When you tie #Spurs into a long term contract knowing they will sack you in a few months #BHAFC

God's sake, why did they have to do it so late? #Artemis #NASA

What is it about BBC DJs, presenters and news readers that makes them especially drawn to children? #ScottMills

Thought that was Lee Mack #Grace #ITV

I’ve got a good idea if you run a fuel station. Make your fuel a few pence cheaper than all the others. You’ll sell more and make more profit.

I hope whoever came up with the Pepto-Bismol song has a long and painful death.

I love the cheeky way some people list their banal interests in their bio and add "not necessarily in that order" 😜

I'm not saying I'm short but I don't risk going to Disney Land in case Snow White doesn't let me out.

Finally got around to watching the end of #StrangerThings How is it that even when the world is going to shit and their lives are in imminent danger they still find a few minutes to have meaningful conversations. To open up and admit what they did or said earlier in that episode was wrong?

Am I on acid?? #TheChase

Petrol stations literally full of useless dads getting shit flowers with their kids. #MothersDay

In a world of HSTikkyTokky’s be a Cole Palmer #CFC #Manosphere

Happy Mother’s Day to HSTikkyTokky’s mum. Done an amazing job hun. #Manosphere #HSTikkyTokky

With stats like that this game is clearly only going one way 🙃 #BHAFC

As a kid and then as a teenager I read and watched a lot of science-fiction and not once did they mention we’d be constantly doing software updates.

What winds me up is when someone thinks they are being a successful wind up with you. Ooh winding you up is it *inserts fishing emoji. No, it isn't. But you thinking you're being a good wind up is what's winding me up. But then they see that as you just being wound up about the original wind up...

Why are petrol suppliers raising the prices on fuel they've already bought? When they have to pay more by all means pass the cost on to the customer but to raise prices on fuel already paid for is pure fucking greed! #BP #Shell #ESSO #Asda

How come it's only in tabloid news that someone "BLASTS" what someone else says? "Quentin Tarantino blasts Rosanna Arquette's Comments!"

Just seen someone wearing a woolly hat and teeshirt.

Surely the technology in TVs has reached a peak now and they're just making up new techy sounding words in order to sell more TVs?

If the government is considering a ban for under 16s using social media, does that also mean parents must stop using their children for profit on social media?

Tax those massive, and massively polluting, American pick ups into oblivion. This is Hertfordshire not fucking Wyoming.

Pathetic weaklings starting to complain about hay fever.

Where to? Artist: Ninj https://b3ta.com/board/11426117 From the 'Paul Verhoeven' challenge https://b3ta.com/challenge/paulverhoeven/popular/ #PaulVerhoeven

I’m not saying I’m feeling flush but I’ve just set a shopping site search result from high to low.

#Amazon, what's the point in giving me the option to have various items delivered together to cut down on emissions and carbon footprint etc. but then dispatching them separately anyway?

Crufts isn’t for dogs, it’s for people and it doesn’t put the welfare of dogs first. #Crufts2026 #BoycottCrufts

Come on we deserve a point at least! #BHAFC

Listening to the latest Evil Genius podcast and from what I can tell Russell Kane only has 2 jokes. The Nick Grimshaw look-a-like one and the toxic cockney dad, council estate upbringing one. Seems to crowbar those in on everything he does.

I've just #QuitGPT. I didn't pay for the service but if you directly fund fascism right thinking people will bin you off. #DeleteChatGPT

How many wars will #Trump start and how far will they escalate in an effort to divert media attention away from his crimes? #FuckTrump #FuckMAGA

Apparently it’s the 33rd anniversary of Falling Down. Wearing this in tribute today. @lastexittonowhere.bsky.social

The main argument against the #GreenParty from right wing dipsticks seems to be they are up in arms about the possibility of having cleaner air and better generally environmentally friendly policies in place.

I'd never heard of Gorton and Denton until recently but well done lads 👏👏 Place sounds like it would be full of Reform/Tories but that gives me hope. #GreenParty #ReformParty

We all got over Tourette's-gate now have we? #Baftas #Tourettes.

Four years ago Russia began it's full scale invasion of Ukraine. They expected it to fall in days. They were wrong. Long live Ukraine.

Someone needs to invent an app that will block all mentions of key words that you want blocked from all your other apps, news and social media. I'd love to be able to browse social media and my news apps without seeing the fucking name #Trump. Unless it's because he's dead.

Watching #CallMyBluff on #BBC4 and I’ve realised it’s basically the OG #WILTY.

Many people asking why BBC didn’t edit it out but I suspect they wanted it editing for the wrong reason. Because it’s a racist slur. Should have been edited out but acknowledged in the room for John’s sake. #Baftas #Tourettes

I don't see many articles or posts asking how John Davidson is feeling. He must have been absolutely devastated more than anyone. #Baftas #Tourettes

Fuck off with your pen! #TheLastLeg

Is it in the rules that you have to be attractive to do curling? #WinterOlympics #MilanoCortina

Silly I know but one likes to imagine her majesty up in hea’n looking a little cross because she spent 12m to settle a charge against her paedo son only to see him arrested for misconduct in public office. Im sure Paddington will cheer her up with a yummy marmalade sandwich 💞🇬🇧

If they're going to start arresting Royals and politicians for misconduct while in office they better have a lot of bloody holding cells.

I hear the arresting officer was a young woman. I really, really hope this is true. #AndrewMountbattenWindsor

Shame they can't dig up the Queen and arrest her for enabling him and covering up for him too. #AndrewMountbattenWindsor

Someone on #facebook is asking where they can get a ring resized. Do you remember the days when we just had fucking sense?

It's occurred to me that just as there seems to be no young people called Gary there is also no old people. We're all middle aged. Garys are like a candle in the wind... #Gary