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And this in La Presse... www.lapresse.ca/contexte/202...

I'll summarize this: Mamdani asked NYers to keep air conditioning at 78 degrees. A wave criticism hit online. A MSNBC broadcast pointed out the US Department of Energy recommends that 78 degree figure. Immediately after, the US Department of Energy deleted 6,000 web pages related to energy saving.

Hey @marcus-antonius.bsky.social, why was Eleanor Rigby’s orgy unpopular? Nobody came.

Hey @marcus-antonius.bsky.social...

Concordia mass shooter Valery Fabrikant dies in prison. No doubt he blames his victims and the legal system for causing that death and will be filing several legal challenges from the afterlife. montrealgazette.com/news/concord...

Hey @occtranspo.bsky.social, the Pinecrest station bus stop has moved to the LRT station. There are footpaths to Pinecrest and to Dumaurier.

Councillor Rachel Chernos Lin appears to be asking questions about road safety and crossing guards while driving.

90% of modern media criticism just sounds like this

Beaucoup de gens accusent les médias de lier l'attaque dans Côte-des-Neiges au mouvement Incel, arguant que son manifeste cible d'abord la communauté juive. Quelques faits: Le mot "juif" apparaît 9 fois (en anglais); Femmes/filles: 197; Et l'auteur évoque son "célibat involontaire" 3 fois.

Whole wheat buns! 😋

Hey @marcus-antonius.bsky.social, do you know why zombies won't eat the brains of clowns? They taste funny.

The moderators of the AskCanada subreddit were so sick of posts that were like "American here, I come in peace, we're so ashamed of Trump, please adopt us, do you still like me Y/N" that they posted a new rule with what I thought was a very well-expressed sentiment

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Spotted on Reddit. 😁

Hey @marcus-antonius.bsky.social, my friend has a job circumcising elephants. The pay is bad, but the tips are HUGE!

My new uleFone Armor Mini 5 4G keypad phone. Needs a few improvements. Left: uleFone Armor 21. Right: uleFone Armor Mini 20T Pro. Dual SIM, Android 11 Go edition, 1 GB memory, 8 GB storage, Max. 32 GB microSD, 240x320 touchscreen, 2500 mAh battery, 171 grams.

82 years ago this week, June 6, 1944, James M. Doohan of Vancouver, led a company of Royal Winnipeg Rifles ashore at Juno beach. He would be shot 6 times, survive and go on to become Scotty on Star Trek. #StarTrek

There's nothing quite as radicalizing as the day you realize that the ruling class doesn't like full employment

This phone is making me go down a deep rabbit hole of constraints and compromises. I can't imagine the technological, financial, and political headaches the company had to go through just to make this thing.

If you like these mixed use buildings, congratulations, you're a commie now

Please enjoy my cartoon for Friday's Toronto Star

Introducing the tanuki ball sack bag you never knew you needed until today ("his balls get bigger as you shop"). You're welcome.

Ugh! Tried to set up an account with Freedom Mobile, but their system is horribly broken! I've wasted too much time on this. Does anyone know where I can get a cheap plan for my upcoming backup phone? The original data requirement was 40 GB for the year at $15/month after taxes.

So I ordered this silly thing, a uleFone Armor Mini 5 keypad phone. I want to find out if such a phone is still usable in this day and age. It's slightly smaller in width and height than my Armor Mini 20, and 2/3 the thickness.

New morning weigh-in: 185 lbs. I've lost 45 lbs since October.

Another sign I'm getting old: I'm getting the shingles vaccine tonight. 💉

Busy weekend. I've made both bread and pizza. No, I'm not opening a restaurant or bakery. 😁

Two of the three pizzas. I forgot to take a picture of the middle one. I need to find a way to pre-cook the dough in a way that it won't puff up. Pre-cook too long and the crust shatters when you press down on the bubbles.

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A naughty picture of my hot buns. 🔥

Hey @marcus-antonius.bsky.social, I once got fired from a job because I kept asking customers if they preferred, “Smoking or non-smoking." They said the proper terms were “Cremation or burial”.

Please enjoy my cartoon for Wednesday's Toronto Star

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Further progress on my weight loss. Last October, I weighed 230 lbs. Last month, I hit 190 lbs. This morning, I weighed 186.8 lbs. I'm not ill. I simply cut out sugar from my diet. That stuff was killing me.

Hey @marcus-antonius.bsky.social, never trust your balls. They're NUTS!!!

Hey @marcus-antonius.bsky.social, what do you use on a pig with a bad skin rash? Oinkment.

I finished the long form #census today! It only took me about 15 minutes.

Why did I dream that I moved to the United States? 😱

Hey @marcus-antonius.bsky.social, what does an I.T. support person and a stormtrooper have in common? Troubleshooting.

Friday #ClassicCartoon

Hey @marcus-antonius.bsky.social, what do you call a dog who is a member of a Parish? A PAW-rishioner.

Hey @marcus-antonius.bsky.social, something spicy:

Spotted on Reddit this week following the White House Correspondence Dinner incident.

Hey @marcus-antonius.bsky.social, why do golfers always carry two condoms? In case they have a hole-in-one.

Hey @marcus-antonius.bsky.social, sad news. A man died after falling into a vat of coffee. His wife told reporters, "at least he didn't suffer - it was instant."