So I'm beginning to see why Dr Oz stopped being a Dr & became a TV personality. I'm not seeing why any media treats him with any respect, starting with Oprah.

You mean like an actual DEEP STATE?

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This is why you must bring a young child to a ball park. If you don't have your own borrow a friend's. You'll get more autographs & memorabilia like this with a young child.

"We've done a lot of criminal acts & are very guilty. If we lose power we will face consequences. Please save us again USA voters.

Another GOP congressperson so courageous to start admitting they know Trump is a train wreck the moment they aren't going for reelection. Such honor

Finally building that wall!

Republicans = Party of frivolous lawsuits

You know how hard it would be to scrape off paint? Even if a vandal tried to do that, after 30 minutes of scraping & sweating they'd give up.

This whole reflecting pool saga is the dumbest American national news story. All news has become lower than The Onion. @theonion.com

lol

A documentary of current events is the equivalent of The Twilight Zone.

We found Kristy Noem's new job & location! LAPD

That would be better in Chicago than DC, anyhow.

What a slick move! I hoped that would happen when I saw it. That deserves an Emmy & a Nobel Peace Prize.

We’ve got the Onion Newsvan circling the cursed UFC fight outside the White House.

I don't think the stain will scrape off that easily. Supreme Court will stick. No foreign country should trust us. Still got the same voters, really duped by the next conman.

$38 billion welfare queen

Add some liberals who enjoy shooting themselves in the foot to those carrying Trump.

Ummm.... inflation & prices were going up before the Iran war started.

But we trust him more while also than while awake.

He's talking about the people who watched his ridiculous daytime television show.

If your name includes Dr, MD Esq, I can imagine. He's 2 titles short of a full straight jacket.

When a journalist finally pushes back on your lies to your face

That's the only honorable journalistic way that any interview should end with Trump.

It is impressive how many lies & dumb comments Trump can fit into one rambling sentence. Unimpressive that USA elected him twice as president as he demonstrates that skill.

Anchorman 3: Reality TV Takeover @jaketapper.bsky.social ushers in the Era of 24 hour news that is neither entertaining or informative.

You mean he's creating an actual DEEP STATE? Imagine that.

Did Trump line her vagina in gold paint when he bought her?

Also, dumb voters in Oklahoma elect guys named Markwayne to the US Senate. Also a great argument against democracy.

& then RFK Jr took that thought way too far.

I'd call it a Deep State. & again the very thing MAGA was getting their base all worked up about was just exactly what Trump Project 2025 intended to create for themselves.

That's why he keeps passing that genius test. He knows how to spell Trumb. Almost like he just found out how to spell it so now bragging that he knows.

Well Vanilla Ice's response was funny. He'll perform for anyone who'll listen to him. He'll go to Antarctica & play for penguins if they'll have him.

Well, you need to vote for the worst to teach the 2nd worst a lesson. Then the 2nd worst will be better next time. And that's how you free Palestine!

Remember when this kind of comment would result in you getting <1% of the vote in a few primaries & then laughed out of the primary race? Now it's gotten him reelected & still a large cult following & Fox News worshipping. USA is not so hot

I'll be more excited about the 253rd birthday. Let's celebrate then. Unless JD Pants is president. Then, will celebrate Canada.

THE SUPREME CULT

What kind of insane losers sit around & organize & write this stuff? It had to take a fair amount of time & effort. I fish, read, watch movies, & go to kids' events in my spare time. Should I be organizing dystopian, villainous thesis, instead?

Which one voiced Apu?

1. No deal 2. No deal 3. No deal 4. No deal 5. Trump cease fire = bombs & bullets continue to fire.

The moment the next Dem wins a presidential election & long before they are sworn in as president, this will become the biggest GOP talking point.

In honor of the true heroes on this Memorial Day, I fixed it. #DonaldTrump #MemorialDay

Sadly, every word is true. The American experiment is over. Killed in the middle of Fifth Avenue and no one in power blinked an eye to stop it.

He really got deep into it. Feel like you'd notice something before getting that deep. But Wisconsin did go for Trump twice so...expected.

But Megyn has been very faithful to Trump. Even after he made her eyes bleed.

Colbert Fans Get last laugh 😆 Trump posted Ai video of him interrupting Colbert final show and dumping him in a trash bin, Here’s Paulley Ticks redux! #PualleyTicks #Colbert #USDemocracy

This sounds like an order to assassinate the President. Supreme Court says he cannot make unlawful orders.