Republicans have a bill to deport immigrants who attack dogs. Goldman moves to have it renamed to: The Kristi Noem Canine Relief Act

My good buddy Lindsey’s best buddy Fisher (the dog) had a nasty fall and needs some medical care! If you have even a few bucks to contribute, it would make a huge difference!!!!

Horst Wessel, 1907–1930. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horst_Wessel

JFC Instagram women are so annoying. So a meme page I follow started selling TikTok crap with a TikTok grifter who straight up looks like a thief. They took offense to my comment even though there’s many similar to mine. Also, don’t come for my looks when you look inbred. Stfu. 🤣

Totally NOT Tertiary Syphilis impeding his motor control. 👀

Perimenopause is not for the faint of heart. My doc changed my HRT and now I have a migraine and nausea. I’m glad I never had to go through pregnancy bc this is bullshit. 😭🤮

Speaking of sandwiches and legal affairs, I listened to @thebulwark.com discuss the Bill Maher vs Laura Loomer lawsuit in which Loomer is asked about saying MTG has “Arby’s in her pants.” DYING!!! 🤣🤣🤣

“sandwich based assaults on our brave officers are up 1000% percent”

Finally binged all of The Bear. Excellent show. Can’t wait for season 5! 🐻

Loved Fantastic Four. It was a movie that knew exactly what it was and what it is doing. It wasn’t pretending to be hope punk (whatever the fuck that is) with cringe needle drops. Just a retro future sci-fi superhero flick. 🤖👍🏻

Drop some CARS 🚘🛞🚖🖤

I fail to see what was sincere or hopeful about James Gunn’s Superman. Jesus, men really will do anything rather than see a therapist and touch grass.

I’d rather watch The Flash movie on repeat than subject myself to this abortion of a Superman flick again.

Gunn’s Superman was a clueless himbo. Liked Lex, his goons, his selfie-addict girlfriend, Krypto the dog, and Mister Terrific. No idea why it looked so cheap—Gunn’s films usually look sharp. Kindness isn’t punk rock. It’s not an aesthetic. Just a series of baffling choices and half-formed ideas.

The James Gunn Superman movie is a giant turd in the summertime pool. Big giant NOPE. The story, dialogue, and editing are clunky and weird AF. And all the pandering in the world with the weird inserts of the original scoring further made this movie so off. I hated it. The dog was okay. 👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻

Finally watched Havok based on the cast and… dear gawd what was this mess? Incoherent in every way. Almost* as bad as The Gray Man.

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Gen Z being illiterate is the least surprising thing in the world. They only listen to conspiracies on TikTok. 🥴

I also steam cleaned the dog pee parts of the carpet so right now I’m fucking Wonder Woman. 💥

Trying to do my taxes for free this year (because I always do it free) was an enormous headache. HR Block kept trying to charge me half of my return. Which is a pittance since I work pt. I had to make a new account with turbo tax. 🙄 Anyone have any issues with free filing this year? #taxsky

When does impeachment start? Do people have to riot the capital? Ffs.

They were careless people, Tom and Daisy- they smashed up things and creatures and then retreated back into their money or their vast carelessness or whatever it was that kept them together, and let other people clean up the mess they had made. -FS Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby, published 4/10/1925.

Can we please all agree that this experiment of putting a man who bankrupted a casino in charge of America’s economy is not going well at all?

Also, I’m not giving Mustyballs a dime of my money, ad revenue eyeball views against my will, none of it. He’s actively destroying the United States and fucking with foreign ALLIED nations. How could you not boycott that shit? AND THERE’S NAZIS.

We tried mass tariffs in 1828, and it crashed the economy. We tried again in 1930, and it crashed the economy. Third time’s the charm, I guess.

Btw, if you jumped ship back to X formally known as Twitter… Just know I think it’s stupid af to hang out on a dead platform filled with Nazis. That’s loser shit. 💀 And to my friends who will never go back, I applaud you. ☺️

No exemptions. They voted for this shit and it’s time people got the FAFO they deserve. Or they’ll NEVER LEARN.

I’m gonna miss Val. 😭

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That line makes me think of “Sweet the Sting” from The Beekeeper for some reason. Love Bliss tho. ☺️ (and now I’m listening to beekeeper! 💞)

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Good. Because I really hate Threads.

FYI for those of you who STILL don’t know that Mike Vanderbilt is a sex pest.

Canada, idk wtf is happening in our country but we’ve always loved our friendly maple 🍁 neighbors to the north. ❤️🇨🇦

If you see this, post a vampire and pass it on.

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Love how Bluesky changed their algo to match shitty Threads and now no one can see my posts. And I have to scroll past 100’s of randos while not seeing my followers. Change it back @bsky.app 😤

Look at the little list of wannabe Nazi children making high 6 figure salaries while cutting paid for benefits illegally.

Reminder that piece of shit Elon Musk is using his child as a human shield. 👀

Thank you. I just deleted all app permissions. Pain in my ass but worth the peace of mind! 🧘🏼‍♀️

Look, I don’t post/tweet much because I feel like I’m losing my mind over the coup that’s unfolding. The bandwidth is low. However, Elon hate memes do bring some relief. 🥲

@thegreatpicnic.bsky.social were finally watching Yellowjackets! So good and just finished the first two seasons. Also, have you watched American Primeval on Netflix? Taylor Kitsch is in it! 🥲

So happy to see fellow moots on this app!

Literal facts now. 😭

As a Chiefs fan I am now rooting for The Eagles too. 🦅😌💚💚💚

Matt Reeves told them to fuck off. 🤣

Severance is the best show on television right now. Watched Season 1 again a couple weeks ago and now I’m hanging on every episode of Season 2. This show is phenomenal.

We’ve got her weight up from 4.5 lbs to 6.1 lbs! But the high dose steroid makes her susceptible to respiratory infections. Thank you. ❤️

Huh, maybe we need those senior FAA officials. And comp trollers. 👀

Same same same.