You are ABSOLUTELY NOT going to regret listening to this bird:

New one for me, Heaps Normal - Quiet XPA. Quite fresh and tasty without the funky low abv aftertaste. #BskyBeer

Out batted. Out bowled. Out thought. OUT.

Hello! It’s #SmallBusinessSaturday so if you don’t know me… I’m Gail, a one woman business, based in #Manchester I create bold & colourful prints, homewares and cards gailmyerscough.co.uk

Maybe just maybe the Emperor Baz has no clothes? #cricket

Lithograph on paper by Peter Brook. ‘December Sheep Coming In’ From the Twelve Months Of The Year series 1976–7. Size 51 x 71 cm.

Here we go again… Get ready for Toxic Town 2. www.northantstelegraph.co.uk/news/environ...

Me when I’ve unloaded the dishwasher yet again.

Let's hear it for the very first winner of the Fifa peace prize.

When #TheClash came to #Hanley

Twat

I loved this song when it came out and still do to this day… “Here she is with two small problems and the best part of the blame…” youtu.be/NS0hpiN_z3g?...

I’m enjoying not watching the World Cup draw…

The joy of your five year old grandson discovering and loving ‘Tom and Jerry’. We’re currently watching the ‘Monsieur Le Pussycat’ episode.

I’ve switched the cricket off.

Interesting frost patterns this morning. Cat tails or ears of corn?

Unpopular opinion: the obsession with whether Nigel Farage is taking Russian money is obscuring us from the far more troubling reality of where he's actually taking money from. Yes, Russians have used Tether to launder money. So does everyone.

Monty is on Sky News vehemently defending the Frogfaced racist. They must be really rattled. Good.

Quality. 👏🏻

The latest gallery newsletter went out this afternoon. Excellent #Brighton and #SouthDowns related gift things for under £50, a calendar made in the sea, plus some free postage. eepurl.com/jtI9Hc

These coincidences, eh?

Great recovery from Root and Jof, giving it a slap when the game dictates you can. 👏🏻

Go on Jof! ☄️

The final print edition of 'The Dandy' hit the shelves on this day in 2012 (which also happened to be the comic's 75th birthday).

As for the rest of the England cricket team...arseholes.

ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT. Stick that up ya Shackledraggers!

Doris you knobhead!

Brook out. Uh oh.

Pleased to discover that slightly misnaming the national chess championship you won as a school child is a much more serious offence than repeatedly racially abusing your fellow pupils and telling them they should go to the gas chamber

Here we go again…

⚠️ @metoffice.gov.uk warning issued for fog, dense in places, in Northamptonshire. Valid from now until 9.45am.

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Amazing letter in The Times (also an unbelievable play fwiw)

Very sad news, it sounded like he was winning the latest battle with his ‘demons’. There was a good article about him in the Sunday Times this week.

I wonder how the Police are getting on with considering corporate manslaughter charges in the Contaminated Blood scandal...I'll not hold my breath.

Not rude things, a thread:

Dear Media, I think the real world has had enough news about the bloody budget and who said what. Thanks.

This poem is dedicated to anyone making a start on their advent calendar today.

Bill Gates Epstein Files latest From the new Private Eye, out now.

If you haven’t seen this before it’s well worth a watch - Ch4 at 9pm tonight…

He's m ng ist He’s check ice He find ou naught ice Norman Collier is comi town

A very happy St Andrew's Day to ye all! Awa for a dram.. Slainte! Winter on Loch Affric, Glen Affric #Scotland #StAndrewsDay #GlenAffric damianshields.photoshelter.com/p/2026-calendar

One thing that continues to amaze me about current F1 is Tsunoda’a level of surprise at how crap he is. 😂 #F1

Bloody hell, I hope that is a typo! A whole glass?!! Thank you but a definite no thanks!

Happy St.Andrews Day to all who celebrate. Enjoy your celebratory meal! *Salad not included

Didn’t see much of the game today. The Etzebeth gouge was one of the worst I’ve seen in years. He’d better get a lengthy ban or the disciplinary process is gone.

Derelict Basin - Tunstall #MauriceWade

Ted Kravitz is from the school of sports commentators that like to SHOUT. 🙉 #F1