This applies to pretending to be ur parent at school and the like.

Heads up, I will gladly be ur aunt or uncle thing. Like you need someone to escape with? Let's go get some food dude. Go play some video games. I won't parent ya but I'll guide ya in the somewhat right, maybe questionable but always punk moral direction.

Asmongold can get wrekt. Idc. Wanting protestors to die? Wack. Come down from your streamer hideaway and be with the fucking people. We the people are PISSED. Homie is part of the rich when we say eat the rich. Just saying. Your little fucktard streamer isn't gunna save you.

Run run run Cum cum cum Exhaustion exhaustion exhaustion The life of a hoe girl.

We are in the middle of a revolutionary time. Be on the right side of history.

This community is weird when it comes to sa.

Mike johnson is literally holding our voice hostage. Refusing to swear in the final vote to release the files without his dusty crusty ass? Boo fucking hoo. Release the files. Fuck Mike johnson. Fuck our government.

🖤Don't be a c*nty republicans wife when I get home...iykyk. you had to be there.🖤 #drag #art #dragperformer #dragthing

Apple gave drumpf a damn trophy. They also caved to the admin by taking the ice tracker app off their store. Boycott apple. IDC how much you like ur iPhone. They don't like you. End of story.

If ur offended by my number tomorrow, I see you.

Me saying "my mom's dead" as a punchline not for pity

AI this, AI that, more like Ayy I need a lobotomy

Ok but being a creature is genuinely an experience and not every individual has that and I just really think it's a unique experience

The government is in full shutdown and the Republicans are refusing to call the House back into session. Want to know why? Because we have secured the final vote on releasing the Epstein Files and they don’t want it out. Call GOP and tell them to swear in @adelitaforcongress.bsky.social.

I'm being the Epstein Files for Halloween idc

This will make sense on Sunday

Turning Cunt USA. Transgender for Everyone tour.

I genuinely hope every 🧊 member either gets killed or kills themselves soon! They are genuinely a terrorist organization run by the U.S. government and are the most disgusting pigs to ever exist

Let's melt ICE.

C'mon Poison #roundhouse #cosplay #poisoncosplay #sf #streetfighter

Everyone who said "if we aren't married by 30, we will marry each other" that clock is TICKING.

Pansexuals. That's it.

The ghouls get it done~

Catch me here Tomorrow night~ Annnnd my diva spooky sister Areal Haunting is gunna be gogo dancing!~ I can't wait!~

Our very ability to create art without persecution is being threatened. BE AWARE. THE OPPOSITE OF WAR ISNT PEACE. ITS CREATION.

Podcast bros wanna benefit off of free speech but will rejoice over Kimmel. If anyone needs to wake up, it's y'all.

Because the parking lot is a suitable garbage can. Just witnessed someone literally throw their cup out their window IN THE PARKING LOT. LIKE WHAT.

I'm just saying if the FBI shows up to my door...

Lmao our administration really wants to persecute ppl who dunk on Kirk lmao An opinion like that'll get you kirked. Js.

Ps: in case we forgot and we think my prior statement is insensitive - drag is political. That's all. And my drag is political.

All I'm saying is that if someone doesn't tell me a Kirk drag number for a comedy horror show is a bad idea, I'm going to do it.

Damn. So no things? Lmao Continuing to perpetuate the idea that drag is ONLY king and queen and that in order to compete you HAVE to identify with one or the other is exactly what the enemy does to us so why do we do it in drag??? How ..hOW HARD is it to recognize things?

Lmao not the curse of September. Maybe Green Day was right.

Lmao why they look like a super villain group? But less cunty. Like if we took drag out of super villains, this is them.

Someone tried to bring their baby into the dispensary tonight. I love my job.

Ok but I forever ate with my Descendants number and had EVERYTHING gone perfectly (I literally had a drop out the day of) it would have been really good.

Me wishing it was HomEnaTale and not StuckUnderHell

IDC I'll be authentically me if it means you'll fuck off

Anyways, I ate a bit I fear #drag #mug #mxmonstermutt

Laptop companies really went backwards when they took out CD players

no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say rudy giuliani died from driving his car into a wall painted to look like a tunnel and all his clothes flew off in the crash and then a sixteen wheeler semi truck ran over his dick and balls. don’t say stuff like that

"May the dogs have mercy on your soul." #artist #graffiti #mixedmedia #art #drawing #queerart #dogart

"Bite the hand that tries to domesticate you!" #art #artist #punkart #graffiti #dogs #queerart

CONTACT HIGH. I MEANT. LMAO

Dear future me: Please make a time traveling device to like intervene at some point in my life so I can get the better ending thanx *Putting this into existence hoping future me visits soon*

Is it possible to get second hand high from just grinding the weed Asking for a dog.

Please please please be aware of what you buy when ur buying canna in Michigan. I get it's cheap but weed shouldn't taste like a cookie. It shouldn't taste like cough medicine. If it's flower, they could be spraying it with wack stuff. Good distillates will still have a heavy weed taste base.

This pussy be the powerhouse of the cell

Me. I'm the creature that ruins the quince

Shout out to Hypatia If a man ever professes his love to me again, I'm taking my menstrual rags and bringing them to him.