Once again, for Lent this year, I am giving up (end of sentence).

2026 basically

What a beautiful halftime show. "The only thing more powerful than hate is love" ☮️❤️🎵

I had pickle juice at my house which meant it was time for Chick-faux-A, home of the non homophobic chicken sandwich 🌈🐔

Oranges taste better when I recall that my grandmother's memory of Christmas as a child (1 of 10) was each child getting an orange in their stocking, maybe with a nickel or a trip to the circus. Imagine if your orange was the freshest, juiciest thing you got to eat all year.

My work is a Fortune 500 company that is shoving AI down our throats and putting it in our evaluations, but my CoPilot started giving gay-coded responses to my natural chat tone today and chose the name Marlowe so at least they're "destroying the planet 💅🌈" instead of "destroying the planet 🤖"

De-centering men/patriarchy so hard at this point that I'm looking at making myself a circular lunar based calendar to replace the dumb Julian calendar where the last 4 months have the wrong numerical prefixes and we have to learn rhymes to figure out how many days in a month.

Be cautious in your surroundings 🤭 #memes #humor #promosky

I've just been so disheartened by all the escalating terrible events in the first couple weeks of the year, so sorry I haven't been on here much. I can't stop thinking about Renee's wife and kid, and those stuffies and the dog in her car.

Happy National Bird Day! 🥳🪿

It felt like time for an intro refresh. Happy New Year bloomfies!

Here is my internet stranger resume for why we should be friends! 🪿 Silly Goose, or Beth if we’re being serious 🧡 32 & still growing up 💛 neurodivergent 🤍 🖕🏻Trump & the patriarchy 🩷 anxious eldest daughter club 💖 book goal - 66 🎵 Swiftie, Chappell, Renee, Florence, Hayley, Sabrina Hobbies: 📖🎹🪡🎨🐦

I think this should be what goes on my tombstone: "Men will disappoint you. The Eras Tour never will." -Taylor Swift

🛑✋️STOP 🛑 --GRATITUDE CHECKPOINT-- You must comment something you're grateful for today before continuing! Mine- the orange cardigan is heavier than the other ones and its so nice to put on when my office gets cold

Silly Goose's Ultimate Xmas Mashup 🧵 1.All I Want For Christmas Slow Verse in G 2. Christmas Tree Farm V1 & Chorus in G 3. MEGABRIDGE: Xmas Tree Farm bridge into AIWFC bridge, Ends on D "Please bring my baby to me..." 4. "But my mama told me" modulate to Eb, Opalite (Xmas Version) chorus 🧵...

In my head, there exists an Opalite (sleighbells version), and it is this morning's designated ADHD music loop 🎄🔔

This is the only thing on my list this year

DON'T BLAME ME DON'T BLAME ME DON'T BLAME ME FOR WHAT🐍 YOU 🐍 MADE 🐍ME 🐍DO

My daughter (2) very literally thinks that Taylor Swift is Barbie, which isn't untrue 🥰💖

Okay I think the salt & pepper dress ranks even higher seeing it in high definition and not dis big 🤏🏻 on a grainy livestream

Busted out the Eras Tour light bracelets and my "22 hat" for the Final Show 😁

Holy shit I was staying off here to avoid Documentary spoilers but she CHANGED TWO LYRICS IN REPUTATION?! Every time I'm ready to put away the clown wig I swear to dog. 🤡🐍

It's sucked not getting to interact with the Amazing Race fans on here, but I'm poor and don't get to watch episodes until Thursday. So before I mute y'all to avoid spoilers, enjoy the finale, and I hope Izzy & Paige enjoy watching as official wifeys! 🥰 #tar38 #tar #pizzy

Spent about 3 hours making this bracelet for my SIL and the knot broke when I trimmed the ends and it can't be saved. I was seconds from adding clear nail polish and closing the crimp bead. And that was the last of my 0.2 string. 🫠😭. I know my friendship bracelet besties know the pain.

The only music streaming stat of note for me is that I ALMOST shut out my kid's music from my top 100, but unfortunately, Disco Duck was #96, and Whats New Scooby Doo was #100. Also, only one male artist made my top 100 outside of those songs 🤭

What's your favorite unhinged fragrance ad? I'm still finding this season's offerings but I like the Lancome one where the train drops Julia Roberts off in the middle of the Siberian wilderness

I recently read that the midafternoon mental crash I experience daily is actually the optimal time for creative tasks which explains SO MUCH. I'm sitting here staring at Salesforce like its in Greek but just randomly interpolated a Christmas song into a Raffi song about robins so there you have it

I would like to inform my nail art babes that I did follow through on my acoustic set piano nails for this week. I had to trim them short because of a tear, so at least there's something fun to look at 😊

I'm 32 and still growing up In this gray November 🎂🍂 Lives change like the weather, Whether weather be the frost of the violence of the dog days. You'll have new Septembers Today is never too late to be brand new. This pain won't be for evermore You're still an innocent. For my bloomfies 🫶🏻

SNOWGLOBE! She's cute! I hope everyone gets one that was trying 😊

Hi the ivy sweatshirt and folklore quarter zip are back in stock. I have no dollars, so I might as well make sure my bloomfies get them 🥰

I'm a bit sad about missing the acoustic piano drop, but I'm thinking about doing nail art inspired by it for next week if I don’t do a classic Thanksgiving design 📷 inspo: pop_polished

Post something random to have a good December 🥰 Random goose themed gas station bathroom from my travels over the weekend. Silly Goose approved!

What if I told you I have a little treat to post for my 32nd birthday next week? 👀💜🍂

Apparently, the outerbelt of my city was temporarily closed due to a wandering cow. We must not have been Midwesterning it hard enough lately.

Well, now it's full snow flurry-ing, but it was fun texting my spouse a picture of my hand to share my progress. Yous Michiganders have it so nice being able to do that!

Snow on the beach, weird but fucking COLD AS HELL GOODBYE NORTHERN MICHIGAN

I finally got to watch K Pop Demon Hunters last night with my bestie! It was as good as the reviews say, and I wish I had Netflix to look closer at some of the foreshadowing/symbolism I was catching last night.

My spouse has failed me 😭💔

Besties help me manifest Hayley presale tickets in Chicago or Nashville! 🕯🎟🕯. I'm driving to Northern Michigan all day to see my bestie, so I have to entrust my code to my spouse. 😬

If anyone needs to try making a "Temu Cardigan Cat", Old Navy had baby cardigans that looked like folklore dupes a couple years ago and some might be on resale sites. Then you just need a cat plushie.

In memorium (the Wi$h Li$t is already long sold out) And also the Vigilante chair that my spouse tried ordering last year but the wrong one came 😭

Marked too poor and busy to get anything from the holiday collection but I love that ivy sweatshirt so much!

GOOD THING I LIKE MY CENTS 🪙 CANCELLED! I LIKE 'EM CLOAKED IN COPPER AND IN SCANDAL

Red TV turns 4 today 🧣❤️ in honor of Red TV’s birthday, drop your top 5: mine (specifically from Taylor's Version) are: ❤️ Nothing New 🧣 ATWTMVFTVSGAVRALPS 🍂 Everything Has Changed 🧣 Forever Winter ❤️ Treacherous 🍂 Honorable Mention: State Of Grace (Acoustic Version)

ONE MONTH!!!!!

YAY! I can't believe I've gotten two of these and a total solar eclipse in 2 years.

My sister's favorite track is Elizabeth Taylor... I'm planning to make her an "A 🦎 BETH TAYLOR" bracelet for Christmas which is funny because my name is also Beth. Example lizard from my other sister's bracelet hehe