rolling up to the app months later with 50 more failed attempts under our belt

no friends, no family, what's the fucking point of living?

if we fucking died it wouldnt matter. in fact it would be a good thing

I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE THIS

I can't take it!!! I can't take it!!! I can't take it!!!

Wish we were normal or dead

"oh good you block me" ??? kids are so weird GET OUT MY INBOX IF I BLOCKED YEW

having an involuntary typing quirk so embarrassing like YES we usually have to force ourselves to type out "you" and backspace and correct ourselves to people who would kill us on the spot for typing like that

I misss myyy husbabdddddd

I'll be with him in the afterlife ♡

we are meant ttobe deadd YEW LAZY FUCKS JUST ORDER THE MATERIALS ALREADyyyy

I miss my scale wehhhh wahhhhh I wanna obsessively weigh ourselves againnn :-(

remembering we aren't 15/16 anymore and will be in our MID-TWENTIES this year. Bro we need to die .

I LOVE EGG WAS LOST MEDIA?!?!?

the classic battle of old fat smoker alter vs scene myspace rblx teen altr to start off the new year

I wanna drinkkkkkkk I wanna drinkkkkk and smokeeee

bro I just r3alized w3 deleted a message from THE OWNER OF THE GAMEEE we are SO getting deranked LOLLLLL

surprised anxiety isn't higher

PACKAGECOMING TODAY IMSOEXCITED

would have been LOVELY to knew yew didnt want anything from us before yew SENT US A LIST and like. 3 DAYS BEFORETHE PARTY?? FUCK YEW at least we didnt fucking wrap them yet oh my gods DIE??

Already being asked to return gifts. I CAN'T RETURN THIS SHIT!!!!

oh yeah it's that time of year again colormytree.me/2024/01JEA2H...

It's so fucking lonely. We're going to die alone. At least we have our husband.

sui

when oomf refers to That Specific Character as My Wife/Husband

jamie druitt ass kicking circle at 8pm hit the notification bell so u can join on in 💥

WAIT THERE'S ALREADY SHOWTIMESFOR SONIC MOVI E 3??

I miss vent

We'll never belong anywhere. No one will ever fucking care about us.

Wish there was a mass nuke/delete button on here for postsss

we're either a 30-50 year old man with a smoking problem or a 15 year old who plays r0blx all day. Sometimes these two even interact but we won't get into that because we'll get called fake again lol

time to force yew all to write on my tree again colormytree.me/2024/01JEA2H...

how long has this cheese been sitting out 😟 im going to eat it anyways

there really is nothing to live for.

C4N TH3Y FUCK1NG CH4NG3 TH3 1T3M 1N R0TAT10N 1 W4NT 2 BUY R0BX BUT 1 KN0W 4S S00N 4S 1 D0 TH3YRE G0NN4 PUT AN IT3M TH4T 1SNT 200 FUCK1NG D0LL4R5 UP!!

I HATE MY FUCKING LIFE

whatever. power is out. FUCK MY STUPID LIFE

I don't know what to do

woke up immediately pissed we aren't fucking dead

happy one month fellas

One month (I’m handling it normally)

yes we're freaking out but we dont want to bother anyone and we dont really have anyone to bother anyways soooooooo

ahhhh

rapid switching with this old man who wont fucking stop using ellipsis