I actually do not want to know what Gen Z Republicans "think," because there's no actual thought there. Just recycled tropes from every other generation's wannabe rebels.

How much do average, non-tech bros hate AI? One of the local radio stations just played their new station tagline over the air... "Guaranteed human."

I just saw a commercial for the new "Directed by Bradley Cooper" movie, which included a pull quote reading "Laura Dern is a revelation." Didn't see who wrote this, but was this their first ever Laura Dern movie? Laura Dern was a revelation in 1985, Smooth Talk. And 1986, Blue Velvet. Not in 2025.

Erika Kirk lives with the sad reality that nobody cared who she was while her husband was still alive, that no one cared what she thought until he was assassinated, and that no one will call her again once this news cycle finally draws its last breath in the very near future.

I just got back from an alternate universe where Emma McCay starred Emma Watson, Emma Mackey, Emma Roberts, amd Emma Corrin, and was written by Emma Thompson and directed by Emma Stone.

Who the F*CK is this other dude on the Sweet James billboards? #losangeles

Believe it or not, 2026 will be the 50th anniversary of the release of the first Stephen King adaptation, Kerry. In those 50 years, only two Stephen King adaptations have been nominated for Best Picture: the Shawshank Redemption, and The Green Mile. Both written and directed by Frank Darabont...

I don't even know how to process the news about Rob Reiner's murder.

It's very easy to be sentimental about Warner Brothers, but there hasn't been a Warner brother in charge of WB since November 14, 1966, one year to the day before I was born. Sure, Jack was head of production for another three years after he sold his stake to Kinney, but he wasn't in charge.

Be careful out there, everyone. Someone broke into my car last night and left two copies of Olivia Nuzzi's new book on my passenger seat.

Theory... Quentin Tarantino has already made his last film. Not he's made a film in secret, but OUATIH is his final film. I suspect he's painted himself into a corner with this "final film" bullshit, and no other script will be good enough to be a satisfying and definitive career summation.

Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (either War or Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.

My worry-free philosophy? Lola Falana

"Tax the rich," or "hang the rich?" Why not both Let's start with this fucking asshat.

So now we know AI wearables will be the next big tech failure.

I used to be able to be alone.

Did you know that Jim Henson had two songs in the Billboard Top 40 during his lifetime? In 1970, as the Sesame Street character Ernie, the song Rubber Duckie reached Number 16 on the charts. In 1979, as Kermit the Frog, the song Rainbow Connection reached Number 25 on the charts.

Watching mid-2000's Sesame Street with my daughter, which occasionally had Michael Jeter on as Mr. Noodle's brother Mr. Noodle, and I'm once again reminded just how much we lost with his passing.

Here is what I know about Mr. Steyer... He is a billionaire elitist who invested in companies that operated private prisons. I know there is no such thing as a "perfect" candidate. But profiting off of the suffering of people, even prisoners, is pretty much a non-starter for this CA resident.

If you live in Los Angeles County and have a child under 18, you can get them a free membership to LACMA that includes a plus one for an adult. I'm taking my 20 month old daughter Poppy to her first museum trip today. www.lacma.org/free-members...

My five fave Scorsese's for a fellow Scorpio's birthday... 1) Kundun 2) After Hours 3) The King of Comedy 4) The Last Waltz 5) The Last Temptation of Christ

TIL I was one day old when Martin Scorsese's first feature film was released in theatres.

The Pope understands more about cinema than Jeffrey Wells.

I was momentarily befuddled by the unexpected and welcome arrival of John Malkovich to the proceedings.

Yeah, this was policy at several of the movie theatre companies I worked for over the years, except ours were 5/10. Frankly, I wouldn't be surprised to learn that this has always been their policy, but just that it's being enforced more now. Still not going to shop at Target ever again

Things I've learned about Chappel Roan listening to her album... 1) She likes to fuck. A lot. 2) But she wants to get to you know you better. 3) But not over coffee. 4) Everything good happens after midnight. 5) She loves going clubbing. 6) She really loves to fuck. A lot of

I am amazed at just how many people have blocked me in the past two days for vocalizing support for the fired reporters from Teen Vogue.

Mamdami really is cleaning up New York City, and he hasn't officially been named Mayor yet!

Oh no! The website for sports bros who think "Da Bears!" is still culturally relevant might move out of the big apple if a decent person is elected mayor.

"I could smell the onions and mustard."

Locutus of Borg supports Andrew Cuomo for NYC Mayor.

We're finally going to get AF's Rumours!!! www.stereogum.com/2328293/arca...

You know, it's a damn shame we never got a Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead cinematic universe.

I wonder if Jeffrey the Clown knows there already is a Smarthouse Festival for Motion pictures shot on Smartphones...

Oh my goodness!!! This game...

Who knew that 248 years of American checks and balances were really just smoke and mirrors?

Never forget Baby Goebbles has Bachelor of Arts in... checks notes... philosophy.

Mike Johnson has been very busy. Very very busy going on any show that will let him spew his bullshit.

My Dodgers/Blue Jays World Series predictions: Dodgers in 6. Series MVP: Kiké Hernandez George Springer will go 0 for 0, serving a new record for most times a player is hit by a pitch, 24 Some "fans" will still call Dave Roberts the worst Dodgers manager ever, and call for him to get fired.

If you are in the Los Angeles area this weekend and want to see @realgdt.bsky.social's Frankenstein in a theatre, please consider the Art Theater in Long Beach. Great old independent theatre, newly restored, wonderful neighborhood, and reasonably priced. arttheatrelongbeach.org

Yesterday's incredible thrift store find. Only $2 each.

There is a time when Newsom would have been my first choice for President. Now? He would only be my choice if he somehow secured the nomination from my party. My party is broken.

An interesting choice for a sequel, since it was the ladies and not the brothers who were the most interesting part of the original film. And no Maxine Bahns = a pass from me.

Jared Leto has never been a movie star and oozes a creepiness only equaled by James Franco, and how Hollywood hasn't learned either of these lessons yet is beyond baffling.

This is why I love them Dodgers... Kyle Schwarber of the Phillies launched a moonshot off Yamamoto in Game 3 of the NLDS this week, the Dodgers put up a commemorative plaque for his rare accomplishment. Only Schwarber and Willie Stargell have ever cleared the right field pavilion at Dodger Stadium.

My copy of Taylor Swift's new LP has been sitting in a FedEx warehouse in Chino for three days now. Chino is 35 miles from my house. It would take me 17 1/2 hours to walk to Chino, pick up my album, and another 17 1/2 hours to walk home... and that's still less time than it's been sitting there.

ICE is raiding a car wash three blocks from my house in North Long Beach. MS-13 is not washing cars for tips there. The Mexican cartels aren't running drugs through there. This is just intolerable cruelty for the sake of cruelty. Fuck ICE.

Why make Will Arnett look like David Tennant, when you probably could have gotten David Tennant?

Meet the new anchors of the CBS Evening News: Chaya Raichik and Phillip Buchanan.

I've got explosive diarrhea, yo!