I’m not sure anyone in the league throws as hard as Caleb Williams

Probably not. Likely just funded by someone who is.

Alex Analbologna

Update, she got it (never uploaded video here before, see how this goes)

First JC Penny and now the actual Penny. What is this country coming to

this is how my dad emails me after he drinks 23 molson ices on a wednesday night

Caleb Williams, Escape Artist

Ilana Glazer showing up on a random Elmo episode was a nice surprise hanging with the kiddo. I miss Broad City

Nick Hanauer seemed to understand that no amount of excellent TV could keep working people docile forever

Think the Bears were likely Breece Hall buyers prior to Monangai going off for 176 yards last week. Still hope it happens for the right price!

Montez Sweat + Dayo Odeyingbo really looking like great signings 🤪 Ryan Pace has more bad moves than good moves. Sorry, but it's true.

Man, saw a lot of hype about the new Superman movie. That shit was awful

😭 this sucks

If the Ardmore shows were the last time I see the Biscuits with Allen I’m going to be so depressed. Please don’t let the rumors be true.

Back in 1939, Thomas Mann wrote an essay called Bruder Hitler. Esquire magazine ran it with the title “That Man Is My Brother”. Here’s an archived link: archive.ph/kPMHn

Today I learned that many of you think taking your shoes off on a plane is disgusting. This one’s for you... 😘

Yeah I’m 3 beers deep at the airport at 11:45am, but I’m not drunk enough to buy a hotdog with onions and relish and put it in a brown paper bag (now vertical on top of her carry on) to bring it on an airplane 🤦‍♂️. Gotta love Philly

Already 2 bogus calls against the Bears. Wtf is happening this year?!

Watched Ben Johnson’s presser today. Main takeaways: 1) DJ Moore was in the hospital overnight due to a broken dick and/or balls. 2) Theo Benedet was warned prior to that nonsense illegal formation call. 3) Ben Johnson is that dude. #BearDown

me trying to corral my 3 year old before bedtime

DJ Moore hates Caleb Williams

Dan Quinn hates East Coast Dads

Broncos should let Fields get a 50 yard rushing TD so they leave some time on the clock. Me starting Fields in my home league has nothing to do with this take.

One Battle After Another was incredible. Go see it in theaters while you still can. Wow.

The way he said “Uber” earlier made me think he has to read it phonetically. Time to hang em up, Al

Hard Drive can confirm Stephen Miller is even shorter than Oddjob in Goldeneye 007 for the Nintendo 64.

Fantasy team needs Mahomes to have a stinker tonight. We can all root against the Chiefs right?

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I quit my job today. It felt great. The end.

New Paw Patrol movie coming out later this year. Can’t wait to watch it 400 times 🤪🔫

As a Bears fan I try to make it a point to not play Packers players in fantasy. I broke my own rule this week and started the Green Bay Defense who went on to score -4.4 points. I lost my matchup by 2. 🫠

Did Knet get concussed in that big hit he took in the 1st quarter? Serious question. He got up shaking his head and hasn’t played well since

Cole Kmet looking awful as a blocker out there while also dropping that wide open pass ☠️

Peak male physique

Can I be honest about something for a second? I hate it when NFL coaches are way more fit than me. Those motherfuckers definitely have less free time than me and still are in incredible shape.

From the Bears’ account on the other site, here’s Caleb Williams presenting Ben Johnson a game ball for his first win

People who make fun of Caleb Williams’ nails but not JJ McCarthy or Jaxson Dart face paint are weird (insult) #NFL

Donald Trump should legalize weed to distract from the Epstein Files

The more I think about the more I really appreciate Ben Johnson completely stuntin on Eberflus. Trick plays, 11 runs in a row, he was embarrassing him and I really needed that

Kyle Monangai should be the early down RB. Keep swift in for screens and such, but let KM take the between the tackles work. We've seen enough

Number 18 just threw that from his own 18 to the other 18 😳 #BearDown

And then there was one. Last pear of the season. It was a good one too

Nothing wakes you up more quickly than accidentally hitting the wrong button on your bidet remote when you go to dry off #MyBallsAreWet

This goes hard. Let’s have a great weekend yall m.youtube.com/watch?v=kHyp...

Did I just hear that?! 🤣

These 2nd and long run calls by Ben Johnson are starting to make me angry. #BearDown

Being a Chicago Bears fan is pain.

My butthole has been on fire all morning. Ate leftovers for breakfast anyway. Let's have a day yall!

I’m high and decided to put a pepper from my szechuan takeout in my bourbon. It’s low key bangin