I’m seeing posts from people (outside of MN) about how US citizens should carry their passports. And let me say that *inside* MN, we are calmly responding to requests with: “No, I don’t have to show you any documentation.” Because that’s how you protect everyone, regardless of immigration status.

my coworkers are worse at contact ordering then I am and it makes more work for me and I wish they just wouldn't!!! I do not want your help! do not help me!!!!!

the jeurig makes such garbage pisswater tea that I gave in and ordered an electric kettle for the office

In April 2024, Spotify implemented a new scheme: songs with less than 1k streams per year would no longer receive royalties. The data for 2025 was just released via Luminate, and 88% of songs have been demonetized. Read it again: 88% of songs on Spotify have been demonetized.

you will have to pry the millennial “lol” from my cold dead hands. i don’t know how else to express minor despair. if i didn’t say “lol” after admitting i’m a husk inside, i’d have to develop emotional resilience, and i simply don’t have time for that

mainers are so brain broken it's 35 degrees out rn (feels like 26) and we're all like "I don't even need a coat!"

Arm-Armor if you will

anyway using science I have deduced that the best outfit is a short oversized turtleneck dress with over-the-knee sock boots

I'm scared for our patients. I'm scared thugs are gonna show up and try to kidnap people who are just trying to get healthcare. I'm fully expecting to see an increase in no-shows and call outs in the coming weeks, especially with the end of the protections for somalians. everything is so horrible

apparently there's a possibility of ICE moving in next week... heads up www.newscentermaine.com/article/news...

sorry, two tiny martens is the best i can do. take it or leave it. #ceramics

Bandcamp bans AI music

隠れんぼ乳首ほじくっていっぱい絞るぞ！(元気)

trying to envision a fox last night and all my brain could conjure up is

#NUcarnival #eidencest have to love yourself before trying to love anyone else or so they say

A Department of Homeland Security whistleblower has released the identities of about 4,500 ICE and Border Patrol employees Tuesday in what has been called potentially the largest agency data breach for the department.

People not in Minnesota: please read this excellent summary of what life is like in Minneapolis since the murderous scum ICE swarmed here. And more are on their way. By local reporter / writer / bike dude / legend @dbrauer.net .

moolivine’s back and as busty as ever #nucarnival

the dilbert guy died lol

Hello, this is the Cock Reference Shop. Please save these illustration reference pictures, as some contain valuable, perfectly fitted wet cloth cock pics. There are no issues with morality or violations since these are RTs . It should be fine. may be. Deepl is genius.

remember when bunny maid spanking punishment play bc I think about it all the time

「邪魔すんな」なお二人さん

にゃんさん

Cozy drinks ~ I know that realistically you probably wouldn't be able to see string lights in the body, but for the sake of ✨fantasy✨ you can see the string lights in Oli's body. Also I'm glad that he's canonically into lactation with his newest card lol #Nucarnival #Olivine

Attention Bluesky elders: The artist behind the ANIMORPHS covers is here!

i made a guide on how to write, draw, and print a doujinshi/fanzine/whatever you want to call it. this is a crash course on literally everything i know about making doujinshi. it's over 40 pages long. i hope you like it. docs.google.com/document/d/1...

Today in “Dudes Rock”: A dude playing Dire Straits’s “Sultans of Swing” guitar solo on…a recorder.

thorough investigation #NUcarnival

surely by now someone has done a drag number to gaga's Disease while dressed as a plague doctor, right?

god every headline I read makes me feel worse and worse about being American

i dreamt about a trials game on steam announcing a kate bush expansion pack. they had skins for both of her wuthering heights outfits and the bikini armour from babooshka. the logo looked like this

getting to work at my least favorite location today bc I'm pmsing and why the fuck not! I love it!

Ross Dropout doesn't get enough love he's so good

to the person upstairs who has been hammering at something for the last several hours I wish you a very get kicked in the balls

is it like, April yet

First drawing of the new year~ Couldn't resist the milking Olivine for some cozy drinks during the cold season. #nucarnival #Olivine

I forgot my bus pass when I went to the grocery store but the bus driver is my neighbor so he let me on for free anyway lol

Happy New Year! #nucarnival #olivine

In 2026 I will become more perverted

雪は良い

I want to watch The Birdcage while petting a cute soft animal

jello paizuri #nucarnival

Outlook for the new year ...

Happy New Year, everyone! #nucarnival

it takes me five years to decide if something should be added to my favorite songs list