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Remember when Trump told us that Biden weaponized the DOJ and there was no evidence of that but now Trump specifically had his DOJ indict James Comey and MAGA is fine with it?

So as this trend of "make quality of service worse, pay to restore quality" subscription models becomes more common, let's play a fun game of what will be next? Paying to get rid of ads is already here to stay so what next?

This is all true HOWEVER Large swathes of the great unwashed hold the means above the outcome. Right wingers especially will not accept any positive outcome that does not arrive via their chosen means And that's why no right-pandering government is capable of succeeding. "Political Will" or not

Had to check this wasn't Newsthump or The Onion

I often think about taking a break from social media. Tiktok and the news and the like, because it CAN'T be healthy to ingest so stupidity on a daily basis. But honestly? What would I even do with my time?

Okay so we are in the brief moment between "labour announces ridiculous policy to placate reform voters" and "reform voters thinking it's a shit idea because labour did it" and I'm personally sat with some metaphorical popcorn waiting for the reaction from the pleb class to come in

The new wolverine game actually looks crazy, never thought I'd see a proper M rated marvel game but here we are

Really fun watching "Tiktok's first Rapture" play out, and for everyone who hasn't been in vaguely religion-critical parts of the internet for ages this is their first one! And I'm just sat here like

[insincere shocked face meme]

It seems increasingly likely that within my lifetime, and I'm not young, we could see American refugees And you know what? I have no idea how our homegrown gammons will react, because the place they will be fleeing will be their version of utopia...but they'd also likely be white and speak english

I don't visit twitter as much these days BUT i didn't realise that that's where "Your Party" was doing most of it's communication Turns out it's about to fucking disintegrate before it even had a chance to integrate What an abject failure of a movement.

Oh? I thought Labour was supposed to be pretty far from the Far Right 🙃

I got a strike on tiktok for saying that Charlie Kirk *wasn't* killed by an Israeli sleeper cell Wtf is this platform

The media amplify it and successive governments pander to it - it's not surprising that it's growing

Baccarat is fun in a way that my lizard brain hates

Is there such a thing as a domesticated goose chase?

Loud engines are cool when you are going fast, formula 1 for example - fast car, loud engine 👍 If your mutilated 2005 ford focus is at full volume at 10mph however? Lame as hell my guy. Dry pussies and soft dicks 3 miles in every direction

Spinal tap 2 is not a good film, btw. It made me laugh maybe twice and I love the original. It reminds me a LOT of the difference between Arrested Development seasons 1-3 VS 4-5. Not needed, none of the original energy or fire is there, it's almost like a fanfic

Sometimes I worry about the first night of the proms, does anyone even check how they're doing any more?

I know this was completely 100% expected, but I'm still kind of shook by how quickly Charlie Kirk's name has left the thoughts and prayers of right wing influencers/media outlets since the shooter came to light. Like IMMEDIATE radio silence

I don't know if this should need to be said but judging by the reaction to Tiny Tommy's gammon march yesterday, from centre left people of course the Right wings useful idiots, it does Collaborators are also bad. "Im not a fascist" is academic if you march happily alongside and support fascists

"This isn't possible, it's necessary"

Incidentally, now it's looking increasingly likely that the shooter was a chronically online white cis man from a Christian, pro-gun, pro-military household? Id bet money I don't have that right wingers flip the script on how they talk about him, like a complete 180

This footage just put @theonion.com out of business. How do you do satire when this is real? vm.tiktok.com/ZNdbwj7B5/

I wonder what the "all political violence is evil" people think about the suffragettes. I think id quite enjoy watching a bunch of soft spined liberals try and explain how women should have just thought of better rhetoric and maybe waited a bit longer for democratic rights

FOR THE RECORD - I'd be celebrating Charlie Kirk's death exactly the same if he slipped and fell in the shower. The manner of his death is irrelevant to my enjoyment of it. The irony is a bonus but again i'd still be just as happy if a bunch of rocks fell on him while quoting Leviticus

I saw a good point being made today - the left wing people AGHAST at CK's death and how violence is never the answer - how exactly did you envision "eat the rich" "smash the patriarchy" "revolution now" etc playing out? Like for real, you thought you can eat the rich without violence?

I didn't mourn when Jeffrey Epstein died either and I'm glad he's dead too. I don't recall anyone being sad he died either, and no one going "he's someone's son and brother 🥺" And I'm sure as shit more happy to lump Kirk in with Epstein than MLK

Because the right wing control a lot of media and they're very good at controlling narrative, information like this is particularly invaluable. When you condemn Kirk getting killed but they don't condemn of even acknowledge any of this? You're just being a useful idiot

Peter Mandelson being sacked as the US ambassador over ties to Epstein is such a peculiar situation, given that the US is currently being lead by someone with even closer ties to Epstein.

The next thing I'm looking forward to is the wailing and gnashing of teeth coming from conservatives (and soft-spined liberals) about those happy Kirk is dead. These are, the same people who have spent the last 2 years dismissing the Palestinian genocide with "well they kind of asked for it"

You can replace Jerry Falwell with Charlie Kirk's name in this piece and it would still largely be accurate. It's a pity there isn't a hell for him to go to youtu.be/JMRCVf8HLt4?...

I guess God must have ran out of wind

The most annoying part of the discourse surrounding the woman who was stabbed on that train in the US is the amount of people holier-than-thou grandstanding about how nobody helped en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bystand... But everyone reckons they'd be a hero in retrospect

This statement appears unironically within an article discussing the recent Israeli strike on the Hamas negotiating team in Qatar. Does this not make it OBVIOUS they don't want to negotiate?

There's a lesson here, that I truly wish people would heed - when Reform are talked about, their polling improves. But when Reform talk about themselves, their polling goes down The lesson? Don't engage. They are fuelled by reaction. Let them talk themselves into oblivion

It Only Tuesday https://theonion.com/it-only-tuesday-1819569397/

1000 people arrested for speaking against a genocide. Flag-wanking free speech advocates nowhere to be found, Politicians silent Meanwhile Graham Linehan tells thousands of people to assault trans people, gets rightly arrested for it, and it's a massive issue that requires the law to be changed

I think the only good thing, that is if Keir Starmer can resist literally giving the government to Reform which I'm not entirely ruling out, I can see on the horizon is that Farage won't be PM while Trump is president. And yes I realise the bar is pretty low on this one

A pretty universal problem in modern politics is the amount of time everyone (other than the far left) dedicates to trying to "reach" the far right. The right and centrists obsess over compromise with them and the left wants to "de-radicalise" them, they get 100% of everyone's attention.

Currently playing Metal Gear Solid Delta and I've gotta say, I think you had to play it when it was new. I played every other mainline MGS game *except* for 3 when it was released. Can't remember the reason why. But playing 3 NOW and it is full of irritations despite it being "the best MGS game"

I'm not one for edgy humour, got plenty of it in the 2010's, so I rarely hear anything like that and laugh anymore BUT I was watching a stream today and someone said "it's a shame Anne Frank didn't get to see Home Alone it could have been a real game changer" And I must admit, that got me good

This adds a staggering +0 to the total number of MP's Reform has But on the flip side, Nadine was continuously criticised for being an absentee MP, and left the Tory party in embarrassment, not even being able to resign successfully. So she should feel right at home in Reform

"gRaHaM LiNeHAn WiLL bE ON thE riGhT SiDe oF HiStoRy" The only thing glinner deserves to be, is on the right side of a pair of prison bars.

If a mad god offered a choice of the UK slowly descending into fascism whilst the left creates scathing content about it OR open civil war - the latter is feeling mighty tempting tbh. Might still end up with fascism but at least it wont take 20 years of being continuously disgusted by my countrymen

In the spirit of Free Speech, I'd like to suggest that Wes Streeting be forcibly ejected from just about anywhere he thinks he should be able to exist

"hey Wes Streeting, who should laws protect? Washed up bigoted comedians or a protected minority group from online harassment and hate speech" At this point I'd pretend Wes Streeting would say something back but in my imagination he's too busy sucking down dogshit to speak

Have I had a stroke? How are these two things even remotely related? Nothing has radicalised me more than simply paying attention to things politicians are saying and doing. The WHOLE FUCKING SYSTEM is worthless and needs to go

Womp womp I wonder if he did something specific to make them check his blood pressure (can't imagine everyone getting arrested gets their BP taken) or whether they assumed his bloated nature was unusual