I love TLOASG, and the few critiques I have I don’t feel are worth mentioning while we're all just enjoying the album...except ONE THING. I really really REALLY need some percussive flare on Opalite after "lightning strikes". In my head it's like the whip on Sabrina's "That boy is corrupt (💥!)"

Can I ask you a question??? Am I just having neurodivergent sensitivity or is it weird having the charm on the opalite bracelet right next to the clasp? I'm considering if I should move the charm to the opposite side but then it would pull the clasp to the top. I might just shorten the chain.

Pop Quiz! Hopefully this helps. Everything sucks and life's hard. Whose protest/recession music do you want to hear? A) a billionaire popstar B) small indie artists who have bills like ours Everything sucks and you just want some joy. You listen to A) depressing music B)happy dance pop escapism

DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A SNAKE WITH AN EMBLEM TONGUE AND A SLITHERY TAIL? (Click to enlarge)

Does it look kind of "snakey" to you if you line them up vertically or am I clowning so hard right now?

Hey has anyone used the Easter Egg numbering on these to put them in order? After she confirmed the song list Eras Stage I'm suspicious of the alignment & spacing

Hey has anyone used the Easter Egg numbering on these to put them in order? After she confirmed the song list Eras Stage I'm suspicious of the alignment & spacing

Taylor "We tell the world to leave us the fuck alone and they do" Millenials:

Nailed it 😂 "I'm never going to leave you out." "My brother used to call it 'eating out of the trash'"

Post Release Party Ranking 1 Opalite 2 Eldest Daughter 3 The Fate of Ophelia *Honorable Mention* Wood (Clean Version in Theaters) 4 Cancelled! 5 Father Figure 6 Actually Romantic 7 Elizabeth Taylor 8 The Life Of A Showgirl 9 Wood 10 Wi$h Li$t 11 Honey 12 Ruin The Friendship No skips, kept it 💯

NO SPOILER PSA ABOUT THE FILM: At least for the matinees, they play the clean version. (There were so many adorable little girls in their dance costumes omg). So if you have a friend doing a social media blackout until their show, you'll have to tell them why everyone is giggling.

Final bracelet collection for the premier!

Is the silliest lyric her saying her dick is bigger? Comparing a hater to a chihuahua? New heights of manhood? The most random noise was the 2 second flute solo in Honey which is funny because I am a flutist music major and I've been craving more non-synth instrumentals (which we definitely got!)

Okay I remember the part of Wood I liked after I got over...ya know 😅 Daisies aren't lucky for her: YOYOK "pick the petals he loves me not" Pennies aren't lucky for her: The 1 "...tossing pennies in the pool. And if my wishes came true, it would've been you"

Good morning showgirls!! All weather reports are forecasting opalite skies ✨️🌄✨️

Father Figure - Taylor Swift

1 True! 2 So close, she actually broke the stacked harmony for it 3. VERY TRUE 4. TRUE😭 5. not really 6. I think so? I need another listen 7.Yes and also exactly what we thought though 8. TBD 9. Nah 10. Nope 11. Idk where I found those lyrics but no? 12. FLUTE SOLO 13 tbd 14 yes 15 no 16 tbd 17 tbd

I think I accurately pre-claimed Eldest Daughter & Opalite, I really loved both and Eldest Daughter had me crying basically immediately as expected. Actually Romantic was my unexpected other 1st listen favorite. Comparing the Brads & Chads to barking chihuahuas is gold 😂

Taylor, I can't write fast enough to capture these lyrics you're throwing down! That was an incredible first listen!

Eldest daughter tears have occurred 😭😭😭😭😭

Taylor!!! Daddy? Okay 👍

Aaannnd we're off to a great start... come on Spotify!!

I thought Taylor might prefer the hot ❤️‍🔥 honey. I hope she brings me some good bops tonight! 😊🙏

*ZOOMIES INTENSIFY*

Oh god if this is part of Eldest Daughter I am Tayrified of what this track will do to me

IMPORTANT QUESTION: where are the sourdough swifties on here, and can I please see your commemorative TS12 loaves if you made some? ❤️‍🔥🥖🍞

So hoping we know what all this exiting business is about tonight. Also thanks for reminding me my cardigan hasn't shipped yet, TN 😭

How are we reacting to our first listens tonight/tomorrow? Is anybody else going to play it in order at 12:00ET and just live react here? Are we doing threads, or just yapping with random posts as we go? I'm so excited! Yappin will happen!

This question, but in silly goose style: which track do you think will be the silliest? Will it have a squacking bird noise (IION?) or an interrupting cat (Lavender Haze)? Will it contain a random but iconic line like coming back stronger than a 90s trend?

Hey, @inasimpleway.swifties.social it's Beth & Cleo from Finch! It literally just occurred to me that your birb is getting a namesake song! 🍯🐝 Now I'm extra excited to hear it tonight! ✨️🙀✨️

A Silly Goose Prediction Thread🧵 (NO SPOILERS UNLESS I AM SECRETLY CASSANDRA IN WHICH CASE YOU WON'T BELIEVE ME ANYWAY) 1. Something makes me say "dammmnnn" to myself within 5 seconds 2. The words "The fate of Ophelia" are sung with vocal stacking like with "King of my heart" 3. The bass be slappin

Twas the night before TS12 and all through the hou- ITS TIME TO MAKE CHAI COOKIES!!!!!!

Only 2 days till TS12 ❤️‍🔥 Rank the track 2s to celebrate! 💜Sparks Fly 🩶cardigan 💙Maroon 🩷Cruel Summer 🤎champagne problems 🩵Blank Space ❤️Red 💚Picture To Burn 🖤End Game 💛Fifteen 🤍The Tortured Poets Department

If the government is shut down then I say Taylor Swift is president now since she's the only one showing up for us this week 💃🏼

Pre-Showgirl Top 5 🤎evermore🍂 🩶folklore ❤️Red 💜Speak Now 🩵1989

WAIT SHOULD I MAKE ANOTHER ONE BUT SPELL IT "HUNNY" LIKE WINNIE THE POOH?! 🙀

Blessings: Pinterest Tutorials Learning Quickly ADHD hyperfixation Creativity Curses: Overdoing Things Emotional Attachment I need to go back to basics before I refuse to trade anything 😂.

Ahhh I tried braiding for the first time and look how it came out (of the closet)!!

Looking to Sabrina & Taylor for ideas on how to dress for Hot Girl Autumn 🍂 ❤️‍🔥

I'm only halfway watching the game but its fun that we're all here to yap and get hyped for album release week 🙌

"⛑️" -hard quote

Is Opalite my new favorite? 🙀

I am quaking in my boots about Eldest Daughter. I have a high suspicion she may dethrone all other track 5s. 🤎Tolerate It 🩶My Tears Ricochet ❤️All Too Well 💜Dear John 🖤Delicate 💙You’re On Your Own, Kid 🩵All You Had to Do Was Stay 🤍So Long, London 🩷The Archer 💛White Horse 💚Cold as You

Not here to belittle or debate anyone's faith, just sharing my experience. My belief in god unwound when I realized there were significant issues with the "all loving" part. My faith could overcome any other inconsistency, but once there's doubt in that abslusive/genocidal "love"...

Look I'm not a collector and for me this is crazy! I love the vinyls and congrats to everyone who got signed or unique editions 🥳

Texted my coworker instead of my spouse with what kind of pads I need...and I used the descriptor "lime flavor" 🙃🙃🙃. Thank dog it was my work bestie and not my in-laws or window guy!

Oh yeah, its all coming together 😏❤️‍🔥

He forgot to tariff meatballs, lingdonberry, and their annual gay rainbow cake so I'm not going anywhere 😘🌈🇸🇪

Besties I was an evermore willow witch 🫸🏻🌕🫷🏻 while trick or treating with my littles last year. Am I insane or genius for wanting to be evermore murder Taylor this year? I think I just need an Olive Garden takeout bag, a boating license, a bleach bottle, gloves, and a cute red lip 🤭