Made some whey bread the other day. Not the best riser but it tasted great. Baking more today, after making a ‘poolish’ yesterday. See what that does to the taste. #bread #breadsky

The UK is in a race to the bottom, with every industry price gouging the public for every penny they can get.

Virginia Creepers, in October, just do things to my synapses.

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Where are the protests about the Yacht People?

The economy is FUCKED. Peter Hook and band are coming to little old Worthing, and it’s nearly £50 a ticket. Yes I’m in my fifties, so yes I automatically screech HOW MUCH at every transaction, but that just seems mental to me. Thirty, at a push. It’s not a city gig, and it’s not exactly New Order eh

Free stickers suitable for flag-bearing lampposts. Send a large A4 envelope with a 1st class large stamp to me at Bragg Office, PO Box 6830 Bridport DT6 9BH and I’ll send you a sheet. #ReclaimtheFlag 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇬🇧

Just got a couple of tickets for my teen to see The Cure in Manchester. I hate that it’s been normalised to give big business your money, to stick in the bank and milk interest for a fucking year. The conviction that we’re all being farmed gets stronger and stronger.

Amid all the cheer and congratulations, can we spare a thought for the Forest fans? Just had a look at their Reddit sub. We all know how shit it is having a crap manager foisted on you by an egotistical owner. They already want Ange gone. Ah well. Right, onwards and upwards! #NUFC

age yourself with a film you saw at the cinema as a kid

#NUFC feed gone breasts aloft again? I’m just getting posts from 10 mths ago 🤔

But supporting Palestine Action makes you a terrorist. Got it.

#NewArs ‘MADE

Timeline cleanse, courtesy of Cassie the absolute fool

Doesn’t matter what side of the political toast you butter, this should be a concerning issue for you. Unless you work for Palantir.

People are making Rapture jokes like there's no tomorrow

Ed Davey, "I'm afraid Nigel Farage should be apologising for helping cause this problem in the first place" "Before Brexit we didn't have a small boats problem because we had 27 return agreements with EU countries and we could return people" -Maybe we should call them Farage's Brexit Boats

A gaggle of broad spectrum flag shaggers outside Brighton station earlier. You can’t help feeling that they just want to annoy everyone.

Clearly a big coffee obsessive

🚨 POLICE TOOK OUR TRUMP & EPSTEIN VAN They're obviously terrified of THIS photo of Donald with the world’s most notorious paedophile making headlines while Trump visits the King. So whatever you do - DO NOT SHARE THIS VIDEO Location: Windsor High Street, UK #trump #epstein

Best thing I’ve seen all day ..Thankyou 🇬🇧👏😎💙 Trump: “Other countries, and their leaders know that if I’m president, they can’t mess with us. They respect me too much." United Kingdom: “Heyyyyy Donald Trump (ooh, ahh), I wanna know-oh-oh-oh-oh, why you’re such a cunt.” 🇬🇧

Just rewatched Prospect, one of the best indie sci fi films I’ve seen. Pedro Pascal and Sophie Thatcher in a very weird, and weirdly emotional, film set on a distant planet, in a venture set against a timer. It’s has a fantastic aesthetic, reminds me of playing #Traveler as a kid. #scifi

Anybody love indie scifi needs to watch 2018s Prospect, with Pedro Pascal and Sophie Thatcher. Low budget magic, as the sets and costumes are beautifully retro-futurist. These guys need to be given a decent budget, some carte blanche, and some time to marinate.

There’s too much happening. We’ve hit Mad Shit Terminal Velocity. Robert Anton Wilson almost had it right in Cosmic Trigger, spoof or not. #MadShit #WTF

Slightly diminish a book Alice’s Adventures in Sunderland

Israeli arms manufacturer closes UK facility targeted by Palestine Action Bet you won’t see this in UK MSM!

Michael Lipsey aka stoic mike

Ok I hands up thought it was still August. Living on tree time, as I think of it, really messes with your head. Living with almost zero spontaneity possible, especially for someone with historical bad impulse control, is like being on really boring acid. #MECFS

Any progressive alliance at the next election has to make wealth inequality its centrepiece. Boats and racism-lite are a distraction. Tax wealth, not income.

Wolte White playing up top for Deutschland later today

So I found out I had a TIA, and not just some ‘funny turn’, last month on my birthday. After ten years of sobriety it felt almost nostalgic, as my brain seemed to stop working, I slurred and stumbled round the front room. If it ever happens again I’ll ring 999 and not just try to sleep it off.

NOW DO LARSEN

🔲 Woltemade arrives as club-record signing 🙌 🔳 What do we expect to happen before deadline? 🔮 🔲 @georgecaulkin.bsky.social & I try to (briefly) dissect woeful stalemate 😫 🔳 Where #NUFC go next ⏭️ 🔲 Expletives for Isak 🤬 🎧 Post-#LUFC Matchday @podonthetyne.bsky.social: pod.fo/e/321d9e

Daniel Farke looks like he doesn’t go clubbing anymore, but he’s still got the numbers in case he needs a few pharmaceuticals on a weekend. Underworld CDs in the glove box vibe.

Sheeeeit, just finished the second to last episode of #Severance, season 2. It’s just genius. So packed full of narrative, sub narrative, deflections and smoke and mirrors. Looks fantastic. It’s the real deal. Selvig is the most insane person ever to grace tv.

I love Lee Ryder. He looks like he knocks up for a plasterer, and occasionally gets to do a small wall or two in a kid’s bedroom, but never anything bigger, and *definitely* never the lid. Proper journo of the people.

Techno: Ears for the use of.

Good to see we’re trenHANG ON A MINUTE

He looks like he fronts a Norwegian black metal band. You’ll never sing that 🤘🏼#NUFC

Sporting CP sounds like something you don’t want in your browser history. #CLdraw

Tubby did a bar bar

All the Mickey Mousers with their hot takes, neatly sidestepping the fact that they looked shit for long stages of the match. Just focusing on Gordon as a distraction. “You wouldn’t know our class; it goes to a different school” #NUFC

Newcastle United lost Anthony Gordon to suspension. They lost three players to injury. They lost a thrilling match to Liverpool. So why did they look like winners? @georgecaulkin.bsky.social & @chrisdhwaugh.bsky.social

Any streams you don’t have to sign up for? #NUFC