Such an amazing piece - best thing I've read this month

let's pick who we want play the next Bond, I'll go first: Tessa Thompson

Can’t remember the last time I read an interview with a pop star that is basically one banger quote after another. She said more stuff of interest in this one interview than most pop stars say in their whole lifetime

is it time to dust off foraging and barter skills

Not now sweetie, mommy is busy getting ignored online again

I wanna go where they're going

I just use the round lab birch juice all over but I also embrace my asian auntie sleeve era

parental leave is a mindwarp, when I last checked in the orcas were running psyops on this site and now it’s the feds?

my eBay algo knows I'm exploring mob wife aesthetic meets boho floral maximalism

the kids are using gluestix instead of plucking thin eyebrows drag saves lives

let the children benefit from our trauma

queer parents! how are we doing pride?

insomnia x ADHD go hand in hand bc we have no sense of time and can't overcome the inertia to switch to not awake mode

I feel like this Rizz reality dating app is gonna blow up

there's no side eye like a baby's side eye, they've got nothing to compare you to but whatever you're doing ain't it

the moment your infant is finally for sure asleep and you sit down to eat baby: sup what're we having

frenz without kids: congrats on your baby!!!! what are you up to these days?

holidays? who's still got energy left for holidays?? 🛏🍵😴

first meal post touchdown there's no place like home

Stop glamorizing “the grind” and glamorize whatever this is

all he wants to do is nap in the bathtub all day and honestly same

me to my ferns every time I travel: it's been an honor to know you, farewell 🌿

researching UV sleeves and Asian mom visors for commute, deep into my auntie era

what's the most delightful wakeup routine you've heard? today I heard: I greet a different body part every day, like my big toe, and thank it for everything 😂💚

I can only watch the ultimatum 20 mins at a time bc it's too stressful

my adhd will not let me write a strategy while it is still light outside

flying fabulously: what are ways you treat yourself on a flight? mine is packing my own meals. japanese curry? kalbijjim? TSA approved 😁

Barbie? Ken? Why not both

practice "pack roast duck leg noodles for lunch" level of self-love

pretty excited to roll from weekend into work-appropriate Barbie season, show me y'all's outfits I'll show you mine

🙅🏻‍♀️ is def the vibe

Joy Ride 2 will be Kat's bachelorette party in Asia 😻

thinking about watching Joy Ride a 4th time

this is the good stuff dad: if it doesn't stain your t-shirt yellow it's not potent enough

"I hydrate with green tea every morning" therapist: "...you know tea is a diuretic right?" me: 🤡

a DEI partner in tech asked me how far I'm willing to rock the boat before I fall off. "I'm not attached to the boat." if we play it safe? things still get set on fire, often by billionaires (in tech and beyond). so we might as well get on with the real work. besides, I'm an excellent swimmer.

*back from larping at golf* building for everyone needs to be intentional, not reactive. the latter means we accept harm to a minority until harm is loud enough to be an inconvenience. is online trust and safety hard? yes. but we can do hard things, signal intention, and invite co-conspirators.

are these the most or least practical shoes I own?

most of my IG friends are IRL friends who remain lurkers. so the loudest ppl on threads for me are the talking heads and rn the brands are also very loud. can't find the niches

I mean do you want life to be full of skeets or threats

Midjourney needs a "buy" button! same vibes (I don't need to walk right? that's what golf carts are for?)

Steve Martin’s suit jacket from “Keeping the Faith.” They will never see it coming (and you could blind folx on the green).

Plus fours. Always plus fours.

Midjourney gave me these and tbh I am considering taking up golf

exec peer coach: what if your life's journey is to become a more concentrated version of yourself? me: they're not ready

my barber: oh word are undercuts back? they were in 5y ago but nobody asks for them anymore me: nah I'm just an out of touch millennial 😎