Recently started taking my health more seriously. Gotten away with good genes for too long. Took a creatine supplement for the first time today and holy hell ya boy is buzzin!

I read 17776 for the first time today and I’m blown away. What a beautiful, strange, stunningly awesome piece of work. Can’t believe I had never come across this before today. www.sbnation.com/a/17776-foot...

Flat mooners goin wild right now

Everyone went to take a nap. Time to get way too high and ruin it all 😈

70s and sunny at the beach ✅ Pictures with the Easter bunny ✅ Fish n chips ✅ Frosty can of Focal Banger ✅ My kinda day :)

Just booked a hotel for a road trip to American beer Mecca with the wife. Heading up to Burlington in a few weeks with stops at Treehouse, Hill Farmstead, Alchemist, and Foam on tap. Best part, NO KIDS (and the wife is gonna DD my ass around :)

The 2027 draft class looks loaded. Explains why President Trump is tanking the country so bad. 3D chess.

Didn’t know you could go to rehab for antisemitism nypost.com/2026/04/01/s...

First day the magnolia tree is in bloom

Helping 3yo get ready when out of nowhere he says “daddy I’m not peeing on you.“ Good to know. Glad you were thinking about it.

You can literally see Heuser Park from my deck in this picture. Holy shit. #B4L

Cooking in my backyard at sunset or sunrise is my happy place

Choose your fighter. .5 TEP SF

67% of my posts today have been about poop. About equivalent to my awake hours on the toilet. By the time you read this post, both figures will be 75%.

🎶 rolling down the window, gettin too high, got a dashboard bubbler and girl that wants to try 🎶

Got fried chicken from a new spot last night. Wings, loaded fries, and a chicken wrap. Wanted to try the various spice levels and ordered the wrap with “insanity” level spiciness. I love spicy food and there was an option hotter than insanity so I figured I’d be fine. I am not fine.

Suddenly no one around here has opinions? Is it because I misspelled tentacles?

If you had octopus tenacles as arms do you think jerking off would be better or worse?

Into the bleak midwinter

Not giving a damn is really helpful sometimes. 3yo said he wanted tacos. Took him to an awesome spot in the hood nearby. He took one bite of a flauta and spit it on the floor and said he wanted to go home. So I ordered churros and a beer 🥂

It’s because he knows the average voter doesn’t give a shit whatsoever about the nuances of foreign policy. All they care about is the price of gas and goods.

Looking strongly into having a midlife crisis but I think I'm too tired to follow through with it

This idea sucks

I just watched every Colston Loveland catch from last year. He was dominant as a rookie. The ceiling is the roof

To be clear, it tastes and smells exceptional. I’m just hammered.

I’m making beef bourguignon today and I think I’ve drank as much wine as I’ve used cooking. This may have been a mistake.

Greg 🤝 My toddler Taking shit off the shelf that shouldn’t be touched

I cried at a 311 concert . . . I was on LSD at a music festival They covered The Cure

Poles, call em up and offer your 2 2s

Ok hear me out: Bagent + Swift for Breece Hall and a 3rd

Trey Hendrickson to da Bears when?

My wife went to the bathroom so I ordered us 2 espresso martinis and an espresso cheesecake. Oops

First DJ and now this, in the same day? Bears about to make a major move?

This was way less frightening before the dawn of AI when surveillance en masse is much more actionable. Only install truly necessary apps on your phones and turn off passive listening features on your devices

I wish my representative government was responsible for a lot less murder.

He sort of looks like we had a baby?

The more I read the more convinced I am that Jeffrey Epstein was an evil Bene Gesserit

Look. I’m on record as saying the All-Star Game has outlived its usefulness. But that was good. OT, Blocked shots, close outs, a ticked off Wemby! That’s all people want; for the players to care enough to put some effort into what we all get is an exhibition. Now, quiet: the GOAT is performing:

Winner gets Greenland

I’ll never understand how this band wasn’t more popular open.spotify.com/track/25tDJ4...

I just signed a @theactionnetwork.bsky.social petition: Fight the Execution of an Innocent Man. Sign here: actionnetwork.org/petitions/ch...

Zero line at security for a flight I arrived at an hour before boarding, AND just got a free airport bar beer. Everything’s coming up Futurepoop today boys and girls!

Disturbingly detailed analysis of my first rewatch incoming

Super Bowl champion Sam Darnold

Feels like 2* outside and we out here. Ribs on the smoker, wings to follow. 🫡

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