At the big death metal show hoping someone appreciates my new Joanna Newsom hand tattoos

Blessed with some early autumn weather out in the cornfields...Yes, this is good.

Looking for a screamo sugar daddy to buy all my records so I give up the ghost and become a comic book nerd full time. Mostly serious, inquire within.

Amping myself up with dungeon synth to go on an epic QUEST (walking on a treadmill at a slightly brisk pace)

Til death do us part now includes helping out at the small town bowling alley on Friday night

Catch me obsessing over my soft palate

I wanna be mysterious so bad but I just cannot shut the fuck up.

Leaving Toronto with more good feelings than bad and sometimes that's the most you can hope for.

At the screamo show wondering, "How does one lower back?" So this is 39.

Running on 4 hours sleep before the start of the big screamo weekend and willing to spill so much tea. I kid. Unless...

The non-binary equivalent of "wife guy"

There are a fair few downsides to relocating to a small town. That being said, I've been sitting in my backyard at night and watching fireflies and, yeah, that's really nice.

Spoke to a Venezuelan grandmother next to me on the train who was visiting her grandchildren in Canada through Google translate and my broken childhood Spanish and oh man, do I miss my grandma so bad right now.

When Via Rail starts giving out water and cookies, you know your evening is going downhill real bad

Last day working in Toronto. So long smokey hellscape.

The desire to appreciate people enjoying things vs the desire to proclaim how irritating you find their favourite band.

Took the streetcar in the least convenient route to be able to listlessly appreciate some of the city before leaving for good. Big feelings for someone with a bunch of magic cards in their bag.

Gave my notice in at work and will no longer be commuting 4+ hours to Toronto for my inflexible job. Took a job at the local cafe / bookstore and while I'm nervous, I'm excited to prioritize the health and happiness of myself and my family moving forward. Feeling truly like a small townie now.

Haven't really talked to anyone about it yet, but I'll no longer be in Toronto for much of anything beyond an odd visit soon. Excited but also scared at the prospect.

Sometimes I think I have a hot take and then realize I'm just falling into jerkbag tendencies.

Does this mean we're going to get NYC skinned shock lands in Spider-Man?!

Been thinking a lot about how starting/ ultimately stopping hrt during a global pandemic/ a period of severe isolation may not have been giving myself the best chance...

Let's goooo

Deck list for MTG regional championship submitted Gonna try to just have fun this weekend in Montreal regardless. Omni main, baby

Screamo lives

Wish I felt prouder of this but TBH it's more indicative of feeling pretty manic since being off work injured Omni main bb

Waking from a fever dream, sweaty and frantic: "Why doesn't anyone floorpunch anymore??"

Getting my second Joanna Newsom tattoo tomorrow. Please don't get cancelled, please don't get cancelled.

Hurray! Played a tuned Esper Pixie list RW Mice WB Sacrifice UW Omni Jeskai Oculus Now I get to sweat it out tomorrow.

UNLIMITED POWER

Turns out I don't hate my job, I just need a new mouse 🐁

Getting "Oops"-ed to winning 2-0. The vengeance is sweet.

Really don't have a lot of MTG friends on here...But I've been having so much fun playing this deck. Currently on a 20 match heater through Platinum + Diamond... Will be hard to take my mind off it as my first choice for Regionals in May

Sweating profusely

5-0 at an RCQ in Leamington, Ontario to finally get my RC invite yayyy 😡😡😡

3-0, 6-0 your small town pre-release and then win the door prize booster box. Entering my local villain era.

It's like the weed number but not as good!

Who else up here contemplating head tats?

I'm going to annoy so many people by siding this in in Kaito mirrors More like ninj-who amirite?

Why was I cursed by this monstrous form and SO MANY FEELINGS?

But have you considered picking it up and playing it again? RIP Tithing Blade

Today I learned Disney owns the publishing rights to some of Breaking Benjamin's catalog... Intrigued

Keep losing the only match that actually matters to qualify. Why have you forsaken me??

4-0-1 at another Qualifier. Please, just one more 😡

Made top 8 of a lil' magic tournament! One more win to qualify for Regional Champs in Montreal

Watching TikToks at full volume in a cafe is sociopathic behaviour. This person needs to be studied.

Chased a bat out of my grandmother-in-laws home last night. New country level activated.

Found the rubber stamp I used for my DIY emo label that ended forever ago. Extremely weird memory deluge happening over here.

My train back and forth from Chatham to Toronto is late so often that I'm honestly swimming in Via points like I'm Scrooge McDuck

Wife nixed the idea of starting a sardonic lifestyle brand titled: Viral Load