My #SuperlativeCannedGoo tweet from the old place is making rounds again. Support co-op cranberry growers!

Omg I just realized Yann LeCun is a dead ringer for Garrison Keillor.

his real name is Hebrew National

My parents met on jury duty. I’m pretty sure my mom was engaged to a guy named Doug at the time. In the jury pool room they watched the Watergate hearings and she thought my dad was an asshole. They were married within the month. And seven years later they named their only child after a hot dog.

Gemini explains Diffie-Hellman pretty well these days.

Look at my cat Rose.

What the fuck does this even ___mean___?

epic. storybook series. best ever. respect to the blue jays, just an amazing group of players. but i’m an angeleno and i’m beyond psyched for my dodgers.

I love November baseball.

I keep seeing people say, oh, trans people must take a hit for the greater good and, first of all, no, you don't get to discard someone else's rights and second, we know from past experience that marginalized communities like theirs are merely the first to be targeted. They'll come for you next.

Spicy corn fritters: One can corn, 8 seeded Jimmy Nardello peppers, 2 habaneros, $ cup halved grape tomatoes, ½ onion, 2 eggs, 4 cloves garlic, pinch baking powder, ¾ cup flour, pinch cornstarch, ¼ cup polenta, cumin, Spanish paprika, oregano, splash milk. Fried in avocado oil. Cilantro lime crema.

If you think that Signal is an op and totally backdoored, my recommendation is that you should plan all of your crimes over Telegram group chat.

Hahahaha they hit cops.

No Kings

I could have gone my entire life without watching an AI slop video of the president of the United States of America piloting a diarrhea jet, but NO.

I was blissfully unaware of this arch thing until just now, fuck you very much.

To be absolutely clear, no one is objecting to Bari Weiss’ takeover of CBS News because of her religion. We object because she’s a principle-free, intellectually dishonest, fascist toady, hack.

Apparently improper jawboning of tech platforms by the federal executive only happens under Dem administrations (what exactly was the “outreach”?).

The problem is that they didn't. If they had the guts we wouldn't be here. But this is also a confession. Republicans would do all those things to hang onto power. Dems better learn.

This is banchan. Change my mind.

Chicago kicks ass. Californians overlook this fact.

Tragic mistake.

Talk about burn rate.

Look at my cat.

Another lesson in real world jawboning. DOJ pressures one company (Apple) into compliance. The next company (Google) also complies with no direct DOJ contact at all. The company whose Maps app tells me where the highway patrol is (thx!) won't let scared and vulnerable people share ICE location.

So, the first part of this is plainly false, both historically and currently. I don’t think it’s a good thing in most cases…but it’s plainly the case that pressuring the people in charge of moderation to either ban (or not ban) people works *All The Time*. It is why people do it!

Sure but you’ll have to pry Fahrenheit from my 98.6 degree hands.

To Donald Trump: Stop using military troops and ICE to invade and disrupt American cities. Stop calling your political opponents “enemies” of the US. Stop attacking the 1st Amendment. Our troops and our nation deserve better than you acting as a petty tyrant.

"I'll take one sports bar, hold the bar, please"

To be clear, Comey did not make the quoted statement on 9/30/20. He made it on 5/3/17, far beyond the statute of limitations. He reaffirmed it on 9/30/20 but the indictment is incorrect on its face.

You lying sack of shit. Resign, fascist. deadline.com/2025/09/jimm...

Our point of contact for the proof of concept is a person of color.

And Magda Goebbels made a great strudel.

No one who agrees to this is a journalist.

If Jimmy Kimmel, the mildest slice of Colby Jack in America, isn’t safe, then you aren’t safe.

We hit some new lows over the weekend with the MAGA gang trying to characterize this kid who killed Charlie Kirk as anything other than one of them.

This is it. Cancel culture, but for real. The Twitter Files, but for real. Actual, unadulterated collusion between the government and media-owning corporations to censor Americans. Shame on the MAGA libertarians and fake-heterodox civility cops who helped pave this road to authoritarianism.

Call me radical, but I think we *don't* need to have polite chats with racists who are spewing conspiracy theories that keep motivating white supremacists to massacre our fellow citizens, and we *don't* need to have bipartisan deals with fascists trying to destroy our democracy and our government.

This is fascism.

Charlie Kirk Says Gun Deaths ‘Unfortunately’ Worth it to Keep 2nd Amendment (article from 2023) www.newsweek.com/charlie-kirk...

This is beside the point, but imagine bringing your 3-year-old daughter to a hate rally.

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Bullshit, of course they know what it means. But they also know their base doesn’t. And doesn’t care. ballsandstrikes.org/legal-cultur...

So Hegseth’s missiles were fired at a boat: ✅ they had no idea where it was going ✅ they had no idea who was on it ✅ they had no established authority to act ✅ but definitely wanted to murder whoever was on it Everyone involved should rot in prison forever

This strike is outright murder even if you accept all the legal arguments the Obama admin made in support of its drone strikes, which you shouldn’t. www.justsecurity.org/119982/legal...

Such an odd thing to read in the newspaper www.nytimes.com/2025/09/03/u...

This is sick and a war crime.

But not to regular YouTube or regular Hulu.