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Happy Trans Day of Visibility to all the trans people I do not particularly fuck with!!!! I hope you assholes have a nice day too!

"Trans Comedians Take On Trump's America with Dylan McKeever, River Butcher, and Sammy Mowrey" by @adamconover.net w/ @deemakes.bsky.social, @riverbutcher.bsky.social, @sammymowrey.bsky.social www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eo8_...

I can always find a parking spot at the Silverlake Trader Joes because I approach it with a pure heart and love for my fellow man

Someone should make an @adamconover.net egg posting acct

Transness is a threat to the dominant culture (positive)

Tbh Ru Paul should’ve let Jewels shoot Arrietty with a gun for stealing her jokes

If tenderqueers decided to use their powers for good the left would be unstoppable

If we should ban anything it should be saying “Im just a little guy” if you’re over thirty

Took a muscle relaxer and I stg the writing on High Potential makes more sense now. Love this television program!!!

Hello to my gorgeous new followers. Join my email list if you want to know when I’ll be doing stand up in your town: bit.ly/3CunHg8

I learned Sunday night that Boston hates Maine which is totally fine but idk if there’s any place they do not hate???

Ok they should know too???

Ciabatta is almost never the correct bread for a given sandwich

Valentines day but for posting the person you’re “taking things slow with”

Im making Adam’s fans are turn on him…. All according to SCHEDULE

I will eat your steaks with my hands!!!! (i am opening for Adam to be clear)

She’s kinda like if Bowser slayed

If nonbinary people don’t exist who will get your mullet haircuts, Donald Trump?

They should invent a bisexual woman with a boyfriend but Im the boyfriend

Being trans sucks bc sometimes you find yourself googling “where to buy a suit for a guy like me” and that’s humiliating

Look at this absolute poem

Hello to my gorgeous new followers. Join my email list if you want to know when I’ll be doing stand up in your town: bit.ly/3CunHg8

Ive never been closer to starting a substack

Well, they haven't fixed their hearts, so

Guy (me) who is rooting for The Eagles cuz he likes saying “Go Birds”

The time for validity discourse in the queer community is over. That was a LUXURY. Some of u gotta learn some grit real fast. Im not joking, even a little.

FYI

It’s just the greatest feeling in the world to tell jokes about being trans in front of trans people 💕

Obsessed with opening for a Sell Out™️ 👼

somebody called this site "full of hall monitors" yesterday and i can't stop thinking about it D: we need to fix that, we need shit posts, we need stupid fights, we need people acting insane

Clocked me

This is Apple Intelligence's most dangerous error yet. This "AI" summary represented @sammymowrey.bsky.social as horny. In reality, Sammy was NOT horny. AI misinformation is poisoning our society and must be regulated by the gvmt

People say we’re alike, They say we've got the same hair

RIP David Lynch if anyone hot needs a shoulder to cry on Im here

Loving LA is so back

My dad put me and my uncle in a groupchat so they could brag to me about my cousin meeting Biden. And, the other day I had to explain that the Improv is a chain of comedy clubs to them. I’m featuring all weekend in Dallas at the Addison Improv for @adamconover.net www.adamconover.net/tourdates/

DALLAS! I'll be performing a brand new hour of standup at the Addison Improv theater January 10th, 11th, and 12th! Get tickets at adamconover.net/tourdates!

“The old switcheroo”

They need to invent a dating app for single people so I can get on the ground floor of creating the most toxic bisexual polycule in history

for you, for 2025

I Think You Should Leave remains a comfort show. Tim Robinson is so good at being on the verge of tears for the stupidest shit.

In for 2025: the gay bar

As someone who hates being called handsome I rly felt it when Chappell Roan said “who can blame a girl? Call me hot, not pretty.”

The sort of premise of gay men is that they all think they can sing

Look at what was taken in “sweeps” of homeless encampments. projects.propublica.org/impact-of-ho...

I just rewatched When Harry Met Sally and I couldn’t help but wonder, what’s the queer version of “men and women can’t be friends”?

Every week I watch Sex Lives of College Girls and every week I wish they would k*ll Kimberly off