Moin. Good afternoon and frohe Pfingsten. My husband got an air conditioner and installed it in our living room. I was super against it. I don't feel it's that hot here and it ruins the lines in my living room. Dear friends, he was right and I was wrong.

Moin. Good morning. It's Pfingsten weekend which is also Gildefest in Wildeshausen. That means the stores are extra stressful this morning.

Ladies and gentlemen, The Weekend.

Moin. Good morning. Actually, desk calendar, it's not going that well. I'm about to have coffee and watch Colbert's last show. 😟

Moin. Good afternoon. Today's desk calendar is appropriate because it about Schulausbildung. My 18 year just came home from his Abitur oral exam in music. He's so depressed because he got nervous and forgot a bunch of stuff even though it was a topic in his wheel house. Performance anxiety. Welp 🤷‍♀️

Moin. Good morning. Honestly, desk calendar, if this were true, my floors would be a lot cleaner. Mündliche Abitur Prüfungen begin today. I have three students in English. As always, I think the exam I created is good, but let's see how they do. Good luck everyone!

Moin. Good afternoon. I spent the entire long weekend working. No really. I read 3 Hausarbeiten and started (didn't finish) the Gutachten. Wrote 2 UB-Protokolle. Created Englisch Oral Abi for tomorrow. Created a politics test for Tuesday. Also cleaning, laundry, ironing, changed ALL the sheets.

Moin. Good morning. Today is Himmelfahrt and Father's Day in Germany, so everything is closed. Happy Father's to all the dads. Also, today's desk calendar is very German. 😉

Moin. Good morning. Desk calendar is right. Don't stick your head in the sand. We have to face and confront some terrible things going on right now. But it's also ok to sit on the sofa in your pj's while eating cereal and watching TV. We need that sometimes too.

For my job I travel to different schools to visit student teachers. I observe them teach and then "beraten." The past 2 months have been intense. I have driven 2355 kilometers (1463 miles) in just 5 weeks. After all the sitting I have a painful hip. My PT thinks it is a schleimbeutelentzündung. 😬

Moin. Good morning. Sometimes you really need a reason to get out of something. Will use this with uncomfortable conversations in the future.

Moin. Good morning. Seems desk calendar might be ready to give up. I feel you, desk calendar. I'm at that point in the school year where I just want it to be over. Case in point, yesterday I spent at my desk working. No mother's day special here. Anyway happy Monday.

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Happy #EuropeDay! 🇪🇺 On 9 May 1950, Robert Schuman had a vision: to build a Union where peace, integration and democratic cooperation go hand in hand. Ever since, we have celebrated this day to remind ourselves of the long way our Union has come and the values that unite us.

Moin. Good morning. Sometimes the answer is right in front of your face but you can't see it.

Moin. Good morning. My 14 year old knows where pizza lives, desk calendar... I'm in the middle of a crazy driving week again. I hate the A29!

Moin. Good morning. Oh, desk calendar. I think this Every time when I watch the current administration. Anyways... It's time for the Math Abitur! My son is so over it. He admitted it all comes down to the questions today. Somethings he can do, others not. Good luck to everyone taking math today!

Moin. Good morning. Unfortunately too many of these "Könner" now work in the White House. 🙄 Anyway... Today is Cinco de Mayo and Taco Tuesday, which is a coincidence I can get behind.

Moin. Good morning. I think desk calendar is missing a better comparison: 30 minutes of extra sleep or geil aussehen. 30 minutes of extra sleep. Every time. Happy Monday 😊

Happy May Day!! On this day celebrating workers and the labor movement I am ... working. Sadly paperwork still needs to be done. I will take time off this evening for a BBQ and to watch my favorite film celebrating the American worker. ✊

Moin. Good morning. Didn't get any pictures this morning. Had to get Christopher out of the house and myself to school. Today is the English Abitur! Good luck to everyone in Niedersachsen writing English.

Moin. Good morning. The Abitur continues today in Niedersachsen with Politics. My son is a little nervous. This one can be up or down for him depending on the topic. Fingers crossed for him that it's a good one. Also today's desk calendar makes sense in German, in English not so much! 😆

Moin. Good morning. I choose my Crete mug today because I am yearning for a vacation. Not a return to the US to visit family thing. Not a weekend away. A proper vacation of sitting on a beach, staring at water, sleeping, eating and drinking wine. A girl can dream.

Moin. Good morning. Time to start another week. How's everyone doing? Did you have a good weekend? Today's desk calendar makes me think of my Referendare, student teachers. All those plans... 🫠

Moin. Good morning. Sending this to all of my math teacher friends. Remember that game show Are you smarter than a 5th grader? Apparently they are not.

I keep collecting articles about how AI is not helping our kids learn. I also think the push for AI in schools is to reduce the number of teachers... it's bad for my students and for my profession.

I mean, fair. Avoid men, German police association chief tells women share.google/NwXFi2kmWcTq...

Moin. Good afternoon. I woke up with a small headache and blurry vision in my right eye. This usually means a migraine is coming. I took something and laid back down. Now I'm not a 100% but showered, dressed and ready to drive to Oldenburg for an Unterrichtsbesuch. Yes, desk calendar, I'm a wonder.

Moin. Good morning. Look, desk calendar, I was going to go jogging this morning but it is 1 degree outside. It's not Faulheit. It's self-preservation.

Moin. Good morning. Although desk calendar is correct, that is a combination I can no longer personally support. My first thought when seeing those three things: ugh, acid reflux!

Moin. Good morning. Aw, thanks, desk calendar. That's very sweet of you to stay. It's Monday everyone. Are you ready?

Moin. Good morning. Glad to see the blueskies are a bit more stable this morning. Good job, team. I figured it might be DDOS attacks. I'm Unterwegs in Emden today, which means the A28. A bit better? And no worries, desk calendar. After my coffee I should be Schlagfertig.

And why is he mad? Because they are going to tax people who own property in NYC but don't live there. No one is fleeing. "How dare you tax me?" Is what POTUS meant to say.

Moin. Good morning. Desk calendar is in a good mood for once. So let's all take that with us today. I am Unterwegs in Jever... oh no... the A29 again. 🤦‍♀️

Moin. Good morning. Yes, desk calendar, I know life is not a wishconcert. But why do I feel like I am sometimes living in the dumbest timeline?

New reading delivered. Took my calcium, poured some tea and put on my reading glasses. Yes, I am definitely this book's target audience.

Moin. Good morning. I am Unterwegs in Wilhelmshaven today. The entire drive I was debating which is worse, the A29 in Niedersachsen or I94 in Michigan. Discuss amongst yourselves. 🙃

It’s profoundly ignorant to suggest that the Pope should be fighting crime on behalf of the Catholic Church. Anyone who was remotely familiar with Roman Catholicism would know that that’s what Daredevil is for

Moin. Good morning. I choose my Chicago mug for no particular reason this morning... 😉🫠

Trump talking about Orban tomorrow...

So glad that Orban conceded. The other guy isn't amazing but a step in a positive direction. 🇭🇺

Ma este Európa szíve erősebben dobog Magyarországon. Europe’s heart is beating stronger in Hungary tonight.

Moin. Good morning. I got up around 3:55 and watched some of the Artemis II coverage. Since getting up an hour ago, I've been scrolling through videos and pictures of this amazing journey. Remember when astronauts were our heroes and science was cool? We can have nice things...

Humanity did that. Science did that. Publicly-funded research did that. Excellent universities did that. Diversity did that. International cooperation did that. Artemis II is a perfect example of what we can do at our best. Welcome home, Integrity crew!

He's home! "War ganz ok." He wrote the entire 5 hours and is a bit worried that he might get a point or two deduction for Rechtschreibung because he didn't have time to check everything. Says that he will do an oral Nachprüfung if he gets below 13 points. 🫠

Moin. Good morning. Today is first day of the Abitur exams in Niedersachsen First up: Geschichte (history) If you can send good vibes, especially for my son, who is super nervous.

Moin. Good morning. Man, I hate waking up with a headache.

Moin. Good morning. Desk calendar, why so spicy this morning? Oh, is it because POTUS is terrible? Talk about a Hackfresse.

I am trying to preserve my sanity today because you know... The President is threatening to commit war crimes... so here is a cute video from the Artemis II crew as an 80s sitcom youtube.com/shorts/zJxvU...

Moin. Good morning. Spring break is almost over. Tomorrow we all go back to school, so I guess it's time to get back to our daily routine. Also, how / why did a random picture of a bonfire get so many likes? 🤔