Of all the times Bob’s gone for a burton I think that’s the first time he’s gone fully submerged 😂 #GoneFishing

Campbell is just bloody genius! #Taskmaster

Keep training Yasin 👍🏼 #bhafc

No Van Hecke or Dunk, can we be disappointed with a point and clean sheet? #bhafc

Dear influencers and content creators. Don’t call your video “POV” if it’s not from your POV. Twats.

Was really looking forward to seeing #Weapons after the good reviews to find it's about a fucking witch 🙄 Load of old bollocks.

😒 #BHAFC

What’s the likelihood we’re the first team to get a thumping at Anfield? #BHAFC

Snipers should not be allowed in #BlackOps

Where the hell is Ted? #GoneFishing

Started watching the new #StrangerThings. It’s just more of the same isn’t it.

Why the hell is kick off at 2:05? #BHAFC

It’s that lovely time of year where you get to open your blinds when you leave for work and then close them when you come home.

Is it just me or does Rachel Reeves sound like Angela Barnes? #Budget2025

Three #BHAFC emails already today. Regularly receiving at least 2 or 3 a day from the club... Calm down Barber mate.

“Oh fuck off.” Me after every round in #OnlyConnect is explained.

Fancy re-watching Stepbrothers for some reason #BHAFC

Just seen Welbeck’s finish #BHAFC

Why are people in toothpaste and toothbrush adverts so weird?

Glen Powell looks like someone asked chatGPT to create David Duchovny and Gerard Butler. #RunningMan

Definitely Hitlers! #HitlersDNA

Goldstone model at the Seagulls Superstore at the Amex #BHAFC

Phil looks like Maisie #Taskmaster

I see the xenophobic, bigoted, fascist racists on #facebook are remembering the people that defeated fascism. #LestWeForget

When the song Three Lions was released it was 30 years of hurt. For next year's #WorldCup2026 it will be 30 years of 30 years of hurt...

Mars bars are over rated.

@lastexittonowhere.bsky.social Hi, would a Brewster's Millions design be in your remit? I'd wear a 'None of the above' design.

No government will tax the mega rich because it's the mega rich that funds them. It's like biting the hand that feeds you. It will always be the poor that pay the highest prices in this country, even with a so called socialist party. So for that reason, I'm out (will protest vote). #NoneOfTheAbove

"We just need to be getting results from the teams we should be beating". Well there's one! #BHAFC

Criminal that it’s only half an hour #GoneFishing

If you’re going to have #Costa coffee machines in petrol station shops you need to appoint a staff member to look after them. Clean them, keep them stocked etc. Especially the amount you charge. #CostaCoffee

The full message was actually “Mrs. Brown’s Boys is shit!” #Uncanny #UncannyCommunity

@dankackroyd.bsky.social Saw this and thought of you. If you have TikTok… vm.tiktok.com/ZNd3jartb/

Make Minis mini again! 👊 #BMW #Mini

If the Green Party became anti-immigration racists and fascist liars, their every statement would be headline news, hour after hour, on the BBC and they'd be permanent fixtures on Question Time.

Listened to the new Lily Allen album #WestEndGirl. Musically it's not all that. Repetitive & generic patterns of speech in the lyrics, nothing very memorable or catchy. It'll do well because we all know who it's about. If it was about a non famous ex it wouldn't be doing so well.

Jack and Dani 👀 Cockney #HouseOfGames

First episode of the new series and Bob didn’t let us down 😂 #GoneFishing

…aaand away… #GoneFishing

STOP WINDIN’! #GoneFishing

Why is Joe so sure of himself when he got Mark completely wrong? #CelebrityTraitors

The older I get the harder I find it to hide the disdain and lack of respect I have for some people. Life's too short to tolerate cunts and arseholes.

Still reeling that someone can't know who Helen Mirren and Dame Judi Dench are... #CelebrityTraitors

New #GoneFishing on Sunday lads!!

Everyone just ignore the clocks going back on Sunday. They'll have to change the rule then. #GMT

Is this the world’s rudest game of football? #ARSATM #ChampionsLeague

Time to roll out this beauty again. #BHAFC

I wasn’t looking forward to Alan Carr in this but thankfully he’s one of the only ones keeping this light hearted and fun #CelebrityTraitors