I met Doug Cockle yesterday and Geralt of Rivia made a direct deposit into my spank bank. ❤️ #TheWitcher

Just a friendly game of Bitey Face

Wedding season is off to a good start. One down, two to go!

I did a black and red French manicure to match my dress for my neighbor’s wedding and I think I did a pretty decent job. Pictures of the dress to follow later.

All day I dream about soccer #DogsOfBsky #DogsOfBluesky #terrier

Me: “I watch sports for the action” The action:

New HeroForge minis

Dax dump #DogsOfBsky #DogsOfBluesky #terrier

The countdown begins. Three more days until I get to use these to torment my friends for the foreseeable future. ❤️‍🔥 Who’s the dungeon master now, bitches? #DnD

Everyone, I would like to introduce you to the newest member of my family. Meet Dax. 🥰 #DogsOfBsky #DogsOfBluesky

My hair looks amazing again, thanks to my personal stylist. @baybirdie.bsky.social

The Lusty Argonian Maid #skyrim

Fuck it. Work was slow so I decided to just power through this morning. This was hands-down the most difficult miniature I’ve ever had to glue together

I didn’t order this one. It was either a mistake or came free with my purchase, but I love her. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like. 💪

I wasn’t super excited about how the dryad turned out, but check out this badass bitch.

Bone Devil

Oh hey, it’s some of my favorite people! @seemtoggle.bsky.social @jimscott.bsky.social

Finally finished a mini for my sister that I started over a year ago.

First miniature in a year. I can’t wait to kill my friends with him! 😈😃

My sister gives the best gifts

One of my friends is driving over an hour to hang out with me tonight so I painted him a little miniature of his dog for Christmas.

Holiday party #2

Forgot to post a picture of this lovely cocktail. I made cranberry old fashioneds for the party last weekend.

Managed to unsloth myself out of pajamas at 4:30 PM to go on a date that ended up getting canceled literally the minute I finished putting on my makeup and I don’t want the effort to go to waste because I look pretty, so here’s a selfie. 😂

My neighbor thrifted this adorable little ornament for me as a Christmas present. 😊

I ordered some liquid eyeshadow two weeks ago that just got here and it’s so pretty!

Back in the olden days of the mid 2000s I was part of a social group called the Phoenix Association for the Advancement of Drunk People. Chanel found the logo that she created and I have to share it because it makes me lol. 🍺🐦‍🔥

My friend came over and brought like a whole suitcase of makeup to play with

Christmas wreath candle holder #2

This dude sent me a message about Star Trek and I nearly answered him until I looked at his profile. Just go fuck yourself entirely, you bitter dickweed.

Chelsea vs. Arsenal. This is gonna be good.

Last night a 20-year-old trans Twink told me “I love you, Champagne. You are a fucking queen.” and I have never been more flattered.

It’s beginning to look a lot like Craftsmas

Practicing swooshes and teardrops for a Christmas candle holder.

Make it happy. Make it snappy. Make it gay.

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My first front yard Christmas decorations ❄️🌵🩵

A year ago my mom had never watched a soccer game before. Now she can name every team in the Premier league. I’m so proud.

Who has a holiday party in November, at the office, on a Tuesday night? My company, apparently. I do clean up a’ight though.

I’m really proud of this one. It’s peacock inspired. I would buy this.

Say hello to my fluffy houseguest.

First attempt at a tealight candle holder

*vibrancy intensifies*

I’m sitting on the patio in my backyard and it’s just started gently raining. It’s so lovely and I’m looking at my house and realizing “This is all mine.” and I’m really proud of myself. Who knew I’d actually end up being a little bit successful someday? 

New rock just dropped

A Pollock of paint peelings

My landscaping vision conceived in Virginia is coming to life in Arizona.