I was exhausted yesterday and had to go to bed at half time, so that’s a lovely way to wake up. I’m off to hunt down the Osula goal. HTL!

Who doesn’t love a redemption story?

Say it with flowers. Treat yourself, or a loved one, to some beautiful Skull Art. A hand coloured version of our Forget Me Not print. Very limited, once it’s gone, it’s gone. #skullart #tattooart #occultart #spookyart #gothicart www.cutfromtheland.co.uk/product/forg...

*As I was remarking before the war started, blowing up huge data centers is a really cheap and effective method of deploying drones www.cnbc.com/2026/03/02/a...

If only there was some way that the UK could be more resilient to fluctuating oil prices. Maybe some alternative form of energy production perhaps. A type that used the natural energy around us. Probably too far fetched. Stupid idea. Forget it.

So how’s this going to play out with the satanic elites who are apparently running everything? Conflict of interest, no?

Nicked from The Other Place

Bunnymen in a couple of weeks. Just seen the set list. I’m fucking beyond excited.

Me, in 2026, telling the kid how a track from 89 is superior fare is like some old git telling raving me why Bill Haley is more rudeboy than the hoover sample.

Just been getting political and re-listening to some Gary Clail. Wish we’d realised how good we had it in the nineties ffs 🤦‍♂️ youtu.be/MEnWFaAaUZ0?...

Big window coming, but I think we have to temper our expectations. We’ll be selling, say, Gordon or Tonali, and buying the *next* Gordon or Sandro, not replacing. We still have the wage issues. We still have the geographical/legacy issues. We’ll be building again, with slightly more funds. #NUFC

I for one, miss the times when the FIFA Peace Prize meant something.

Love how our response to big games is to switch off. Cunning fuckers. #NUFC

I’ve recently found my hook knife in the attic, and made myself a hazel wood porridge spoon. Fine tuned my old axe yesterday, sharp AF now. I do love sharpening blades. But not in a weird way…

Three things Starmer could do to rekindle his standing in the party immediately. Announce an ambition to return, in time, main utilities to public ownership A referendum to begin rejoin talks with the EU Dissolve the House of Lords

Epstein files Epstein files Epstein files ad nauseum.

I believe the polls in Gorton and Denton are open now, if not then they will be by 10 I would think. Take valid voter ID and make sure you #VoteGreen to stop Reform. If you want to stop Reform, everything says to vote Green. Let's get Hannah Spencer into Parliament! #Greens

Think I’m going to take a break from True Faith, and the relentless negativity that’s so prevalent that they’re making awkward wisecracks about it every episode. I can’t think of a situation or game where they - especially Ordy - can’t conjure up something to moan about. It’s turgid.

Fair play to the Qarabag players for not ringing in sick. I’d be reluctant AF 😂 2-0, HTL! #NUFC

No Jarvis Cocker, no Sleaford Mods. He’s the superior lyricist. His ‘n’ Hers rivals Ken Loach for classic British kitchen sinkism. I’d be very surprised if Jason didn’t listen to them back in the day.

Who’s genius idea was it to get the chancellor to drone through the latest Labour ad? And freezing rail fares, to tackle the cost of living crisis, is laughable. Let downs of the century, this mob.

URGENT request: is there a Mild pwME or ME-literate ally in London area available to help an ME patient from 4.30pm today? They have support till 5 pm but triage may take longer. Please get in touch if you could sit with them for a few hours at St Guy's, all travel expenses would be refunded 🙏

Oh no. So now I read that the uni course my kid feels obliged to get, and the ensuing ever rising debt, will impact the mortgage they’ll never be able to afford.

Mad Dogs new gaff #NUFC

Grow a pair, and implement the Portuguese model, you damp bap.

Just seen what looked like a pic of Adrian Chiles in clown make up. Took me a while to realise it was a thumbnail for a John Wayne Gacey programme.

Really hard to stay positive, when every day brings another ‘tech CEO’ saying we’re a lot more fucked, a lot sooner, by AI. Wish I hadn’t read so much Atwood.

Something the Government want you to forget...

The grand old Duke of York, he had 12 million quid. He gave it to someone he’d never met, for something he never did... #MountbattenWindsor #Andrew #arrest

They’re all up us together

‘Misconduct in public office’… Surely opens the door for Mandelson to be nicked next? Passing over of information to foreign interests being the least of it. #nonceandrew

Prisoner cell block HRH.

1-2; 1:3; 1-6; ?? Do #mcfc understand a Fibonacci sequence? #nufc

This is genuinely fucking insane #NUFC

Cool to see that Qarabag’s crest depicts horses. Deep and lasting links with ancient nomadic horse archers. You could do worse than use this match as an excuse to deep-dive into ancient history and read/watch up on the Scyths and the origins of the Amazons myth. FasciNERDing 🤗 #NUFC

@bruces.bsky.social Hey Bruce, just wondering about your thoughts on Effinger and Russo? Despite being an active reader back when you and @greatdismal.bsky.social were smashing them out, I’ve only just read these two and found them and their worlds so vibrant and immersive.

"Nazi Punks Fuck Off"

Much of my youth revolved around the website ZineLibrary. It went down around Occupy in a massive loss for a movement whose ideas and knowledge mostly doesn't circulate online but in person. Anyway I've put it back online with a *thousand* anarchist zines: zinelibrary.org

So great to have Tonali back with a bit of form. Was not expecting this scoreline. Mansfield Town at home next, please and thank you. #nufc

First they came for Tommy Robinson, and I said "He's over there, behind the sofa, and his real name's Stephen Yaxley-Lennon"

Just listened to that Royksopp album for the first time in so many years. Glorious. Apart from the heavy links to staying in doing drugged up sex weekends , which mean I had to turn it off when the kid walked through the kitchen, out of a sense of propriety. So much good chill music, ruined *cackle*

Brexit Jim looks like he shits dust. He’s like the heat-death of the galaxy, in a shitted-out Richmond sausage case. I’m convinced his own kids despise him.

The final proof that were living in a simulation: just heard Genesis P Orridge name checked on a former CIA operatives podcast (Shawn Ryan). Make it make sense.

I’m growing a spiv tache in celebration of Ramsay getting his first for us. My wife is lodging a complaint. #NUFC

Report with a photo of yours that would make a god album cover.

Not sure the rest of the UK is aware, but many if not all universities are close to breaking point. Wife works at one, who have to find £26m+ savings next year just to remain functional. She’s taken redundancy, sadly, from a job she loves which has turned toxic. Dept vs dept, team vs team.

Radical take, but many things can be true at once. Starmer has shit the bed, Corbyn would have been a terrible PM, Labour need a restart, voting xyz will NOT mean you’re ‘voting for Reform’, and there are massive wankers in every direction in politics, especially online.