The Pope has come out against capitalism and he ain’t wrong.

im lit

The MLB extra special fugly Armed Forces Day caps this weekend can go fuck themselves right the fuck off.

This is premeditated murder.

If we actually want to appreciate moms, we should be providing free childcare, healthcare, and guaranteed income for stay-at-home parents to put more money in families’ pockets and ensure no SAHP is reliant on a partner for their economic security. Idk I think that’s better than 15% off a vacuum.

I love that Ka$h is suing Fitzpatrick and she’s like: <DJ Khaled voice> Another one! </DJ Khaled voice> Good reporting, stay strong, and may you win this stupid SLAPP.

Overheard in a Signal group chat: “the Park Slope Coop is the Bluesky of grocery stores.”

What's especially funny about this is how hard Ilya worked to try to persuade people that he hadn't meant anything nefarious by referring to Justice Jackson, at the time of her nomination, as a "lesser black woman." When people show you who they are, believe them.

iCloud Keychain is a top-5 security improvement for the masses. It’s a gift from the gods, truly.

Matt Blaze is literally an expert on election security. Listen to him.

this is the most anti-free speech administration in modern american history. not even arguable. and it is censorship of the most anti-democratic kind, focused on criticism of government & trump in particular.

The hero we deserve, that’s who.

Eight out of ten. The dateline should read LAS VEGAS not WASHINGTON. theonion.com/bottle-girl-...

Hahahahaha, bye Felicia. apnews.com/article/sout...

Me: <packing a bowl>

Yael's post demonstrates something about digital privacy/security that I think a lot of people miss: there is no right answer, just a series of trade-offs. And every person has to make their own decisions avout which trade-offs are worthwhile. blog.yaelwrites.com/options-for-...

This is good advice. Fuck fascism. Fuck Trump. No kings.

Great question! I’ve never had the brass to wear leather pants in any context, much less federal district court. HOWEVER! I have been kicked out of federal court for wearing shorts!

Judge Kaplan once kicked an @eff.org lawyer out of court for wearing leather pants.

It’s. Already. Happened. The fuck do you mean by “if Trump is able to get away with it??” He’s already gotten away with it. The question for us is what happens after he’s gone? What do we do next? The old order is gone. Mourning is good but we also need to build something new for the after.

Oh I bet it does happen every day.

I’m EFF’s next Executive Director! So proud to take the torch from Cindy Cohn and lead @eff.org forward in its next chapter. Here’s the link to the EFF announcement – www.eff.org/press/releas... Together, we can meet the challenges and keep building a future where technology works for the people.

I couldn’t be more pleased with this announcement. Nicole is an excellent civil liberties lawyer with a deep understanding of technology and technology policy. She is absolutely the right choice to lead EFF. 💕 www.eff.org/press/releas...

I’ll preface by saying I had never heard of this organization before they tagged me on LinkedIn.

At least his shoes fit.

As an EFF staffer it was common to get email from people with mental health issues. It was always sad and a reminder of how precious mental health is. I imagine the volume has gone up lately …

The legal term for orders like this is “prima facie excrementum tauris.”

Meta is dropping encrypted messages from Instagram DMs from 8 May. This means that your all private conversations will be readable by Meta, shareable with advertisers, and subpoenable by courts. Privacy should be a default. Sign our petition. www.mozillafoundation.org/petitions/ke...

The FBI thinks you are fucking stupid. Iran has zero capability to cross the Pacific and sea-launch a drone attack on California. This is too fucking dumb for me to comment on further.

I once hit a bear in the face with a folding chair.

You could be decent to trans people because it’s the right thing to do. Or because harming them hurts your reputation with voters. But somehow hating and facing consequences for your hate seems to be the third choice too many take

This isnt true. I’ve seen other ppl saying it & it’s wrong. Iran consistently intervened against Trump. That part was true. The point of having the fake Proud Boys make threats was to get news coverage of a false flag of Trump supporters making threats. In 2022 it boosted left candidates.

Fortunately, cybersecurity is not that hard.

Bird legged ho.

Bad Bunny illustrates the nation’s IMMIGRATION divide??? Bad Bunny is AMERICAN! He was born in AMERICA to AMERICAN parents!! He’s not an immigrant or a child of immigrants. He’s AMERICAN.

Jeff Bezos is a cuck and a coward. www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...

Laying off @joemenn.bsky.social is the newsroom management equivalent of stapling your dick to the wall. Truly insane move, and one of many.

There are four votes for “the president is literally a king, so long as he’s republican”

Science again!

To be perfectly clear, this lawsuit is laughable bullshit and the lawyers at Quinn who filed it should be sanctioned heavily.

This is either going to be user-reported messages or total bs.

I'm v skeptical of this lawsuit. Thin on details (4 grafs!), all based on unnamed "whistleblowers"' say-so. Yet as the complaint points out at far greater length, Meta's reputation on privacy precedes it - which I guess plaintiffs hope will beat Rules 12(b)(6) & 11. www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

What the actual FUCK?! Whoever posted stills without video should go to prison. And not the Ghislaine Maxwell kind of Club Fed.

Worse than Kent State, really than any episode I can think of probably dating back to Reconstruc & earlier b/c 1. continuing, not 1 off. 2. organized, not individual ofcrs losing it 3. literally at hand of federal government, which is 4. immediately lying & circling the wagons to prevent inves.