tummy hurt.....

The goat swim.

Official 2017 legally binding Mario/Peach-themed marriage certificate from Japan. Filling out this form and submitting it at the municipal office of residence immediately results in a recognized marriage once processed.

New video! 🚨 The panda "assault" in Homer vs. Dignity is one of the most infamous sequences in series history. But does one really bad scene make this episode one of the worst episode? Or is Homer vs. Dignity merely a mixed bag? 🐼 youtu.be/MQND6a31Oro?...

hes just... laying with me???? not jumping in front of the tv or trying yo dig through carpet to get my attention???? is he sick????

i changed my bed sheets and paul is fascinated

a box for every kitty

waow... baby girl.....

constantly thinking about this post while rewatching madoka

the CIA is ltke the BIA excempt it vomes after uk so hood at wjgdokes

all the schools and my job have been closed today because of the weather there is no snow, and its only -17° why is everything closed then thats nothing

10 hour shift of doing literally nothing all day is almost done.....

Gary Larson: In my cartoon I invented Cow Tools as a cautionary tale Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools

Someone in @nellieandgrits.bsky.social’s stream today said Tiger-chan was basically Penny’s stand and I lost my mind. #EndlessMonday #PixelArt #ドット絵

BABY KIYYE

why do t kitties love amma..... mama alobes them ao much and they dont qanna cullse woth amma.......

ive had two 40/60 gin and tonics and i dont feel shit why wont kitties come snuggle with mama theirr so soft and fluffy and soft and baby

Super Mario Strikers and Mario Strikers Charged contain a threatening comment in the code for the shot accuracy variable: "DO NOT TOUCH THIS NUMBER MIKE INGLEHART". Ironically, the number has in fact been touched, since it was cut in half between the two games.

why did i buy paçzki im trying to lose weight....

my ear hurts.....

i thought this was a neat feature but having to do it manually just makes it worthless

The kiosk demo of Mario Kart DS contained "Flesh Trucks" due to a spelling error. While the error was fixed in the final version, looking at the preview image for GCN Mushroom Bridge very closely shows that the truck still has an L. As such, the memory of the Flesh Truck remains.

Endless Monday: Dreams and Deadlines is discounted on Steam to celebrate the announcement of a new game! store.steampowered.com/app/2262610/...

oobs that was an accident

Procrastinating @hcnone.bsky.social

My next game "Endless Monday: In Progress" is coming later this year (probably)!! Penny and crew are off on another adventure, thanks to your love and support!! 💙 You can wishlist here! -> store.steampowered.com/app/2627590/...

enjoy your deathtrap, ladies!

cinema

"medium" this is as spicy as a normal can of tomato sauce as in not at all god i hate it here

mlemmlemmlemmlem

i haven't had these in years (as evident that they expired in 2018 and the box was still full) but they smell just like i remember

PDOCORN!??((!!!!!!;

i should sleep bit im mildnt drubk and wwant popcorn

she is now back outside, i think ahe was scared of the rain yesterday

no stream tonight due to the kitty

so uhhhh stray kuroneko followed me in shes scared now and is hiding under the bed i dont know what to do i dont think she understands litterboxes or anything and idk if she has fleas or not

New video! 🚨 Lenny is just a guy. Lenny is not special. Lenny doesn't really do anything. So, of course, Lenny is one of the most beloved characters in Simpsons history. Let's take a look at the man, the meme, the legend, and try to figure out what all the buzz is about 👀 youtu.be/b1x9a-dX_I8?...

mmmmm cheesd

hello

The washing machine

瞳の日にゃあ🐱 #イラスト #ラブライブ

year of the horse

no way is setsuna the king of team plasma????

fuck

holy fucking shit miku piccross

Galaxy Gang ⭐️