Gaggle of boys umming and aahing near the flowers in Sainsburys. Really want to get involved (tell them not to get carnations), but don’t want to be a weirdo.

These guys are skating like they don’t have bones. Liquid humans.

I love Stephen. The face of a doomed WW1 officer and the wardrobe of John Travolta. #thetraitors

The fire bit has been and will always be pointless #TheTraitors

Not to sound like my mum but Faraaz is such a nice chap #TheTraitors

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Stephen didn’t need a lot of coaxing to throw Rachel under the bus, did he? Singing like a Rachel obsessed canary

James should retire from this game #TheTraitors

Can you IMAGINE being grilled by Harriet in a courtroom. I would 100% confess to whatever she said I had done even if I hadn’t done it. #thetraitors

First Fiona goes beserko and now Harriet. Think there’s actually going to be a murder in the castle. #thetraitors

I’m sorry, what is being pumped into the castle????? This is MAD. #thetraitors

Ultimate chaos merchant, Princess Fiona, joins Queen Diane in earning Traitors legend status #TheTraitors

Did Stephen say “throw the cat among the chickens”? If so, I’m into it. #thetraitors

Traitors gonna trait 🤯

The irony of the detective telling the traitor her identity is BRILLIANT. #thetraitors

Just realised who Reece reminds me of - Super Paul Mullin #thetraitors

Nah, I wouldn’t want to touch the skulls. My guy would have to just rot in the cage #thetraitors

Didn’t realise Reece had every kid’s dream job… he works in a sweet shop 🤯 #thetraitors

Cwtsh and kill 🔪 💅🏽 #thetraitors

So they could literally be caught red handed?! Brilliant. #thetraitors

Betrayal. Love to see it #thetraitors

Props to Harriet for dragging Hugo for being a barrister while sounding like the former barrister she (secretly) is 😂 #thetraitors

Wait, Rachel has done FBI training in preparation? Shut. Up. #thetraitors

Yes Judy! Nothing better than calling someone out for chatting shit about you. #thetraitors

Getting a lot of pleasure seeing Hugo being so wound up about being micro managed. #thetraitors

Would love it if Traitors queen Diane Carson was floating in one of the coffins #traitors

SUCH a good twist. Will now print this out and stick it to the wall in the manner of a detective. Speaking of which… 👀

I can’t bear it. Mark looks like a dog on his way to the vet for the final time. #celebritytraitors

What will make this heat more bearable? Flying ants 😱

Really impressed by the Ryanair flight I was just on - lovely cabin crew and NO delays.

Just about to record the pod and we need a good topical q. Anyone got one that’s easy to answer?

So, apparently, this is a thing! Please come hang with us so it’s not just me, Boyd and James wanging on in an empty room (like we do every week)

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Last One Laughing is so damn funny. Having to ration the eps.

Not sure what constitutes a crisis for you. I’ve run out of teabags and this is a disaster. Morning can’t start. The day is over.

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Turns out, for an exorbitant price at the hairdressers you can get MORE hair dye on your face and ears than if you did it at home. Who knew? 🫠

Today I made an online appt to speak to my GP, I spoke to my GP who referred me to my local hospital, I then spoke to them, and was instantly reassured. All in all, a positive NHS experience.

British TV history: ITV > ITV1 > ITV > ITV1 Channel 5 > Five > Channel 5 > 5 UK Gold > UKTV Gold > G.O.L.D. > Gold > U&GOLD Is everyone OK?

I joke a lot about my surname being spelt wrong, but sometimes it’s genuinely upsetting. Recently, an iconic institution spelt it wrong on my name card (was gutted) and just received an email from somewhere I’ve been freelancing, calling me Kay Ribera. Bigger problems exist, but it’s big to me.

EastEnders is on fire. Literally. Last night’s ep was thrilling and explosive, but Steve McFadden deserves so much credit for his brave performance. Unravelling before our eyes, seemingly beyond help, he’s a great actor. Long live ‘Enders!

Not Phil having his last pint??? 😩#Enders

Just finished the third and final series of Big Boys and I don’t know what to do with myself. It’s extraordinary. Excited to see what Jack Rooke does next.

Congratulations on surviving the 892 days of January.

Pilot listeners, help me out! We’re about to record and I don’t have a listener q ready. Please send an easy-to-answer-don’t-need-to-prepare-q to avoid getting a backlash from these two. Thank you!

While I’m at it, straw poll on this morning’s train crime. Man has his bag on the seat next to him and then spilled over onto the ladies’ next to him, causing her to have one leg in the aisle. Totally unacceptable, right?

Lovely to know that viewers of #TheTraitors have donated as much as Alexander would have won.

I asked an earbudless bozo on the train to turn down the volume on his phone and I didn’t get my head kicked in. Today has been a good day.

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Liv must be kept in at all costs. Her mini meltdowns at people looking at her, at them playing the game and literally crying at everything is the most entertaining thing about this series.