I’ll be thinking about this at the most inappropriate times. “I’d like a large iced americano with a squirt of oat milk please. Oops! I mean splash of oat milk.” 🤭

#ArtisticJohn #thick #hairy #assillustration @judasmatthew.bsky.social

Dad doesn’t know what the threat part means but here’s my contribution to the thread. 😈

Dat ass makes me loco en la cabeza, amor

Happy tummeh Chueshdaaay ✈️

I was so busy dancing and prancing and laughing and connecting en Playa Zipolite for somos that I missed the Bad Bunny concert. Watching it now, I must say… órale!!! 🥵🤤

If you haven’t seen 28 Years Later: The Boner Tentpole, it’s worth a visit to the theater while it still has screens devoted to it. Wow. Also, Samson could get it any day of the week.

Did somebody say fat ass Friday? Let’s start a new trend to help get those fat cocks to show up today for our regularly scheduled programming. Quote to add your own 😈🤤

This is making me question my atheistic philosophy right about now 😇😮‍💨

I love that I took this photo 📸😈

For your cumsideration #humpday

Enjoy your Monday, y’all 😜 #mcm

Drag me for using AI to generate images, but Iunno, I kinda like honing my ability to understand what different agents can do well and how to craft my prompts to get the best results. Call it a morbid curiosity? Anyway, pretty happy with this outcome. Am I dumb? Should I delete it? lol

Apple’s spatial scene feature is so wild for this. Anyway, happy hump day, queers! 😘

Can I join too? 😈

My fur is great at catching what doesn’t land in my mouth. Repost if you’d clean it up with your mouth 😜

Look who’s making it rain & pour… hot jizz, that is. It’s “regulation hottie” @gaysubsocks1.bsky.social 🤤

Facials are a crucial element of #selfcare

Happy birthday to me. Send nudes 😜

Thanks for the inspiration @gaysubsocks1.bsky.social 😈

Holy hell. Yes it’s an oxymoron, but idc cuz the thought of being between these thighs has me lusty and dumb af 🤤

Happy #mcm ya filthy animals

Is it too late for the humps? 🐫

Go right ahead, stud

Some #mcm for your nerves. ChatGPT says: That means milked cock & moaning. Volume on?

Happy Monday (or whatever day it is in your reality), 🦋 sexies

One of y’all (you know who you are) really has me bricked up beyond all ability to function. Happy #fcf, ya sexy people in my phone. 😈

Just another #mcm 😜

Got some juicy prime beef to sink your teeth into

Fuck… it’s a Monday 😜

Had a blast on hump day yesterday. 😈

Want some?

Happy hole-days! 😘

Happy hole-days! 😘

To my )'( friends and fam, love you 😉

Happy FAF/FCF, you sexy people 😈😘

Happy belated tchummy tchewsday

Repost with 5 perfect albums: 1- Madonna - Confessions on a Dancefloor 2- Alanis - Jagged Little Pill 3- Rihanna - ANTI 4- Lady Gaga - Born This Way 5- Robyn - Body Talk Not to say these are the top 5– just 5 I think are perfect that I could think of right away 😌

Hump day is usually leg day for me at the gym and my butt is definitely feeling it

Bird app saw it first… happy hump day bsky 😘

Oh shit we got a media tab now!! Post more pole!

Thick and creamy for ya