And tho it was flattering, why can't some fine, warm hearted man flirt with me?!?!? Actually I would probably embarrass myself still 😂

So I go to the mall for Xmas shopping right? And as I'm entering, this beautiful Queen smiles and waves at me. She dropped something and I ran over to help her out and she started flirting with me. I was FLABBERGASTED! I was so shocked I embarrassed myself 😞

Aint enough ding a ling on the sl today. Lord Whistledown is quite disappointed.

I really want to like the Percy Jackson show, I really do, but fuck man 😒

Damn near all of em

I love experiencing safety and true intimacy in my relationships. The feeling of being able to be at peace with another person is unmatched.

One thing to know about me: The more direct the communication, the better. Please just say what you saying.

OMG I'VE KILLED SO MANY DOLPHINS IN MINECRAFT AND I JUST REALIZED WHY 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Respectfully, I disagree. I think the way Christianity has been institutionalized and weaponized against marginalized groups, but the faith itself is something many people align with. I don't think the faith itself is this great evil, but the false followers of it are.

WATER GRAPES APPLES THINGS THAT GOD GAVE US FOR FREE!!!!

We really gotta stop selling the IP of queer shows to Netflix

Super important question that really should've been explored in LoK: does the Avatar responsible to anyone? Do they have supreme authority? (Ik that's w questions lol)

What she says…

Me watching #WelcometoDerry this week now that all the episodes are out 🥴😂

I wanna cuddle. 🥲

I wanna make this man bread pudding 🙂‍↕️

So what y'all gettin me for Christmas? 👀

Cuddle weather with no cuddles, just weather

Sometimes I have such a vehement hate for my ex that seems to come outta no where and I hate it, cuz it feel so ugly

Regular folks really be out here hunchin like professional porn stars 😂

I've been feeling ravenous as of late and idk why

YT Music thinks I'm a scorpio 😒

Some of y'all be having MEAT 😂

“You too fine to be single” I’m too fine to be played with too

Okay y’all. Fr this time lol. Repost and let people guess your love language. 1. Words of affirmation 2. Acts of service 3. Receiving gifts 4. Quality time 5. Physical touch 👀👀👀

Don’t let your trauma continue to tell you those false stories about yourself.

Body dysmorphia is crazy cuz a lot of y'all be out here lookin like yall were sculpted from aether 😂

Mayne fuck Tin Man

I’m tired of misogynistic gay men. We need to be better

This was a seriously underrated Chalamét film. It was phenomenal

What would've been a great direction for Korra is with the world losing respect for spirits and the Avatar, is her turning into what everyone thinks Kyoshi was...

So I'm rewatching LoK right, it it becomes immediately clear that her era is filled with fuckin heathens 😂 Tenzin has 2 major jobs: reproduce & and train the fuckin Avatar. How tf you put your bs day job over training the literal bridge between worlds 😒

So we're all in agreement that on the solstice, we're gonna stop pretending we're gay, right? 👀

Communal Showers Promote Male Bonding

Dear Gentle Reader, For karaoke, HRH Prince Dickhead, who is a gay royal brit, chose to sing a song written and performed by a gay brit, in a band named after the crown of England. Yours Truly, Lord Whistledown

Kendrick dropping Meet the Grahams fifteen minutes after Family Matters will never not be funny. This was all of our reactions 😭😭😭

Dear Gentle Readers, It's so unfortunate that so many of y'all with magnificent dicks are made to feel less than. Trust me, regardless of how you may feel or what others say, your peen matters. Yours Truly, Lord Whistedown

Nessarose got errthang she deserved

Oh Beyonce did her big one and two on this, but yall GON put some repeck on Big Mama Etta tho!!!! 😤

Y'all wait til I get sexy again. IT WON'T BE SAFE OUT HERE IN THESE STREETS 😤

Nessa really was a shit sister

Dear Gentle Reader, You can't call yourself pro Black, and then be nit-picky about which Black people you support. That's just disingenuous. Just say you're pro heteronormative, white-conforming Black men and keep it pushin. Yours Truly, Lord Whistledown

Ik im probably the minority here, but I like how expansive Legends Arceus was 🤷🏿‍♂️

ATLA fans and fanatics, this is for you. *chuckles* let's go. Roll the clip! Happy Tuesday, cousins! Welcome to QuestionSky, where I build community, one question at a time!! morning question thread loading 🤭

BEAT MY SHIT THE FUCK UP or get from behind me.

Season 2 of LOK was a wasted opportunity, cuz it would've been dope to see the kind of perspective Korra might've had about the Civil War with his dad being the rightful Chief of their sis tribe.

I want Taylor to do things to me 🥴

Dear Gentle Reader, I don't think hook up culture is inherently bad in the 🌈 community, as long as all parties are consent, feel safe, and are properly informed. But that's just me 🤷🏿‍♂️ Yours Truly, Lord Whistedown