Been a while

😊🍆💦🍑👣🏳️‍🌈😍😍😍👍

I have a new yiff niche

checking in I’m alive playing Clair obscur in my goon cave

Myself + Knot

So did we all kinda just get over sextwitter/sexsky at the same time. Cuz it feels like that

me waiting for you to finish speaking so i can tell you about the dream i had where we were both boyfriends but you were mad at me

I have been informed that I should be interpreting this as “not a straight up porn account” in which case @getmauled.bsky.social

ask me shit to distract me from tomorrow ngl.link/pupevans

tomorrows the big day!

So fucking hungry 🐷

yall literally made be blacklist the word orange because the depth of your political discourse is “orange man bad”. embarrassing for yall! grow a political opinion that can’t be expressed in memes and “shady reads” and get back to me

So much cum 💦

don’t forget! you have free will and can turn off the news whenever you want. who fucking cares, i turned it off and added 200 words to my blacklist. don’t let yourself feel peer pressured into doomscrolling.

looking for someone treat me like a stupid orc

#fcf - fat cum friday

noticed the auto labeler didn’t nsfw label those fat cum Friday pics 🙄 sorryyyyy. gotta repost with the label now.

rate my cock and/or ass and I will return the favor (cock/ass your choice). very honest cock/ass rates actually turn me on a lot…especially when there’s an explanation (and I always give an explanation) you do consent to an honest rating from me by participating though.

When he calls me a good boy

just for context with these things - 5 is the average 😭. that’s how im treating it at least

my instagram story, after leaving my cave to get lunch with a friend: "experiencing serious event drop right now. reminding myself it's normal. take care of yourself, protect your peace, and allow yourself to have raw emotions."

gotta go totally offline all day today. post tail in replies so i got something to come back to ❤️

happy chastity day I sized down today ٩(๑❛ᴗ❛๑)۶

bawruff 🥰 cock: 8/10 - an honest rating, you have a beautiful veiny, hard cock with attractive foreskin and a very healthy looking head, and a left curve that looks like a lot of fun. your balls and scrote compliment your cock well. i like that you shave around the shaft. keep doing that, it helps

rate my cock and/or ass and I will return the favor (cock/ass your choice). very honest cock/ass rates actually turn me on a lot…especially when there’s an explanation (and I always give an explanation) you do consent to an honest rating from me by participating though.

Ask me anything while I wait for Viva Piñata to copy to my steam deck. NOW. ngl.link/pupevans

look I usually hate bathroom/toilet vids but anyways here’s the proof. ft. obnoxious music and shaky camera skills

just blew a huge load on the floor of the work bathroom thinking about @dogboy.online’s pits and paws 🥰

then just something im super proud of but not 100%: boss hogg from hankeys

depth/non-plug that I can 100%: cutler X from hankeys

Three different answers (in replies)

anything @pupsnaxx.bsky.social says or does. next question

Ask me anything while I wait for Viva Piñata to copy to my steam deck. NOW. ngl.link/pupevans

this is me btw if you even care (like…5 years ago but I think about these pics all the time)

let 2025 be the year of trying new kinks that your 2024 brain told you were "ewwwww"

this is me btw if you even care (like…5 years ago but I think about these pics all the time)

whoops I keep interacting with totally normal sfw stuff on this account and not my alt. If you clicked on my profile from a post about politics or something im sorry!!!

when the same person has follow-unfollowed me for the 10th time and I still haven’t followed back

as a (now loyal) simp… to “findoms” and the like: if you want finsubs, sugar daddies or simps, do something worth simping for. be kind, be novel, be genuine, be something. there are a million guys on here with their cashapp tag in their bio, be more than that.

played with my butt too much in the shower and now my tum and insides are all mixed up 😵‍💫

yall left handed people are some freaky mfs, yall be on some filthy shit

like this post if you sub to at least one person on OnlyFans/JFF rn. i wanna see somethin *likes own post to start*

which one of you is gonna let me show off like this again

I don't watch "straight" (cis male, cis female) porn often but when I do, it's this position 🤤

1K followers… who told you all you could follow me? respect my privacy

dunno if “girldick” is the right term, but will this suffice for now?