This used to be a serious newspaper…

Fingers crossed there are still some sensible adults left on the Joint Chiefs of Staff…

This is the ultimate test for a constitutional order. Either constitutional mechanisms are used to check and balance this, and remove him from office, or they are not. For there can be no greater test for any constitution.

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This press conference on the ‘rescue’ mission is so overblown it makes you wonder what they seriously fucked up.

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“My morning sun is the drug that brings me near…”

Secret Garden with Attenborough is a great watch.

Tigers very much in ‘embarrassing’ territory now. UBB a different class.

A walk in the woods…

Went out for a walk in the woods, saw this… Apparently it’s known as ‘Moon Poo’. 😂

Happy Vern Day.

It’s been a Di Caprio weekend for me so far, Wolf of Wall Street last night and One Battle After Another tonight. Both decent in their own right, though I’m not sure about the level of hyperbole around the latter.

Error strewn but entertaining stuff at the Rec. #rugby

It’s been a while… Nolia AF Pale Ale - a very decent pale ale. #BskyBeer

An old favourite, certain tracks on here will always remind me of youthful drinking in The Kingfisher, Corby.

Time for some Doves.

'Up to St. John Street' Graphite Sketch

A few snippets of #GoodFriday folklore 🌠 It was believed that using a sewing needle on Good Friday would result in your dwelling being struck by lightning⚡ #Wales #History

If there are any ‘adults’ left in America they need to move this deranged old bastard on now.

OTD: 1974 Llanelli 10 Tigers 11 (B Jones 1t, F Jones 1t, Barker 1p) Stradey Park, 30 March Leicester played the Scarlets from 1896. By the 1970s they were alternating home fixtures each year, and away wins for the Tigers were rare. File the programme cover under ‘different times’.

Presumably Police are looking for a suspect with four fingers. *badumtish*

When he recorded 'Something's Gotten Hold of my Heart' with Marc Almond, I thought Gene Pitney was a very elderly man enjoying one last turn before Almond wheeled him back to the care home. Pitney was 48.

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It’s like Jacaknory does global conflict. FFS.

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Schrödinger’s MPs, even when they are actually there, they’re not there.

Political donations should be in sterling from UK bank accounts. If you can't pass the checks imposed on the origin of your wealth by a British bank, then you really shouldn't be funding our politicians anyway.

Footballer is leaving club…

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We tracked down the superyacht owned by the world’s sixth richest man. Larry Ellison won’t like what we did to it 🛥️🏴‍☠️

My posts keep getting reposted by what appear (to me) to be fake refugee / families in distress accounts. I block them every time but it’s becoming a pain in the arse. Anyone else seeing the same and resolved it?

Great thread by James…

I liked a bit of Enya, but this song became synonymous with a rugby fixture “ Sale Away”. 😂 #totp

Tiffany’s record company were bankrupted by the cost of the hair products. #totp

A certain section of Britain says “oh FFS” as Kylie & Jason come on. #totp

Paddy McAloon what a songwriter. #totp

Whitney classic - we used to change the words to this “I wanna go to BIPS with somebody”. If you’re from Corby you’d get that reference. 😂 #totp

Paid In Full, Eric B & Rakim, now we’re talking. #totp

PSB - It’s A Sin, vivid memories of a drunken camping holiday in Rhyl. #flashbacks #totp

It’s fair to say Marti Pellow wasn’t a dancer. #totp

I always hated T’Pau and the fact she has ‘dodgy’ views just proves I was right all along. #TOTP

Hooky giving it full Hooky on #TOTP1987

Really enjoyed Peaky Blinders : The Immortal Man.

Currently enjoying Stephen Morris’s book - Record, Play, Pause so this was my choice on the turntable this morning, my introduction to New Order / Joy Division… Thanks to @desdelboy.bsky.social for the book rec. 👍🏻

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What a driver…