Patrick
@pattyb92.bsky.social
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Need to get followers somehow 🤷🏼♂️
about 1 year ago
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We do both love a tall man! 😍
1 day ago
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Bought a new brand of underwear for the first time in years. Can’t wait to inevitably be disappointed in them! 🙃
5 days ago
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Woke up to no hot water in our apartment. Happy Friday the 13th! 🤗
12 days ago
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It’s finally warm enough to run outside again! 😍
13 days ago
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✂️💇🏼♂️✂️
15 days ago
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Bonus hit today, and it’s got me feeling boujee AF 🤑
19 days ago
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5 months til the wedding! Lifting routine going well, but very over the treadmill 😵💫
21 days ago
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Foreskin be like:
23 days ago
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🥶🥶
about 1 month ago
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I just got a Partiful notification that someone has a crush on me, and I’ve never been so stressed in my life 😳
about 1 month ago
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My hot dentist stood me up, and I got stuck seeing his (female) partner instead 😢
about 1 month ago
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New jacket lowkey giving Flasher trench coat vibes
about 1 month ago
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I dropped my phone in a toilet in January 2017, so I don’t have any pics from 2016 on my phone 🥲
about 1 month ago
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If you follow-up on an email in less than 24 hrs, I can promise you that it will now take me even longer to respond to you. 🙄
about 1 month ago
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I’m having a Bad Hair Day, but also a Good Butt Day? I’ll call it a win 🤷🏼♂️
about 1 month ago
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Having a dog that doesn’t bark is great until he can’t wake you up at night and has an accident in your living room instead 💩
about 2 months ago
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7 months til our wedding! Posting this here to hold myself accountable to my fitness/diet plan 🙃
about 2 months ago
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The wedding diet starts… on Monday. 🙃
about 2 months ago
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My New Year’s Resolutions are: 1) Lift 4-5x per week 2) Uncover
@bostongayboy.bsky.social
‘s true identity 3) ⬇️ more often
about 2 months ago
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Happy New Year!! From me and
@duncanbwell.bsky.social
😁
about 2 months ago
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We love a drunk Instagram Ad purchase 🙂↕️🦊
about 2 months ago
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Okay, but Shane Hollander’s dad tho? 🫦
2 months ago
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‘Twas the night before Christmas… 🎅🏼
2 months ago
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“Patty the Elf, what’s your favorite liquor?” Twink me, c. 2013
2 months ago
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I was today years old when I learned that the Kansas City Chiefs are based out of Missouri and not…Kansas. 🙃
2 months ago
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Couples who repost each other’s stories… y? 🤔
3 months ago
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Happy Holidays from me and my favorite ornament
3 months ago
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Tipped for a karaoke song, but left the bar before it played 😢
3 months ago
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Almost had a midlife crisis (looked into HYROX), but thankfully I just signed up for another half marathon instead ☺️
3 months ago
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My fiancé said he liked it, so I guess I’m keeping it? 🤷🏼♂️
add a skeleton here at some point
3 months ago
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Nothing makes me happier than seeing someone I don’t like post an Instagram that does poorly 🙂↕️
3 months ago
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My fiancé is on a boys’ trip for the weekend, and I’m celebrating having the apt to myself by binging all 3 seasons of Flavor of Love
3 months ago
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Robert Irwin is… problematic for me. 🫦
3 months ago
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Imma sucker for a guy with dark hair and blue eyes 😍
3 months ago
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“Need wood? We’ve got it!”
3 months ago
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Regardless of your sexuality, everyone who watches Brendan Fraser and Elizabeth Hurley in the movie Bedazzled is a little bisexual by the end 🤤
3 months ago
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reposted by
Patrick
4 months ago
@pattyb92.bsky.social
being a playful pigeon.
#bro
#cute
#boyfriend
#sundayfunday
#tarrytown
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Today has kinda sucked, but I’m making myself a spicy vodka sauce for dinner, so at least that’s something to look forward to! 👨🏻🍳
4 months ago
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No Shave November, but with my body hair
4 months ago
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It’s my favorite day of the year! Happy NYC Marathon!! 🏃♂️🎉🍻
4 months ago
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So Bert & Ernie WERE more than roommates?! 😏 Happy Halloween!
@duncanbwell.bsky.social
4 months ago
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Alan Carr could get it. (I don’t think I mean that? But I do love him!)
4 months ago
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My mom just sent me a post about “financial advice for young adults”… when I’m literally a Financial Planner. Guess she doesn’t think I’m very good at my job! 🙃
4 months ago
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I love how perky my booty feels after leg day 😊
4 months ago
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Happy Leif Erikson Day! Hinga Dinga Durgen
5 months ago
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Decided to channel some retail therapy into buying something nice for my fiancé since I’ve been grumpy lately, and he puts up with me 🤗
5 months ago
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Yeah, sure, Taylor’s new album is good. Let’s remember what today is actually about!
5 months ago
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Upped my weights today, and now I can’t move 🫠
5 months ago
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This seemed like a logical next step 🤷🏼♂️
add a skeleton here at some point
5 months ago
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I won’t fall asleep on the couch tonight. I won’t fall asleep on the couch tonight. I won’t… fall… asleep… 😴🛋️
5 months ago
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