tell Mr. Lynch

Folks, we love to skeet, don't we

About to watch The Shining for the first time! Hope it's just like in my favorite movie Ready Player One!

Watching football (now this truly is an alt)

Btw yesterday I watched Equalizer 2 (bad), Hot Fuzz (great), and Equalizer 3 (fine) Did not make it to The King of Comedy, but Scortember will continue shortly

Goal today is to watch a fuckton of movies, I'll keep you updated

Well call me Mr. Butterfingers

Chewbacca waxing nudes

Nobody knows I'm here, and these are called skeets? I'm about to be horny af on main