dwarf hotot bunnies are impossible. how do they exist

why is it like a law of the universe that if you bring one clementine with you to school or work for lunch or whatever it'll be fine, but if you bring two the first one will be incredible and the second one will be ass

not to toot my own horn but I cooked with this one

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a sweet dream #nucarnival

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Part 131 of 200 in historically interesting things to inspire your ttrpg dnd Hellenistic Greek Cast Glass Pomegranate Vase, tinted with colloidal gold to achieve the burgundy shade, 2nd Century BCE

man I haven't watched rocky horror in 100 years so it's fun to come back to it now as an adult and be able to appreciate truly how good tim curry is

I made these brushes free for whoever wants them, but if you download and share this a bunch it raises my chances of winning some clippy, so if you wanna pass them on and share them consider that like tipping me for my trouble haha

TIL sharaku modeled for GLB back in 2007 cuuuuuteeeee

do you think I could afford a house if i started making phonk edits of clips of aqua teen hunger force with soap cutting (stolen) in the corner

ugh not to keep being a broken record but I really can't stand this office. I really hope this interview is good and pans out

thinking about how i get anxious writing emails because i don't want to sound like a moron while larry summers is apparently typing emails like this: u kno she dint want to talk tomorrow. make me bad pheel.

shoutout to the bagger at the shitty grocery store next to my work for snugly nestling my hot food right up against my frozen meals. boldly going where few have dares go before in the food packing realm. what a visionary.

finally got an email back, my interview is next Friday 😮‍💨

it's supposed to snow tonight; maybe I should finally take my window fan out lol

of the four people who came from my office, one is a manager who is miserable, one is probably going to go to another location permanently like, next week, one is giving it until January and then she will reevaluate, and the fourth one is me lol

the doctor here is a big manbaby

still haven't heard back from interview guy... what's the appropriate timeline for sending a "hey bud just checking in" email? it's been two business days

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job guy hasn't emailed me back yet and I'm chomping at the bit BRO let's GOOOOO

this office really is the worst. everyone is weird and quiet and morose all the time, the main dr is needy and overbearing, the layout sucks, the microwave sucks, the front desk sucks, the hot water on the cooler doesn't work so I can't have tea, no one has done cl dispense report in two weeks 💀

remember d/viantart art bases

A quick sketch of my sweet Oli💚💚💚 #NUcarnival #Olivine

olivine is just so beautiful 😭😭 #nucarnival

if you are food insecure for both the humans and pets in your household there is a tool called Pet Help Finder that can help locate pet food banks nearby and other free or reduced price assistance and supplies for pets. no one, ABSOLUTELY NO ONE, should have to give up their pet bc of this.

putting the “cock” in “cockpit” #nucarnival

today has been a great end to an ass week... this is the power of olivine looking like an absolute slut

FYI this is really happening and not just spooked horses in the barn. I got one of these DMs today. Report to BS and block. Don't click the link

[Cataclysmic Resolve | Olivine] "It's a privilege to complete this mission with you." Olivine starts a spin-off story set in the same world. Once again, a certain "reader" is ready and waiting, and Olivine and Eiden embark on a brand new adventure— #NUCarnival #MeteorShower #Olivine

the state job I applied to wants to set up an interview, fuck YEAH

If you’re wondering what a “least weasel” is, they absolutely live up to the name. This is the least amount of animal you can have that can still meet the bar for “is weasel”

just had the crappiest workout lol my trainer never takes it easy on me and even he scaled back bc I'm just so obviously exhausted and stressed that I just couldn't do everything lmao

just got an Amazon gift guide catalog in the mail... so Amazon reinvented catalogs but without the panache, got it

accidentally left my ipod in my desk drawer, had more than enough time to go get it before my bus came, still decided not to bc I hate that place so much i can't even be fucked to go back in for one minute

juggling in my mind being responsible and having money vs just quitting now yolo style

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THE BOOK IS DONE🎉

today's less crappy than yesterday but I still want out lol

applied to another state job, wish me luck, especially since this one pays more than the one I almost interviewed with and also is closer

anyone wanna hire a bitch

been at the new job location for three minutes and idk I think I'll quit soon probably lol

Holy shit someone uploaded the entire stage play adaptation of the Yakuza videogame series with English subtitles and it’s glorious and 500x better than the Amazon show youtu.be/Z2Msr4si6dU?...

there was a young mouse huddled up against the wall in the mail room and it didn't run away at all so I scooped it up and put it outside and I'm gonna bring it some food if it's still there but I don't know, it seemed weak and idk if I should try and keep it? poor thing, I'm worried

it's ween

GUESS WHOSE HALLOWEEN COSTUME CONTACTS CAME ON HALLOWEEN 🙃

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