See, the trouble is most fruit is great in its ripest, best state. But very little fruit available is in this state. I’d like fruit a lot better if it always tasted like the best version of itself. Reese’s cups would never hurt me like fruit does.

omg everybody go draw a horse this is what the internet was made for gradient.horse

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Hot take: Reese’s Sticks are a top tier Reese’s candy. Why are they not available in fun size bags for holidays, etc?

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I just saw someone elsewhere on the internet refer to that raccoon that broke into the liquor store and got drunk as the “trashed panda” and I’m legitimately angry that I didn’t think of that.

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