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11 months ago
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Alan Carr could get it. (I don’t think I mean that? But I do love him!)
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My mom just sent me a post about “financial advice for young adults”… when I’m literally a Financial Planner. Guess she doesn’t think I’m very good at my job! 🙃
12 days ago
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I love how perky my booty feels after leg day 😊
13 days ago
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Happy Leif Erikson Day! Hinga Dinga Durgen
18 days ago
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Decided to channel some retail therapy into buying something nice for my fiancé since I’ve been grumpy lately, and he puts up with me 🤗
19 days ago
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Yeah, sure, Taylor’s new album is good. Let’s remember what today is actually about!
24 days ago
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Upped my weights today, and now I can’t move 🫠
28 days ago
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This seemed like a logical next step 🤷🏼♂️
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29 days ago
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I won’t fall asleep on the couch tonight. I won’t fall asleep on the couch tonight. I won’t… fall… asleep… 😴🛋️
30 days ago
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I just uttered my first ever unironic “Yass Queen!” at the Dua Lipa concert, and idk where to go from here? 🙃
about 1 month ago
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Happy Wine Wednesday, y’all! 🍷🍷🍷
about 1 month ago
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Hey, it’s my birthday! Gonna celebrate by getting drunk in a speedo 🤗
about 1 month ago
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I’m a man of many talents 💁🏼♂️
about 1 month ago
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Haircut Day: Suit Edition
about 2 months ago
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Gay ingenuity is taking a hit of poppers to lower your blood pressure after a stressful day at work
about 2 months ago
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My most OCD tendency is that I like to match my underwear to my shirt 🙃
about 2 months ago
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Forgot today was Thursday, and not Wednesday. We love a short week! 😁
about 2 months ago
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I want to become someone who posts Instagram stories more often, but I’m afraid of people judging me 🥺
about 2 months ago
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If you say so? 🤷🏼♂️
about 2 months ago
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Let’s see you at 21. How I sometimes miss my emaciated twink era 🥰
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2 months ago
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Haven’t fit in these shorts since my hip surgery 4 years ago. Celebrated with with my fastest run this year! 🏃♂️💨😋
2 months ago
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“Gotta Catch ’Em All!” -The Mets, probably
@duncanbwell.bsky.social
2 months ago
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So am I a twink again? 👶🏻
2 months ago
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👨🏻👨🏻👨🏻
2 months ago
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Huh, and here I thought they were (sauce)pan sexual! I’ll be here all week…
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2 months ago
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reskeet with a tweet you still think about
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3 months ago
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Bloomfs are starting to show up on my Instagram explore page, but I’m too shy to follow 😳
3 months ago
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The workout only counts if you post about it, right? 🤔💪🏼
3 months ago
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I think it’s time for a haircut 😬
3 months ago
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This was the first weekend in literal months where we haven’t had any plans, and it’s been so nice to do ABSOLUTELY NOTHING
3 months ago
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I’m the type of hungover where water tastes GREAT, and for that, I am thankful 😁
3 months ago
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sommelier manic 🦭
3 months ago
You're telling me my 70 year old parents are going to open their New Yorker subscription this week and learn about SNIFFIES!??!!
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3 months ago
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Shh, don’t tell my dentist I’m not wearing my Invisalign to the FI Underwear Party 🤫
3 months ago
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Accidentally looked at my little sister’s phone screen and saw that she was sexting her boyfriend 🙃
3 months ago
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Why are speedos so expensive?! They’re literally tiny pieces of fabric!
3 months ago
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Why is my aunt trying so hard to convince me to go to P-Town? 🤨
4 months ago
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My dad just called me a “sun goddess,” and tbh he’s not wrong 😎☀️
4 months ago
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Colin
4 months ago
Berlin to Bombay, New York to LA Tokyo to Tahoe, boys are my cocaine Bikers and the dumb bros, daddies and the gym hoes Prowling like a kitty cat, I want to get you all alone
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I hate when a hot guy gets bad tattoos ☹️
4 months ago
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Officially 1 year until I can call him my husband 🥰🍾👬
@duncanbwell.bsky.social
4 months ago
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Why is this portrait in the JFK bathroom making me feel…things? 🫦
4 months ago
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It’s not a sundae, it’s a banana split 🍌
4 months ago
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This is who runs this account:
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4 months ago
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~fAnCy~
@duncanbwell.bsky.social
5 months ago
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Happy Birthday
@duncanbwell.bsky.social
😘
5 months ago
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Why is the Cha Cha Slide playing at the gay bar rn? 🤔
5 months ago
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I… think I found an upper body circuit I actually enjoy?! 😮
5 months ago
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🤤🤤🤤
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5 months ago
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I did the thing where I accidentally open this in public on a Friday (again) 😅
5 months ago
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