Over the course of this season do actually deserve European football? #BHAFC

I don’t know why Sacha Baron Cohen, a certified comedy genius would partake in #LadiesFirst. The screenplay must have been much better than the end result. #Netflix

Watching #TheBoroughs and thinking why the hell is Geena Davis playing a role in a retirement village? She’s SEVENTY!?

Joanna’s Mr. Bump looks like it should be a prop from an Inside No.9 episode #Taskmaster

Something off about that Mackenzie Shirilla’s parents. #TheCrash #Netflix

What’s the betting we end up 10th on Sunday. #BHAFC

I’m not sure Coogan has the gravitas for the role. #Legends #Netflix

Very Brightony #BHAFC

I’m bringing back the word ‘glamourpuss’ and I’m bringing it back for Amy Gledhill 😍 #taskmaster

Why the fuck are they all acting like this means something?? #BAFTAS

Hands up who wants to live in the Britain of David Attenborough, not the Britain of Reform.

Keep Britain Kind

The year is 2026. And they still cannot make a milk carton that pours properly.

So #HMRC can miscalculate the tax you pay each month and just take what they're owed in a single hit if they get it wrong can they? Cunts.

I heard #Threads was the most popular twitter alternative now. Gave it a go but it’s literally full of fucking Reform pricks and AI generated OF ladies.

Wait, is she just Gregg in disguise? #Masterchef

They should tell drummers when they join a band most of their time is spent waiting for fucking guitarists to tune…

Why are their nationalities important in snooker? Who cares? #Snooker

Also, the first thing he does is tells his friends it's not his music and they just ignore that do they?

Yesterday, is a shit premise for a film. The music of the Beatles was written over a few different eras by different people but we're expected to believe one man wrote these vastly differing songs over the course of a few weeks or months?

We've come a long way lol... #BHAFC

Joke club. #CFC

Just get a move on and finish series 2 of Ludwig ffs #BBC. What's the hold up? #Ludwig

We have a habit of dropping our quality against poor sides but not last night 🙂 It was nice to see us raise our game against a shit team rather than be brought down to their level for a change. #BHAFC #CFC

NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - JOBS FOR JESUS Artist: monkeon https://b3ta.com/board/11427547 From the 'Jobs for Jesus' challenge https://b3ta.com/challenge/jobsforjesus/popular/ #JobsForJesus

If you’re going to have a convex mirror at the end of your drive at least clean it now and again.

This is the box that #Amazon used for my cymbal bag.

If you’re going to have videos of your podcast, don’t forget to make sure the microphones are absolutely fucking enormous and cover your face.

Errr nerrr derrrnt #Taskmaster

What’s wrong with this app today ffs.

Looks like there’s a disturbing return of the mullet/tache combo.

I wonder what Skyler and Walt Jr. would be doing now. #BreakingBad

Can we recognise the brilliant assistant refereeing spotting two very close offsides 👏🏼👏🏼 #bhafc #MoTD #BurnleyFC

That Dave channel has something for everyone. As long as everyone likes Would I Lie To You. #Dave #WILTY

We seem to have a habit of raising our game to match the top teams and lowering our game to match bottom teams. Annoying. #bhafc

Have you ever sat in a supermarket car park for ages because you saw someone go in that you really cannot stand and waited until said person leaves? No me neither.

TACO Tuesday

When you tie #Spurs into a long term contract knowing they will sack you in a few months #BHAFC

God's sake, why did they have to do it so late? #Artemis #NASA

What is it about BBC DJs, presenters and news readers that makes them especially drawn to children? #ScottMills

Thought that was Lee Mack #Grace #ITV

I’ve got a good idea if you run a fuel station. Make your fuel a few pence cheaper than all the others. You’ll sell more and make more profit.

I hope whoever came up with the Pepto-Bismol song has a long and painful death.

I love the cheeky way some people list their banal interests in their bio and add "not necessarily in that order" 😜

I'm not saying I'm short but I don't risk going to Disney Land in case Snow White doesn't let me out.

Finally got around to watching the end of #StrangerThings How is it that even when the world is going to shit and their lives are in imminent danger they still find a few minutes to have meaningful conversations. To open up and admit what they did or said earlier in that episode was wrong?

Am I on acid?? #TheChase