Woohoo!! 🤘

Forkin' A RIGHT!! 🍴

This.

Every time I see an app or website use the term "challenge" for basic shit like buying stuff normally, I think of the dumbasses who think of it as an ACTUAL challenge and feel compelled to complete it. I wonder which warning labels allowed them to live this long... 🤔

Trump worships money, so a prosperity gospel dickhead is par for the course. Hopefully this shitshow is the smack in the face the people who buy into this prosperity horseshit need to finally realize they've been scammed. Then hopefully they wonder why god would allow that to happen to them.

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Some of the most consistently inaccurate writings to ever be displayed in visual form are the back cover descriptions of fiction books. 4/5 sentences are - at best - GROSS exaggerations. The rest would accurately describe an entirely different book.

I've been here for 20 minutes straight and haven't seen a single ad! HELP! How will I know what I'm supposed to be buying if no one will tell me?

@bronymike.bsky.social I still remember what you did to that Twist card... 🖕😁🖕

Hell yeah, Pixel Art FTW!

Somewhere on this platform are MAGA people who think they're sticking it to the libs by saying all the dumb shit they can actively remember. I would like to see it. I could use a good laugh.

Hard to get on BlueSky and post when all these PSX skies are grey as Fuuuuuuuuck

Tonight will be 2 not-that-good speedruns of Mario 64 as a drinking game... One starting from sober, the other from however lit the 1st run got me. The Tomfuckery and Shenanigans commence around 10:45pm PST. twitch.tv/AutomaticJackTV

@automaticjack.bsky.social I am here.