Numbers, very famously, only go up

I don't think I hate a song more than MGMT - kids

Reading the replies and quotes, I fear I simply was on a different planet than most of y'all. Except the guy who said the Education Connection jingle!

I love the pervert as they are my brother but sometimes you gotta look at 'em sideways.

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Fucked up my voice because I was vocal stimming the Joseph Joestar "get to the car now" clip all week

Ludacris after sensitivity training: Feels like a PERSON is hanging from my necklace

Contemporary, non-electoral methods of political change you say?

Got pulled over last night and the guy noticed my work badge had the sheriff's office emblem on it. It was a bullshit stop in the first place but I don't like the thought of getting out of it because he thinks we're peers

Watching Creed 3: Oh wow, a Dempsey Roll. Oh wow, a cross counter. Ball knower. Watching the Akira slide in Nope: DETESTABLE

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Guy who gets his acronyms confused and gets a BSoD but accidently tells his technical support he got an Embodiment of Scarlet Devil

Completely baffling that Mortal Kombat has this reputation for having really good music. It's almost completely carried off the strength ofTechno Syndrome. The music in all the games suck ass! Every single one!

Decora #splatoon #splatoonraiders

Bought a new record and my wife isn't pleased about it

vampire clavicular. is that anything? dravicula?

Foghorn Leghorn you have to stop. You smoke too tough. Your swag too different. Your bitch is too bad. They’ll kill you

the sf6 leak sucks ass. my buddy made me realize that tifa is a makoto function. her ass aint ever coming back dude. why would you add one when you can add the other and bring a new audience. It should have been tekken

I don't care about final fantasy 7. you will never make me care about final fantasy 7

Moon Crisis

Thoughts on blowing a bunch of money on extremely important car modifications

quotes and replies of this are different variations of surf dracula but in earnest. Movie looks great! can't wait for it :)

I think "Poob has it for you" is as funny as the next guy but I think my family has already adopted calling every second string streaming service Puto TV

*only started listening to Tokyo Manaka when Doomer came out voice* I've been listening to Tokyo Manaka way before Brainrot came out!

Nuisance is out the window. If you start a post with "To be fair..." I'm straight up not reading the rest of it. If I'm wrong about or conviniently left out a small detail that portrays something in a negative light, I meant to do that. I said what I mother fuckin said

BREAKING: NuCaloric announces Vapable Hot Dog after disrupting snack food market with last year's Drinkable Cheeseburger.

I liked the ending of Chainsaw Man but even if I didn't, it's still a hall of fame comic. It's pound for pound one of the funniest, most entertaining things I've ever read. Yes, I want a part 3 but that's because I'm a greedy little piggy. Whatever Fujimoto makes next, I will undeniably be seated.

Man what the fuck was Nostalgia Critic's beef with the Batman credit card? That was a good ass joke.

Day 932 erm hellor?

Chainsaw Man: Modelo Especial "There's aliens in it now!"

He didn't even have an epic battle with the final boss bro wtf he just got mid diffed by bugs. Gojo could whup dennis wimp ass 💯

Close enough. Welcome back, Japanese Dekotora!

Honestly unreal how good a picture this is of Panda

We truly stand on the shoulders of giants

As to not misrepresent my brother whom I love, I want to clarify that this is not a text from them. It's from some dickhead whom I hate

I know calling reps is very nerve racking. You're not sure what's the right thing to say, and tbh having a script thrown at me makes things just as nerve racking. I called today, and I figured I'd write up a transcript of how my call went down. Hopefully it helps demystify the process

2021: yeah yeah I'll get to it 🙄 😒 2026: yo have you heard of this new comic lol

We're mostly through the chunin exams now but brother when that second op dropped, I swear a tear came to my eyes. Asian King Fu Generation hit my soul like a fuckin brick

One of the funniest things I've heard on the subject of censorship is my wife agreeing that the comic gender queer SHOULD be banned but only because it's a really shitty comic about how the author was thought they were ace because real sex wasn't like their fan fiction

Happy Marathon day, gamers