Alan Carr could get it. (I don’t think I mean that? But I do love him!)

My mom just sent me a post about “financial advice for young adults”… when I’m literally a Financial Planner. Guess she doesn’t think I’m very good at my job! 🙃

I love how perky my booty feels after leg day 😊

Happy Leif Erikson Day! Hinga Dinga Durgen

Decided to channel some retail therapy into buying something nice for my fiancé since I’ve been grumpy lately, and he puts up with me 🤗

Yeah, sure, Taylor’s new album is good. Let’s remember what today is actually about!

Upped my weights today, and now I can’t move 🫠

This seemed like a logical next step 🤷🏼‍♂️

I won’t fall asleep on the couch tonight. I won’t fall asleep on the couch tonight. I won’t… fall… asleep… 😴🛋️

I just uttered my first ever unironic “Yass Queen!” at the Dua Lipa concert, and idk where to go from here? 🙃

Happy Wine Wednesday, y’all! 🍷🍷🍷

Hey, it’s my birthday! Gonna celebrate by getting drunk in a speedo 🤗

I’m a man of many talents 💁🏼‍♂️

Haircut Day: Suit Edition

Gay ingenuity is taking a hit of poppers to lower your blood pressure after a stressful day at work

My most OCD tendency is that I like to match my underwear to my shirt 🙃

Forgot today was Thursday, and not Wednesday. We love a short week! 😁

I want to become someone who posts Instagram stories more often, but I’m afraid of people judging me 🥺

If you say so? 🤷🏼‍♂️

Let’s see you at 21. How I sometimes miss my emaciated twink era 🥰

Haven’t fit in these shorts since my hip surgery 4 years ago. Celebrated with with my fastest run this year! 🏃‍♂️💨😋

“Gotta Catch ’Em All!” -The Mets, probably @duncanbwell.bsky.social

So am I a twink again? 👶🏻

👨🏻👨🏻👨🏻

Huh, and here I thought they were (sauce)pan sexual! I’ll be here all week…

reskeet with a tweet you still think about

Bloomfs are starting to show up on my Instagram explore page, but I’m too shy to follow 😳

The workout only counts if you post about it, right? 🤔💪🏼

I think it’s time for a haircut 😬

This was the first weekend in literal months where we haven’t had any plans, and it’s been so nice to do ABSOLUTELY NOTHING

I’m the type of hungover where water tastes GREAT, and for that, I am thankful 😁

You're telling me my 70 year old parents are going to open their New Yorker subscription this week and learn about SNIFFIES!??!!

☺️

Shh, don’t tell my dentist I’m not wearing my Invisalign to the FI Underwear Party 🤫

Accidentally looked at my little sister’s phone screen and saw that she was sexting her boyfriend 🙃

Why are speedos so expensive?! They’re literally tiny pieces of fabric!

Why is my aunt trying so hard to convince me to go to P-Town? 🤨

My dad just called me a “sun goddess,” and tbh he’s not wrong 😎☀️

Berlin to Bombay, New York to LA Tokyo to Tahoe, boys are my cocaine Bikers and the dumb bros, daddies and the gym hoes Prowling like a kitty cat, I want to get you all alone

I hate when a hot guy gets bad tattoos ☹️

Officially 1 year until I can call him my husband 🥰🍾👬 @duncanbwell.bsky.social

Why is this portrait in the JFK bathroom making me feel…things? 🫦

It’s not a sundae, it’s a banana split 🍌

This is who runs this account:

~fAnCy~ @duncanbwell.bsky.social

Happy Birthday @duncanbwell.bsky.social 😘

Why is the Cha Cha Slide playing at the gay bar rn? 🤔

I… think I found an upper body circuit I actually enjoy?! 😮

🤤🤤🤤

I did the thing where I accidentally open this in public on a Friday (again) 😅